Words!!! you need them from me? Better the words be few. Better the heart be so wide and deep. Better try seeing eachother. Be the mirror to eachother.
There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!"
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter.
After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll have sex with her, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease....and HE's the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"
Here’s A Beautiful Poem For A Beautiful Person Like You…..
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Happy Birthday From Me To You… May This One Be The Best One Yet.. Love And Peace To You…. A Nice Cash Flow Too… Kisses And Huggs On Top Of That Happy Birthday To You….
And May God Bless You, With Good Health… A Family Giving You The Best…. And Another Birthday On The Top Of That….
Hope You Have A Birthday Filled With Warmth Of Love…
Some people know how to make This world a sweeter place
YOU
Are one of them…
ANAMIKA
Passionate , purring Leo is warm , cuddly and playful , yet fiercely protective of everyone and everything in her domain . She has a never-ending need to shine like the Sun, and so takes plenty of time to make herself look good, inside and out.....not to feed her vanity, but to be the best she can be for those who depend on her.
Leo needs to share the tremendous sunlight in her soul . She thrives on praise, and suffers without it. She is a great manager, organizer and leader. People love to follow Leo because she is kind and generous . She understands teamwork and can work well under the command of another, but will maintain a constant ambition to be on top....
Your birthday Make this day really special…. Just like u ……..
"Shaitz", sounds like the name of an insignificant individual, but on the contrary he is the most splendid and special individual I have come across so far . He is witty , caring and if I may dare to add DROP-DEAD GOOD LOOKING !!!!!!!!!!
Boy he sure is one hell of a dude…..till I had not seen him, his voice….Oooooh…..need I say more. Well, he is not all brawn…..he has brains too…..an avid reader and intelligent person. He analysis well and can come forth with very logical and objective solutions to problems. My dear friend, my buddy "Shaitz" is a true friend. He is always there when you need him. #;D# #;D# #;D#
I sometimes wonder what it would have been if he had not come into my life .. (thatz y I AM GLAD I SOLD MY SOUL TO THE DEVI.. really good hands . It would have been boring, friendless and honestly colourless . Thank you dear Shaitzzzzzzzzz for being there I my life and for being who you are.
Happy Birthday To Dear and Dear....... Shaitzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Happy birthday, you’re not getting old, Stay in the game, it’s not time to fold. Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look, Countless experiences, you should write in a book.
A birthday is seldom, a serious occasion, Try not to take it, like the d-day invasion. Laughter and jokes are within sight, Stock up on both, all through the night.
I m here again to present one more blog on “jab we met” and if there are so good iffian’s like this so many “jab we met” episode will be telecast again and again. This time again in Delhi… where else at my cutest and sweet di “JKM” (JaikaaliMaa)… … reached at her place at 10.30 in the morning… Aahaaa this "Mom ke Gudiyaa: looking more younger in track pant and red t-shirt ….
Ooopppssssss coz of di and my talks I forget to call my ma pa that I reached.. and ufffffffff yeh di ke ghar ka network … Maasaahaallaaaaaa…… after ours talks… we had very yummy lunch…… chicken and rajma… wid rice.. and My ds cutest di is having rice wid not chicken nor rajma.. but wid mirch ka achaar… … and lunch we again start our one session of chatting…. (ladies talk) ….
Di was on net also and chatting wid :Nivepranks” on ym…. And I come to knw that "Soul" is at her place…. Aaeellaayaa. “Soul ko call nahi kiya” out from the room to call soul….. but in meanwhile soul ka phone…. First question.. “Jan Kab Aaye”… I replied at 10.30 am… next question .. “See the time”… my reply “Sorrieee”…. …Aahaa being a gal lot of excuses .. like network problem… having lunch after that taking rest.. and balla balla… but soul is good and very kind so he said okie now tell me your programme to me in few …
No calls and No msg on my cell I was waiting for someone’s call…..and.....… at 3.30 pm ... my phone rang and some unknown number … and I picked the call…here it is late latif “Pragmatic_crux”… “Jaanu where are u?”… I was so angry on him for not even a single reply of my msg’s (i lost the count how many i sent) but he explained the problem with his sim card… any way then we all decide to that meet up at 6.30 at GK-II …. And meanwhile we called “Stryker” to join us.. ….
