Kiss me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oct 26, 2007 10:16 pm 1663 Views A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, So open up your mouth, close your eyes, And give your tongue some exercise!!! 7 Comments

My First Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oct 25, 2007 10:35 pm 1479 Views [cneter] The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best To place my hand On her breasts I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when she did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time Milking a COW! 6 Comments

Bad Dream!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oct 25, 2007 1:38 am 1589 Views "Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "you've got to help me! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of the sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes." The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?" "I push them away." "I see. What do you want me to do?" The patient implored, "Break my arms." 10 Comments

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! Oct 24, 2007 1:58 am 1715 Views A confused nine-year-old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,” Well God is both male and female." This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey, God is both gay and straight." At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks... "Is God Michael Jackson?" 19 Comments

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DEAR CASTY (24TH OCT) Oct 23, 2007 10:14 am 1835 Views HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR CASTY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy; I hope all of your wishes come true. May each hour and minute be filled with delight, And your birthday be perfect for you...... Birthdays are happy events, Times when dreams come true. So dream a good dream (and let someone know!), It just might work for you! Have a happy celebration One you’ll always recall, And be aware on this day of days, You’re the most special person of all! Happy Birthday Gandha Bacha Always Ur Good Friend Karab Head 20 Comments

Coincidence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oct 23, 2007 1:09 am 1642 Views A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence" the farmer says "This is a special day for me .. I am celebrating." "This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence!" says the farmer? As they clinked glasses the man asked "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!" "What a coincidence "says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I used a different cock," he replied. The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence". 9 Comments

18 Rules Between Men and Women !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oct 22, 2007 4:25 am 1782 Views 1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any given time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. 15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks ackbone, and is a wimp. 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. 17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm. 18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5 13 Comments

What's the bad news????????? Oct 21, 2007 9:59 am 1427 Views A civil servant is badly hurt, after falling down the stairs at city hall. He is taken to the hospital where he remains in a coma for several days. Finally, an eye opens and his doctor tells him, "My friend, I have bad news and I have good news. First of all, you will never be able to work again." "Okay," muttered the injured bureaucrat. "What's the bad news?" 5 Comments

No Ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oct 20, 2007 1:10 am 1501 Views A guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears." Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy." 2nd guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears." Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy." This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out." 3rd guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you." The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?" 3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on." 7 Comments

A Love Like No Other Oct 18, 2007 12:22 am 1648 Views I never felt a love Like this before It's a love like no other Something I have always hoped for A love with friendship Humour and heart A bond so strong It would never part A love that makes you smile From ear to ear A love that is joyful Without any fear A love that is beautiful From the inside out A love with no tears, Pain, or doubt A love with soul So tender and true A love that I have found Only in you... 12 Comments

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