I met a Gal named her 'WIFE' Oct 14, 2008 11:21 pm Mood: impressed, 455 Views [B]...... I used to sleep with this girl or that, at every party i used to attend would pick up a girl for the night. Until i met this gal, named her 'WIFE' and since have been sleeping with her only. Am i insane? No As, i am sure my WIFE has been sleeping with me only. So a marriage to succeed needs sacrifice and more then that a mutual TRUST. 6 Comments

HONEY QUICK SHOW HIM HOW BRAVE YOU ARE Aug 16, 2008 1:26 am Mood: crazy, 554 Views A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it!. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already! I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!" The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Quick, open your mouth, honey, and show him." 7 Comments

Are you male or female? Apr 18, 2008 9:58 am Mood: confused, 717 Views This is a simple one question test to prove that we have become too dependent on our computers. Question: Are you male or female? To find out the answer, look down..... V V V V V V V I said, 'look down', NOT 'scroll down'! 7 Comments

Only For Gals Jan 21, 2008 3:14 am Mood: crazy, 1055 Views The Only Fur that you wear should be well groomed Applicable for gals only Three couples are playing golf...... The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20. Go and buy some underwear Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also blows her skirt up over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too, explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jaysus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit." 3 Comments

Ashlong..We all are Neighbors of this GLOBAL VILLAGE Nov 27, 2007 4:31 am Mood: annoyed, 1524 Views Ash long It’s been quite a nuisance to see that you keep on hogging the Blog Page at IFF, in spite of being politely told by both Gals & Guys not to do so. Kindly consider this as an advice from an elder friend, as in the AGM of a Corporate / Housing Society Meeting where all share holders get a say & hogging is simply considered as uncivil. Ash long, I do hope you will be considerate & not sweep the request of your neighbors under the carpet...…..I rest my case here …… VC 5 Comments

GUYS WANT LIBERATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! equal rights...LOLZZZ Nov 27, 2007 1:35 am Mood: amused, 1410 Views When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? and WHY////?????? WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS ..... LOLZZZZZ ------------------------------- 1 comment

WohLamhe We all are Neighbors of this GLOBAL VILLAGE Nov 16, 2007 12:08 am Mood: eager, 2462 Views WohLamhe We all are Neighbors of this GLOBAL VILLAGE Woh lamhe no doubt reading ur blogs is a pleasure but excessive blogging would create quite a nuisance, as other members blogs gets wiped out,as it has been seen & pointed out by other members that you keep on hogging the Blog Page at IFF, in spite of being politely told by both Gals & Guys not to do so. Kindly consider this as a humble request from your junior friend,( FRIEND HOPEFULLY ) as in the AGM of a Corporate / Housing Society Meeting where all share holders get a say & hogging is simply considered as uncivil. Woh Lamhe , I do earnestly hope you will be considerate & not sweep this humble request from other members under the carpet ..............I rest my case here …… VC 41 Comments

Sparsh We all are Neighbors of a GLOBAL VILLAGE Nov 13, 2007 8:57 pm Mood: annoyed, 1971 Views Sparsh We all are Neighbors Sparsh It’s been quite a nuisance to see that you keep on hogging the Blog Page at IFF, in spite of being politely told by both Gals & Guys not to do so. Sparsh if you consider the other members of IFF website as Dogs & Bitches who just bark, are illiterate etc.then I am sorry you are sadly mistaken. Sparsh If I want to I can put the Entire Britannica Encyclopedia not just as a copy paste but have several other original writing ideas too. Kindly consider this as an advice from an elder friend, as in the AGM of a Corporate / Housing Society Meeting where all share holders get a say & hogging is simply considered as uncivil. Sparsh, I do hope you will be considerate & not treat your neighbors as Barking Dogs & Bitches…..I rest my case here …… VC 12 Comments

Gals and Guys ......Don't Laugh.......!!!!!!!!!! Oct 25, 2007 8:47 am Mood: cheerful, 1714 Views Gals and Guys ......Don't Laugh.......!!!!!!!!!! We don't stop laughing because we get old We get old because we stop laughing ????? Don't stop laughing,or life will laugh at you. Let the laugh reach your heart and not just your lips??? & see the difference... do i sound like a mobile ad ??? lolzzzzz 7 Comments

Puppy Position !!!!!!!!!!!! lolzzzzzzz Oct 25, 2007 4:40 am Mood: impressed, 1655 Views Puppy Position !!!!!!!!!!!! lolzzzzzzz There were three women who were at the gynecologist having prenatal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?" "He was on top ", she replied. "You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed. The second woman was asked the same question. "I was on top ", was the reply. "you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor. With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears. "What`s the matter ?" asked the doc. "Am I going to have puppies ?"..... 5 Comments

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