We are living in a regressive society where the easiest game we play is the Blame Game. We are always readt to blame others for our misfortunes.We have to stop cribbing and become go-getters.rather than blame the ciscumstances or turn of events for any misfortune that befalls us. We should look for the positive aspects of life and make our own future.Just imagine if suddenly the lights go out,if each one of us present lights a candle rather than curse the darkness,the darkness will be dispelled forever and there will be brightness all around us. We are what we make of ourselves.There is no point dwelling in the past and ruining our future.Our destiny is in our hands.We have to say to ourselves that we will change the circumstances we are in and not get swallowed by the circumstances. We get opportunitis in our life to achieve greatness,it is up to us to grab the opportunity with both hands and not let it pass us by and curse our bad luck.We have to make our own destiny and not let destiny outdo us God helps those who help themselves
A sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks.He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like sardars. The game warden ordered the sardar to show his hunting license, and the sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license,boy?" The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck.This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?" The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt,and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?" Again the sardar reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the sardar, "Just where the hell are you from?" The sardar smiled turned around, bent over,dropped his pants showing his butt and said, "You tell me, you're the expert."
Today is a wonderful day.Its the birthday of two lovely people.
Both of you really rock.Wish You both all the very best today and always.You deserve the best.Both of you are always there for your friends and your friends will never leave you.
There is a severe drought and famine because the rain is keeping away.Please have some mercy on us.Come back on your magic carpet showering us with pink roses.
May 31, 2006 8:03 pm Mood: mischievous, 1248 Views
Lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, it's so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he precedes to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?", "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her". "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and says... "You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!" Moral of the story:
(1) Always tell your wife the truth. (2) She won't believe you anyway. (3) At least your conscience will be clear
Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you..
Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.
Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,
because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile,
because of your every movements.
The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer. Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in coma. The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:
Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile,
because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you...
If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Does love need a reason? NO!
Therefore, I still love you...
And love doesn't need a reason
" Sometimes the best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, cannot be touched, but can be felt only at heart "
This is a true incident which happened to Johney when he was in school
Little Jhoney was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "jhoney, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied jhoney, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little jhoney says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little jhoney, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
May 27, 2006 12:45 am Mood: adventurous, 1107 Views
Stick your little finger into your navel bend over till your nose touches your thumb,rotate 10 times keeping your eyes open and try to stand up straight and take a step in any direction,YOU WILL FALL . Just see that you do it in an open space or you might end up falling and hurting yourself.
