Lessons in Logic ...... from Korea Nov 2, 2006 7:49 am Mood: calm, 1226 Views If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ........................................................................ I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ........................................................................ Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ....................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ........................................................................ Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ....................................................................... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ........................................................................ One should love animals. They are so tasty. ........................................................................ Every Man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ........................................................................ The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ........................................................................ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ........................................................................ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ........................................................................ "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ........................................................................ There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ........................................................................ "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ........................................................................ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. ........................................................................ A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........ ) 2 Comments

Life!!!!! Oct 30, 2006 11:04 am Mood: sad, 1183 Views Imagine you're in London's Heathrow Airport. While you're waiting for your flight, you notice a kiosk selling shortbread cookies. You buy a box, put them in your traveling bag and then you patiently search for an available seat so you can sit down and enjoy your cookies. Finally you find a seat next to a gentleman. You reach down into your traveling bag and pull out your box of shortbread cookies. As you do so, you notice that the gentleman starts watching you intensely. He stares as you open the box and his eyes follow your hand as you pick up the cookie and bring it to your mouth. Just then he reaches over and takes one of your cookies from the box, and eats it! You're more than a little surprised at this. Actually, you're at a loss for words. Not only does he take one cookie, but he alternates with you. For every one cookie you take, he takes one. Now, what's your immediate impression of this guy? Crazy? Greed y? He's got some nerve?! Can you imagine the words you might use to describe this man to your associates back at the office? Meanwhile, you both continue eating the cookies until there's just one left. To your surprise, the man reaches over and takes it. But then he does something unexpected. He breaks it in half,and gives half to you. After he's finished with his half he gets up, and without a word, he leaves. You think to yourself, "Did this really happen?" You're left sitting there dumbfounded and still hungry. So you go back to the kiosk and buy another box of cookies. You then return to your seat and begin opening your new box of cookies when you glance down into your traveling bag. Sitting there in your bag is your original box of cookies -- still unopened. Only then do you realize that when you reached down earlier, you had reached into the other man's bag, and grabbed his box of cookies by mistake. Now what do you think of the man? Generous? Tolerant? You've just experienced a profound paradigm shift. You're seeing things from a new point of view. Is it time to change your point of view? Now, think of this story as it relates to your life . Seeing things from a new point of view can be very enlightening. Think outside the box. Don't settle for the status quo. Be open to suggestions. Things may not be what they seem. Unless and until, one realize about the fact, no one will change his/her view of thinking in spite of lot of external factors. ........Every Point has 3-sides; Your Side, My Side & The Right Side. To understand either the Other's Side or the Right Side, one needs to leave His Side.......... 4 Comments

And not mine again... But Are those not golden words..... Oct 25, 2006 12:23 pm Mood: loved, 1417 Views It is by chance we met...by choice we became friends. Friendship is a strange thing---we find ourselves telling each other the deepest details of our lives, things we don't even share with our families who raised us. But what is a friend?--- A confidant? A lover? A fellow email junkie? A shoulder to cry on? An ear to listen? A heart to feel?... A friend is all these things...and more. No matter where we met, I call you friend. A word so small yet so large in feeling...a word filled with emotion. It is true great things come in small packages. Once the package of friendship has been opened, it can never be closed. It is a constant book always written Waiting to be read and enjoyed. We may have our disagreements, we may argue, we may concern one another,friendship is a unique bond that lasts through it all. A part of me is put into my friends..some,it is my humour..some,it is my listening ear.. some, it is real life experiences..some, it is my romanticism but with all, IT IS FRIENDSHIP. Friendships forged are a construct stronger than Steel built as a foundation..necessary for life and necessary for love. Friends----you and me...You brought another friend and then there were 3...We started our group..Our circle of friends and like that circle, There is no beginning or end... AND I AM SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU. 8 Comments

