We are living in a regressive society where the easiest game we play is the Blame Game. We are always readt to blame others for our misfortunes.We have to stop cribbing and become go-getters.rather than blame the ciscumstances or turn of events for any misfortune that befalls us. We should look for the positive aspects of life and make our own future.Just imagine if suddenly the lights go out,if each one of us present lights a candle rather than curse the darkness,the darkness will be dispelled forever and there will be brightness all around us. We are what we make of ourselves.There is no point dwelling in the past and ruining our future.Our destiny is in our hands.We have to say to ourselves that we will change the circumstances we are in and not get swallowed by the circumstances. We get opportunitis in our life to achieve greatness,it is up to us to grab the opportunity with both hands and not let it pass us by and curse our bad luck.We have to make our own destiny and not let destiny outdo us God helps those who help themselves
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkups. The doctor asked him how he a was feeling.
"I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got a twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun".
The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He rises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle. BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion.
George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bush told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.
About 1 hour later Bush sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you", asked Bush.
Driver said, "Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me".
"My God, what did you tell them", asks Bush.
The driver replied, "I'm George Bush's driver, and I just killed the pig".
Jaanu doll, oh Jaanu doll Jaanu doll, Jaanu doll You're the cutest jaanu doll That I ever did ever see Let me tell you jaanu doll You were meant, just meant for me
On the first time that I saw you How I fell for your cuddly charms Jaanu doll I'm crazy for you Let me rock you in my arms
I'm so glad I found you Never thought dollies came full grown I'm gonna tie a ribbon around you Wrap you up and take you home
I would never treat you badly Like a cast away broken toy Jaanu doll I love you madly Let me be your lover boy
I'm so glad I found you Never thought dollies came full grown I'm gonna tie a ribbon around you Wrap you up and take you home
I would never treat you badly Like a cast away broken toy Jaanu doll I love you madly Let me be your lover boy
Jaanu doll, jaanu doll Jaanu doll, Jaanu doll Jaanu doll, Jaanu doll Let me be your lover boy
Jaanu doll, jaanu doll Jaanu doll, jaanu doll Jaanu doll, jaanu doll Let me be your lover boy Let me be your lover boy Let me be your lover boy
Well, since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It's down at the end of lonely street at Heartbreak Hotel.
You make me so lonely baby, I get so lonely, I get so lonely I could die.
And although it's always crowded, you still can find some room. Where broken hearted lovers do cry away their gloom.
You make me so lonely baby, I get so lonely, I get so lonely I could die.
Well, the Bell hop's tears keep flowin', and the desk clerk's dressed in black. Well they been so long on lonely street They ain't ever gonna look back.
You make me so lonely baby, I get so lonely, I get so lonely I could die.
Hey now, if your baby leaves you, and you got a tale to tell. Just take a walk down lonely street to Heartbreak Hotel.
You know I can be found, sitting home all alone, If you can't come around, at least please telephone. Don't be cruel to a heart that's true.
Baby, if I made you mad for something I might have said, Please, let's forget the past, the future looks bright ahead, Don't be cruel to a heart that's true. I don't want no other love, Baby it's just you I'm thinking of.
Don't stop thinking of me, don't make me feel this way, Come on over here and love me, you know what I want you to say. Don't be cruel to a heart that's true. Why should we be apart? I really love you baby, cross my heart.
Let's walk up to the preacher and let us say I do, Then you'll know you'll have me, and I'll know that I'll have you, Don't be cruel to a heart that's true. I don't want no other love, Baby it's just you I'm thinking of.
Don't be cruel to a heart that's true. Don't be cruel to a heart that's true. I don't want no other love, Baby it's just you I'm thinking of.
you can shine you're shoes and wear a suit you can comb your hair and look quite cute you can hide your face behind a smile one thing you can't hide is when you're crippled inside you wear a mask and paint your face you can call yourself the human race you can wear a collar and a tie but the one thing you can't hide is when you're crippled inside well now you know that your cat has nine lives babe nine loves to itself but you only got one and a dog life ain't no fun mamma take a look outside. you can go to church and sing a hymn judge me by the color of my skin you can live a lie until you die one thing you can't hide is when you're crippled inside.
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out."
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you Know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife
and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
