Knock Knock .......lol Oct 16, 2007 2:56 am Mood: cheerful, 1626 Views A wife answers the door bell and a man asks her, "Lady, do you have a vagixx?" and she slams the door shut. The next day the wife answers the door bell and its the same guy and he asks her, "Lady, do you have a vagixx?" and she slams the door shut. The woman tells her husband about the guy and he says he will stay home from work the next day and this time she should tell the man she has a vagina and see what happens. The door bell rings, the woman answers the door, the man asks, "Lady do you have a vagixx?" to which she says, "Yes, I do." The man then tells her, "Well then tell your husband to make use of it and stay away from my wife." LOL 4 Comments

Speed Kings..... ?????????? Oct 16, 2007 12:22 am Mood: rejuvenated, 1312 Views Given the pathetic conditions of Mumbai roads with their erratic traffic & unending snarls coupled with lack of driving sense conjoined with romping crowds. I think the hot wheels, which promises their owner 250 – 310 /h are worth their price only as show pieces in glass paneled garages or at porticos. It is meaningless to talk about hot wheels in Mumbai or NCR. (New Delhi) or any other booming cities of India. Let’s talk about Dandiya fest (Navratri) LOL 0 Comments

Laugh your worries away ... ha .. ha... Oct 15, 2007 10:02 pm Mood: cheerful, 1359 Views We don't stop laughing because we get old We get old because we stop laughing ????? Don't stop laughing,or life will laugh at you. Let the laugh reach your heart and not just your lips??? & see the difference... do i sound like a mobile ad ??? lol cool it applicable to both gals & guys 2 Comments

Comparing the Sun with .... lol Oct 15, 2007 9:55 pm Mood: cheerful, 1029 Views Respected Gals, no offence meant to you What three things are common between the sun and a woman's pantie? Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. LOL 2 Comments

Men are Tired ...lol Oct 15, 2007 1:21 am Mood: amused, 626 Views Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own ...LOL 1 comment

Life is an .......... Oct 15, 2007 12:49 am Mood: contemplative, 639 Views Life is an Echo...Life is an Echo... What you send out, comes back. What you sow, you reap. What you give, you get. What you see in others, exists in you. 1 comment

Perfect Woman .. very true Oct 15, 2007 12:26 am Mood: cheerful, 726 Views Respected Gals, no offence meant to you 7 qualities to be a perfect woman: B eautiful, R esponsible, E nergetic, A dorable, S weet, T ruthful S elf-Organised In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S 3 Comments

Big Trouble ... lol Oct 15, 2007 12:17 am Mood: contemplative, 587 Views Respected Gals, no offense meant to you What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come you are in big trouble..if unplanned LOL 3 Comments

Stop & Smell the Roses Oct 14, 2007 10:56 pm Mood: courageous, 484 Views .... How it encourages you to be "in the moment". There is so much about most of our lives that entices us to live either in the past or in the future that it has become more and more challenging to actually get to the present; TO THIS PRECISE MOMENT. "Stop and smell the roses," we used to hear & say but it's rare that people actually do. 1 comment

No Homework Please ... lol Oct 13, 2007 8:41 am Mood: cheerful, 474 Views A unit in s-e-x education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. Little Johnny handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, "My mom says I can take the course as long as there's no homework." 2 Comments

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