A part of my life. Oct 20, 2006 10:57 am Mood: confused, 1414 Views I was in High School when I saw her first time. I home was a three fkoor Row house. My room was on top floor. I used to study on the roof. One fine day I saw her, studying, on her house roof. First time I saw her in a house where I know everyone. She was my friend's sister. Came to Delhi from a village for High school studies. Any how let me not stretch the story.... We fall in love. Final year of my collage and I started helping my Father in his business. I told my family about my love and they agreed for our marriage. but... there side??? She tried her best,, Her mom tried her best... ..... ..... .... She was taken away from me. To the village again. TO marry some she never saw, she do not know. ..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She is living in delhi now. Near to my house, with her husband and child, Happy life, My best wishes to her. I changed my line. Came out of my family business. Started to make myself busy in this world. With the crack on my heart, I told my family that I will no marry any one in my life and so my family is never talking to me regarding that matter, if they do I make the silent. I learned japanese, worked for few years, earned few bucks, went to korea, learned korean language, came back to India. Thought I will work as an Interpreter in some good company for few years, but My mind as a business men was quite strong. I worked in Hyundai Motors for 1.4 year, established my links in Korean Market in India, OOPs One point I missed. In korea I met a family. Wonderful family, Husband Wife with no child, They helped me a lot in learning korean language and to know more about korea. Today they live with me in India. I adopted them they adopted me.( this step I took as I thought any how I will not marry my whole life, why not help some one who might need a son like me in near future in there old age.) I established my self in CHENNAI (south India) India family stays in delhi I stay here with korean family Having good business, Earning handsome money. have promised myself to earn more more as soon as possible. Earn good name in society. Trying to grow it more for my both families. Few friends I met on IFF, Thanks for being my side, Happiness I get from you is worth my life. This is going to be my future too. Same life. Few promises that I must fulfil for my families I love My korean mom and dad I love my Indian Mom and Dad. Dad is in heaven. I love you all. I do not know how to write, But I tried, And hope you all understood what I wanted to tell. Some times in some stage I might need some one. But will I see her/him. will she see me???... is she seeing me??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I sing this song a lot now days.. Khilona Jaan Kar Tum Tho, Mera Dil Thod Jaate Ho, Oooo Mujeh Ishaal Mein Kiske, Sahaare Chod Jaate Ho, Khilona Jaan Kar Tum Tho, Mera Dil Thod Jaate Ho... Khuda Kaa Vasata Dekar, Manalun Door Hun Lekin, Tumhara Raasta Mein, Roklun Majboor Hun Lekin.. Ke Mein Chal Bhi Nahin Sakatha Hun, Aur Tum Daud Jaate Ho, O...Khilona Jaan Kar Tum Tho, Mera Dil Thod Jaate Ho.. Gila Tumse Nahin Koyi, Magar Afsos Thoda Hai, Ke Jis Ghumne Mera Daaman, Badi Mushkil Se Choda Hai, Usi Ghum Se Mera Phir Aaj Rishta, Jod Jaate Ho, O...Khilona Jaan Kar Tum Tho, Mera Dil Thod Jaate Ho.. Mere Dil Se Na Lo Badala, Zamaane Bhar Ki Baaton Kaa, Teher Jaavo Suno Mehemaan Hun, Mein Chand Raaton Kaa, Chale Jaana Abhi Se Kis Liye Muh, Mode Jaate Ho, O...Khilona Jaan Kar Tum Tho, Mera Dil Thod Jaate Ho.. Khilona Jaan Kar Tum Tho, Mera Dil Thod Jaate Ho, Oooo Mujeh Ishaal Mein Kiske, Sahaare Chod Jaate Ho, Khilona Jaan Kar Tum Tho, Mera Dil Thod Jaate Ho... Dear friends... Don't leave me Or I will be alone again Waise Khilona = Toy = Doll. Haina 11 Comments

WIFE :D:D Oct 19, 2006 9:48 am Mood: courageous, 1438 Views Once upon a time... There was a rich King who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another. He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidante and was always kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her to help him get through the difficult times. The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her. One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short. He thought of his luxurious life and pondered, "I now have 4 wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone. Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I have loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word. Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart. The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to remarry!" His heart sank and turned cold. He then asked the 2nd wife, "I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." Her answer came like a bolt of thunder and the King was devastated. Then a voice called out: "I'll leave with you and follow you no matter where you go." The King looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!" In Truth, we all have 4 wives in our lives ... Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die. Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, it will all go to others. Our 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave. And our 1st wife is our Soul, often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the ego. However, our Soul is the only thing that will follow us wherever we go. So cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now! It is your greatest gift to offer the world. 7 Comments