At 6.45 we reached at GK-II and here we were the late latif, praggy had already reached and was bored with the bird watching so decided to catch up with some coffee at barista....He called and asked us to come and join him for coffee … and we both step towards Barista…. Here it is … Praggy having a lemon chicken sandwich and large glass of cold Mocha,….aalleeyyyaaaa "yeh to bacha nahi hain" ..ROFL …..
Thn again we start talking and talking and we too were forced to have some coffee as an appetizer to add on top of this prag’s introduced us to his temptations at Barista ....na na na all you peeps no frowns it’s called DARK TEMPTATION’s one of the dessert delicacy at Barista he even added saying, for this he has even missed his dates …. The talks switched tracks not just abt IFF…. But some personal talks ….. and me the idiot calling Soul… (I will hand over my mobile bill to soul this time coz of im on roaming and called him more thn 10 times to ask .. ke yahan kab )…..
Its 7.30pm now and we booked a table already in China Garden …… and waiting for all others to come.. but no worries only me the one who was waiting for others.. but these both JKM di and praggy are so busy with their music talks god knows what all bands n genre..... (Chatter Box’s)….. ufffffffff…..i was waiting for the soul
Finally, at 8.30 Soul called that “I m at parking”… my reply that wait im coming… oohhooooooooooooo very stylish man …… To huggsssssssss To mangata he na .. Tight huggsss to soul…. And he apologized for being late… “Kiya Karta Bacha Traffic Jam”. “Oh where are Nive and her hubby ”.. coming .. and yupi when we were going upstairs some one coming in green shirt… I stopped for a moment … Stryker…. Oopppssss yeh kab aayee The meeting of SOUL n PRAGMATIC was instantaneous it was as if dono kisi kumbh ke mele mein bichdee huwee bhai hai
……. And at last…. Nive called from parking that we are downstairs.. …. Praggy and Soul both gone downstairs..... and after few mins… So cute and bubbly gal in black t-shirt and black pant.,.. wearing very nice scandals in black……. And wid very broad smile…. Wid very handsome guy.. was none other thn “Nivepranks”…… hugged her tight… and start introducing to each other..... after some conversation nive suddenly said “kiya main aap ko janya di bol sakte hun”… "Muj ko", said of course, why not …… phir party suru… feeling hungry yaar laga that we are again in lobby ….. Listen to me first .. no to me .. no to me .. Uff........ "sab ek se baad kar ek" …..
In the mean while… shaitaan called… not first time second time…. Coz these ppz were late…. So shaitz called again… and also rogers appa… twice… and eversmiling …. Oh god cracks jokes on each other… and thank u for those santa banta jokes… by Stryker (Bhale he woh mobile se paad kar suna raha thaa )…… and at 1:15 poor hotel ppz request us that plz leave ) … its time to close the hotel yaar… … U all are horrible …………. So we all hugged each others… oh yaar all are so good that I’m but when we were at parking praggy said that so we are meeting up tomorrow again......n we departed ......
Reached home by 1.45 and at 1.55 Praggy called that 'Janu we are meeting tomorrow at 10 am'… Soul and me shouted at him "Pagal hain".... no way........ Its not possible yaar... … so finally decided at 1pm…. But from 11.30 keep calling both of them …..n both were busy with their dream apsaras uffffffffff finally I got praggy on the phone n I was like "kya kar rahe hoo"? N the reply comes .. Nothing Janu... Sleeping .. Sorrieeeee ......then again our minds and phones kept on ringing and I called him up again chal come down to freinds colony to meet up with friends .....the second round is still to come WATCHH OUTT
This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing............. .....
She had him arrested. Then the case came before the court, theyoung man was asked why he acted in such a manner.
His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold DustTwins'. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'. Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident. '
.. really good hands 
