WAS ON MY WAY TO CHEMBUR AND SAW A COMMOTION NEAR SION STATION WHERE ON INSPECTION SAW ACTIVISTS WHO CLAIMED ALLEGIANCE TO THE MNS – MAHARASHTRA NAVNIRMAN SENA JUST ARGUING WITH A GUY WHO DID NOT KNOW MARATHI WAS HECKLED ON AN EXCUSE THAT HE SELLS EATABLES -- IDLI VADA SAMBHAR DEPRIVING THE MARATHI MANSOOS OF HIS RIGHTS AND GRABBED HIS UTENSILS AND CONTAINERS, CONFISCATED HIS STUFF AS IF THEY WERE FROM THE MUNICIPALITY.
AS THE ONLOOKERS WERE AGHAST AT THESE HOOLIGANS AND WERE AFRAID TO SPEAK OUT THAT INCLUDES ME.
[B]...... I used to sleep with this girl or that, at every party i used to attend would pick up a girl for the night. Until i met this gal, named her 'WIFE' and since have been sleeping with her only. Am i insane? No As, i am sure my WIFE has been sleeping with me only. So a marriage to succeed needs sacrifice and more then that a mutual TRUST.
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it!. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already! I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!" The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Quick, open your mouth, honey, and show him."
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Three couples are playing golf......
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20. Go and buy some underwear
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also blows her skirt up over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"
She too, explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jaysus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."
Ash long It’s been quite a nuisance to see that you keep on hogging the Blog Page at IFF, in spite of being politely told by both Gals & Guys not to do so.
Kindly consider this as an advice from an elder friend, as in the AGM of a Corporate / Housing Society Meeting where all share holders get a say & hogging is simply considered as uncivil.
Ash long, I do hope you will be considerate & not sweep the request of your neighbors under the carpet...…..I rest my case here …… VC
When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? and WHY////??????
WohLamhe We all are Neighbors of this GLOBAL VILLAGE
Woh lamhe no doubt reading ur blogs is a pleasure but excessive blogging would create quite a nuisance, as other members blogs gets wiped out,as it has been seen & pointed out by other members that you keep on hogging the Blog Page at IFF, in spite of being politely told by both Gals & Guys not to do so.
Kindly consider this as a humble request from your junior friend,( FRIEND HOPEFULLY ) as in the AGM of a Corporate / Housing Society Meeting where all share holders get a say & hogging is simply considered as uncivil.
Woh Lamhe , I do earnestly hope you will be considerate & not sweep this humble request from other members under the carpet ..............I rest my case here …… VC
Sparsh It’s been quite a nuisance to see that you keep on hogging the Blog Page at IFF, in spite of being politely told by both Gals & Guys not to do so.
Sparsh if you consider the other members of IFF website as Dogs & Bitches who just bark, are illiterate etc.then I am sorry you are sadly mistaken.
Sparsh If I want to I can put the Entire Britannica Encyclopedia not just as a copy paste but have several other original writing ideas too.
Kindly consider this as an advice from an elder friend, as in the AGM of a Corporate / Housing Society Meeting where all share holders get a say & hogging is simply considered as uncivil.
Sparsh, I do hope you will be considerate & not treat your neighbors as Barking Dogs & Bitches…..I rest my case here …… VC
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