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| Happiness keeps u Sweet,
Trials keep u Strong,
Sorrow keeps u Human,
Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success keeps u Glowing,
But only God Keeps u Going.....
Keep on smiling |
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| GOOD ONES ..... |
Sep 4, 2008 5:51 am
31 Views | THEY SAY MARRIAGES ARE MADE IN HEAVEN.BUT SO ARE THUNDER AND LIGHTNING......
A MAN IN LOVE IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE IS MARRIED.THEN HE IS FINISHED !!!!!
A MAN DOESNT KNOW WHAT HAPPINESS IS UNTIL HE IS MARRIED .BY THEN ITS TOO LATE...... | |
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| Believe it or not..Men are Everywhere |
Sep 1, 2008 2:12 am
80 Views | Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has
Mr. in it;
Female has
Male in it;
She has
He in it;
Madam has
Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MEN
strual cramps
MEN
tal breakdown
MEN
opause
GUY
necologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HIS....trectomy!!!!!B] | |
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| SOME QUOTES.......... |
Aug 27, 2008 6:46 am
135 Views | A COUNTRYMAN BETWEEN TWO LAWYERS IS LIKE A FISH BETWEEN TWO CATS....
EXPERIENCE IS THE NAME EVERYONE GIVES TO THEIR MISTAKES.........
WORK IS THE CURSE OF THE DRINKING CLASSES....
MONEY COULDNT BUY YOU FRIENDS,BUT YOU GET A BETTER CLASS OF ENEMY......
A LAWYER WILL DO ANYTHING TO WIN A CASE ,SOMETIMES HE WILL EVEN TELL THE TRUTH.... | |
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| !!!! GooD Day !!!! |
Aug 20, 2008 8:15 am
292 Views | Making a million friends is not a miracle,
the miracle is to find a friend
who will stand by U
when a million are against U !!! | |
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| A Beautiful Rose !!!!! |
Aug 18, 2008 5:49 am
286 Views | There's a story about a woman who did not keep a tidy house. One day someone gave her a beautiful rose which she brought home and put in a vase in her parlour. The rose, though, showed up the vase which was tarnished and dusty, so she polished the vase and set the rose and vase on the table.
But now something was wrong with the table. It looked terrible. It had to be cleaned as well. At last the woman stood back and admired the sparkling table, the polished vase, and the beautiful rose.
But to her dismay, the whole parlour now seemed dull and murky. Before she knew it, she found herself scrubbing the walls, washing the curtains, and opening the windows to let light and air into every dark corner.
The moral of the story is if you make one small change in your life, light up one small corner, in no time your whole life can take on a different look. If you're dissatisfied with your life at this point, give some serious consideration to that one area you could change. | |
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| THREE THINGS IN LIFE,,,,,, |
Aug 12, 2008 6:48 pm
514 Views | THREE THINGS IN LIFE THAT, ONCE GONE, NEVER COME BACK
1. TIME
2. WORDS
3. OPPORTUNITY
THREE THINGS IN LIFE THAT CAN DESTROY A PERSON
1. ANGER
2. PRIDE
3. UNFORGIVENESS | |
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| RESPECT A WOMAN ....... |
Aug 10, 2008 7:38 am
409 Views | BECAUSE....
You can feel her INNOCENCE in the form of a daughter
You can feel her CARE in the form of a sister
You can feel her WARMTH in the form of a friend
You can feel her PASSION in the form of a beloved
You can feel her DEDICATION in the form of a wife
You can feel her DIVINITY in the form of a mother
You can feel her BLESSING in the form of a grandmother
Yet she is so TOUGH too...
Her heart is so TENDER...
So NAUGHTY...
So CHARMING...
So SHARING...
So MELODIUS...
She is a WOMAN
And she is life!!! | |
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| SUICIDE..........funny collections... |
Aug 8, 2008 6:19 am
376 Views | 2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a a professor's cabin and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Professor: anything ! ?
Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study.
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May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
And decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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| LOST IN TRANSLATION........ |
Aug 6, 2008 6:04 am
440 Views | This hotel is renowned for its peace and soulitude.Infact crowd from all over the world flock here to enjoy its soulitude.....
ITALY.
WE SERVE YOU WITH HOSTIALITY....
HOTEL IN CHINA
PLEASE DO NOT FEED ANIMALS.IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD ,GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY..
HOTEL IN.BUDAPEST HUNGARY
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.......
.NORWAY..
BECAREFUL TO BUTT HEAD ON WALL......
.CHINA
FOUR PEOPLE WERE KILLED ,ONE SERIOUSLY......
JAPANESE NEWS ARTICLE......
OUR WATCHES ARE WATERPROOF ,SHOCKPROOF AND TIME PROOF
ADVTISEMENT IN BEIJING,CHINA
IF YOU TELEPHONE FOR ROOM SERVICE YOU WILL GET THE ANSWER YOU DESERVE
CANARY ISLANDS
IF YOU WISH TO HAVE BREAKFAST,LIFT THE TELEPHONE AND OUR WAITRESS WILL ARRIVE.THIS WILL BE ENOUGH TO BRING YOUR FOOD
TELAVIV...ISRAEL
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| Madness & Love Relation !!! |
Aug 5, 2008 5:18 am
441 Views | A long time ago, before
> the world was created and humans set foot on it,
> God had put all the human
> 'qualities' in a separate room. Since all the
> qualities were bored they
> decided to play hide & seek.
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> 'Madness' was one of the
> qualities and he shouted: 'I want to count, I
> want to count!' And since
> nobody was crazy enough to want to seek
> 'Madness', all the other qualities
> agreed. So 'Madness' leaned against a
> tree and started to
> count:
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> One, two, three...' As 'Madness' counted, the qualities
> went hiding.
> 'Treason' hid in a pile of garbage.. 'Lie' said that it would
> hide under
> a stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake. And Madness continued
> to
> count '... seventy nine, eighty, eighty one...' By this time, all
> the
> qualities were already hidden-except 'Love '.
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> For stupid
> as 'Love' is, he could not decide where to hide.
> And this should
> not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is
> to hide
> 'Love'.
> 'Madness': '...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven...'
> Just when
> 'Madness' got to one hundred..... ....'Love' jumped into a rose
> bush
> where he hid.
> And Madness turned around and shouted: 'I'm
> coming, I'm coming!' As
> Madness turned around, 'Laziness' was the first to be
> found, because
> 'Laziness' was too lazy to hide. 'Madness' searched madly and
> found
> 'Lie' at the bottom of the lake. One by one, Madness found them all
> -
> except Love. Madness was getting desperate, unable to find
> Love.
>
> Envious of Love, 'Envy' whispered to 'Madness ': 'You only
> need to find
> Love, and Love is hiding in the rose
> bush.'
>
>'Madness' Jumped on the rose bush and he heard loud cry.
> The thorns in
> the bush had pierced 'Loves' eyes.
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> Hearing the
> commotion God came into the room and saw what had happened.
> He got very angry
> and cursed 'Madness' and said since 'Love' has become
> blind because of u...
> .u shall always be with him'
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> And so it came about that from that
> day on, Love is blind and is always
> accompanied by
> Madness.!!!
THIS IS AN EMAIL SENT BY A DEAR FRND OF MINE.....WANTED TO SHARE WITH ALL.....
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