Forgiveness is a simple word, but a difficult , complicated process, Forgiveness is also essential if we want to find happiness and joy, To forgive too soon, before we've felt our emotions-- our anger, rage, pain, and betrayal-- will harden our hearts and keep us closed, We'll have losse ends to tie up, an unfinished connection to our past, We'll have unfinished business with others, even thought we may not see them, speak to them, or consciously think about them any longer, We won't be free, and neither will they. Sometimes we need to seek forgiveness because we've tried everything else and nothing works to bring us back to peace. Some times forgiveness finds us, unexpectedly transforming our hearts, softening us, opening us, and renewing our hearts and our relationships,
sometimes forgiveness surprises us because it's the last thing we thought we would need to feel whole agian, Forgiveness is ofthen the completion of the process, IT'S THE ICING ON THE CAKE,
People are energy. Thoughts are energy, Part of loving ourselves is not ingesting toxins, negative energy is toxic. Don't stress others out by sending negative energy to them. Learn to tell when negative energy is stressing you, and learn to tell it to freeze',,,
1. A window salesman phoned a customer "Hello, Mr. Brown," he said, "lm calling becuz our company repalced all the windows in your house with our triple-glazed weather-tight windows over a year ago and you still haven't sent us a payment" the customer replied, ""But you said they'd pay for themselves in 12 months"
2. While on vacation in Louisianna, a young blonde wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. "I'II just catch my own alligator," she told one shoeshopkeeper," so l can get a pair of shoes for free," she stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in, She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes, The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggles to haul the carcus into an embankment where serveral other dead alligator were lined up "OH. NO!" the blonde shouted in dismay ,"THIS ONE ISNT WAERING ANY SHOES EITHER!",,,,
3. Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wifeyyy, After the exam the physician motioned for the wifeyy to meet him in the hallway, "Your husbad's very sick," the doctor said. "But there are three things you can do to ensure his survival, First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day, Next, give him a stress=free environment and dont complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day" "Going home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say? "I'm sorry," she said, "But you're not going to make it."
:: Every story you tell begins with,"We were really high and,,," Someone asks you for a dime and you tell you're out of herb. Your video collection consists of endless CHEECH and CHONG movies You clean out your car and smoke you found on your car mats. Your breakfast is a spliff, OJ, and a bowl packed with fruity pebbles, You eat everything in the kitchen but spam,,,then you eat the spam Every vaction you wind up in asterdam ot jamica. you"re knowns as "smoking" to your friends. you want to have kids named herb, Bud, Maryjane. someone finds a roach in your room and it not a bad thing. You hang out with people you dont like, just becuz they got buds, If your life wus made into a movie, It would be called " waiting to be inhale", All you want to do is drink % smoke & eat & smoke & chill & smoke,,,, You think everyone is starting at you when nobody'S around. Yopur best friend just happened to be your dealer. Your bumper sticker reads " Honk for hemp" Your bong becomes an extension of your arm. The high Times centerfold turns you on. Your alarm is set for 4.20am and pm You wake up bake. ::
Hello agian its you and me, kinda alway's like it used to be, slippin' wine,killin time, trying to solve life's mysteries, How's your life? it"s been a while, god it"s good to see you smile, l see you reaching for your keys, looking for a reason not to leave, if you dont know if you should stay , If you dont stay whats on your mind, baby just breath, thers no where ealse tonite we should be, you want to make a memory, l dug up this old PHOTOGRAPH, looking at all that hair we had, It's bittersweet to hear your laugh, Your phone is ringing l don"t want to ask, If you go now I.II understand, If you stay, Hey l got a plan, You want to make a memory, You want to steal a piece of time, You can sing a melody to me, And l could write a coupla lines, You want to make a memory,,, If you dont know if you should stay, And you dont say whats on your mind, baby just breath,, There's no where else tonite we be,we should be, You want to make a memory,, You wan to steal a piece of time,, You can sing the melody to me,, And l could write a coupla lines,,You want to make a memeory,,,,,You want to make a memory,,,
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community:
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities came to pay thier repects, including Mrs.Butterworth,Hungry Jack, the Califorinia Rasins, Betty Crocker and her new finace, the Jolly Green Giant, the Hostess Twinkies, The Trix Rabbit and messrs,Snap, Crackle, and Pop, It was a deliciouly warm surprise to have Captain Crunch attend from his buzy schedule, Lovely Cocoa Pebbles arrived late with her parents, Wilma and Fred Flinstone, Josephine the plumber and Mr. Whipple cut short thier honeymoon to attend the servies, The gravesite was pile high with flour.
Aunt Jermina delivered the eulogy and lovingly describe Dough boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers, He was not considered a very ''SMART'' cookie, wasting most of his dough on half baked schemes, Despite being a little flaky at times , he still , as a crusty old man, was considered a sweet roll model for millions of his admirers, Captian Crunch told the gathering that Doughboy had suffered many years in insufferable agony every time he was poked, but he always gave a gigle to the delight of the audience; althought in recent years the giggle wasn't as hadry.
The Lucky Charms Leprechaun presided over the burial, after a few prayers, which inculded, Have a Nigal,Peel me a Grape and one Potatoe two Potatoe, Elmer Fudd sang a heart-wrenching version of Mr Muffin Man. The sun was shining throughtout the service nicely warming the coffin so that when the icing was poured on as final gesture, it melted all over with glistening glow.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, his son John Dough and Daugther, Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The service began at 3.50 and was over just as the timer bell rang 20 minutes later
ok friends this was giving to me from a friend, awwwwww plz laugh made me smile and some enjoyy
I had to accept that it was either that way or no way at all, I cant see any reason to spend your time frustrated,Angry, or upset abt things you don't have or you can't have or you can't yet do, i drill this into well my girl when l hear her say, I don't have this,I'll say Don't focus on wht you don't have, Focus on wht you do have and be grateful for it, Be proud of wht you can do, Those things you can't do yet, maybe you will do" When we are jealous of others who have gifts and talents that we dont , we get nowhere, God never asks us to become something that we aren't , all he asks is that we use the gift He' given to us to the best of our abitly.
enjoy my friends someday we meet agian allways at heart byeeee g
There are treasures in one"s life that cannot be seen, cannot be touched, are impossible to measure or estimate thier value.... They cannot be bought, yet are given for free, These precious gifts have been given to me and have made a difference in my life throught the friend l've found in you.
Understanding- of all our different ways, Honesty- about what you think and feel. Laughter- at times we shared, stoned Patience- with my changing moods Your friendship is among the treasures of my life- growning as we grow, (plants) j/k changing for the better, yet remaining a steady part of my days,,
well kelly, l try not to add smiley here but how can l miss this chance hats off to you my dear gal friend, : anit got no hat but oh well guys help out , got hats did l ask wrong here if so (((((OPPS)))))
The possibities for joy are limitless if we can do what feels good to us--in work, in life, inlove, inplay, Learn to become comfortable with joy. You have the power to create joy by choosing what feels good to you. The time for joy isn't later. Time for joy is now
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made me smile
did l ask wrong here
, Learn to become comfortable with joy.