I am Back.... With Life...(But no answer from my WiFe.) :(( Oct 18, 2006 12:37 am Mood: cranky, 1492 Views 1.A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2. Sardar received an invitation to a party, which said BLACK TIE ONLY. When he went to the party, he was surprised to find others wearing Pants and Shirts also. 3. Why are EGYPTIAN children always CONFUSED ? Answer : Because afterdeath their DADDY becomes MUMMY. 4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not theirfriends. 5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC 6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends. 7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. 8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. 9. Two students were fighting at an exam hall. Examiner asks the first one: Y R U fighting ? Mr X : This fool left the Answer sheet BLANK. Examiner : So What. Mr X : Even I did the same. Now teacher may think we did COPYing. 10. Why do all MARRY ? Because Romance is NOT the ONLY element of the LIFE. We should also know HORROR, TERROR, SUSPENSE, IRONY, STUPIDITY and TRAGEDY of LIFE. 15 Comments

Confessions of kid~~ Oct 9, 2006 11:16 pm Mood: devious, 1405 Views Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. Letter 1Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Bobby Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. Letter 2Dear God, This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you. Your friend Bobby Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again. Letter 3 Dear God, I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday. Bobby Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter. Letter 4God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you, Bobby Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him. Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God. Letter 5 God, I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!! 7 Comments

BEAUTIFUL WORDS !!! Oct 8, 2006 11:42 pm Mood: good, 1458 Views DO YOUR DUTY: TO GOD AND COUNTRY: Your FAMILY and religious leaders teach you to know and serve God. By following these teachings, you do your duty to God. By being a good family member and a good citizen, by working for your country's good and obeying its laws, you do your duty to your country. TO OTHER PEOPLE: Many people need help. A cheery smile and a helping hand make life easier for others. By doing a Good Turn daily and helping when you're needed, you do your part in making this a better world. TO SELF: Keeping yourself physically strong means taking care of your body. Eat the right foods and build your strength. Staying mentally awake means learn all you can, be curious, and ask questions. Being morally straight means to live your life with honesty, to be clean in your speech and actions, and to be a person of strong character. 12 Comments

Examination!!! Oct 7, 2006 10:41 pm Mood: ecstatic, 1494 Views I have some real life examination stories that I got from various people in Kolkata. 1) A College proffessor was correcting West Bengal JEE answer script some years back, when it was of Subjective type. The student had written a very big 'U' covering a full page, and a comment on the next page "See, man, what a biiig 'U' I can write!" (Dekh bata, koto boro U likhechhi!) 2) Some other year, the JEE question paper had a set of questions, Who invented the vaccines of:- a) Rabies b) Chicken Pox c) Diptheria d) Measles ....and, here's the answers of the examinee Ans) a) Your Father b) Your Grandfather c) Your Great-grandfather d) Your Great-great-grandfather 3) An English professor was correcting her degree course answer script. She found that the full answer script was filled with the words, "Tring-tring, Tring-tring, Tring-tring..." 4) A Geography professor read answer of Part I graduation examination to the question "Why is India a densly populated country? Explain." Ans) India experiences heavy rains. Rains induce \bsexo?\b, and hence more children are born in the rains. As an effect of heavy rains, India is a densely populated country. 5) A Bengali professor literally forgot the Ramayana when she read this:- "Sita was Ram's wife. So when, Laxman wanted lunch, Sita gave Laxman panta bhaat (unfresh cooked rice), and gave her own husband fresh hot cooked rice. This enraged Laxman, and he went and complained Ravan. Ravan immediately appeared when Sita was all alone, and forced her to cook fresh rice for him and Laxman...." 6) Someone had written, meaning of 'raining cats and dogs':- raining so heavily that cats and dogs starts barking and meaowing. 7) A Botany professor of Calcutta University was correcting the Compulsory Environmental Science answer script. The question was "Give and explain a method used to keep the city clean of harmful insects and rodents." The examinee wrote in detail:- "All the garbage and wastes are laid on the ground. Then a big sheet of plastic is spread above the garbage. Then, a tractor or roller is driven on the plastic sheet. This will turn the garbage into an easily-disposable paste. A very good advantage of this procedure is, it will also kill the insects and rats that are trapped under the plastic sheet. " 8 Comments

pussy Cat Oct 5, 2006 2:32 am Mood: naughty, 1531 Views Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 50 years of age can't do it! This is really difficult, not so easy so be careful . 1. This is this cat 2. This is is cat 3. This is how cat 4. This is to cat 5. This is keep cat 6. This is an cat 7. This is old cat 8. This is fool cat 9. This is busy cat 10. This is for cat 11. This is forty cat 12. This is seconds cat Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down, and I bet you can't resist passing it on. 10 Comments

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