Words!!! you need them from me? Better the words be few. Better the heart be so wide and deep. Better try seeing eachother. Be the mirror to eachother.
It seems that a young couple had just gotten married and spent their first wedding night with the young man's parents.
In the morning, his mother got up and prepared a lovely breakfast including freshly cut flowers from her garden and gourmet food. She went to the bottom of the stairs and called everyone to come down to breakfast. Everyone came down, except the newlyweds.
After a long wait, the family ate without them. The mother said, I wonder why they never came down to eat?"
The groom's young brother said, "Mommy, I think..."
"Oh, shut up. I don't want to hear what you think!" said the mother, not wanting to hear any inappropriate comments from the eight-year-old.
At lunch time, the mother again prepared a wonderful spread and again called the young couple to eat. Five minutes went by and she called again. After another long wait, the family proceeded to eat. As she was cleaning the table, mother once again said, "I wonder why they never came down to eat?"
Once again, the younger brother started to speak, but mother immediately shut him up. At dinner the same thing happened. After the meal, mothers once again questioned why they had not come down to eat all day. The young lad once again said, "Mommy I think..."
"Well, what is it that you think?" asked the mother rather testily.
"I think that when my big brother came down to get the Vaseline last night, he got my model airplane glue instead!"
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world,
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM! - she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM! - she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "Fu*k him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea...... "
I Always Wished For A Special Friend ….. Who’d Be Close To My Heart…………. It Came True When I Met You !!!! On Your Special Day I Wish For You….. May All Your Dreams And Wishes Come True !!!!!
“Your Birthday Is A Special Time To Celebrate The Gift Of 'You' To The World.”
Its My True Emotions For U…………. So Please Don’t Laugh……… Love You
Happy Birthday to uuu Happy Birthday to uuuu Happy Birthday dear Anaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Happy Birthday to uuuuu
Here’s wishing you the “King of Devils” the best of everything in life. On this special day, I would like to come forth with a candid confession. When I first started chatting with you, all but one stopped me from interacting with you, Leave apart becoming friends with you....... But you know me, I am not known for taking “GOOD” advice and have done the opposite....... In keeping with my stubborn nature and thanks to Parth’s insistence, I chose to tread on the path of our friendship. Am happy I did it. I have no regrets. Well to be honest, I have gained valuable friends thru you…. Friends like Miss_World, Pranam2006, _S_J_, Khatti_methi, mehendi, anamika76………
“People say that “GOOD FRIENDS” are hard to find; U knw why……? Because the best is already mine …………..….”
Hope am not sounding too sentimental. But this is my tribute to you………… Hmmmmm…… let me pay a more appropriate tribute to you……. Words that would be apt for the person you are……….
Last nite I looked up at the stars and matched each one wid a reason why “I Love You”. I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars !!!!!!
"You're thought about more often Than you probably can guess, And thoughts of you just naturally Bring smiles of happiness. Now, that it's your birthday, May each and every warm thought, Bring a wish for all the best in life, And all your favourite things.”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR PRANAM .... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U ...............
Hey me today just sharing joke wid all...... aaaha not any one birthday......... for a change something else..........take it as joke only ....
Some ground rules to help people determine if the $ecs counted. This list of rules can also be very helpful to determine if you have cheated on your spouse or significant other.
1. Oral $ecs does not count.
2. If you can't remember the person's name the following day it doesn't count.
3. If you failed to call the person back to have more $ecs it doesn't count.
4. If neither of you achieved org@$m it doesn't count.
5. $ecs with a friend, doesn't count, it's just another thing you share.
6. If the act was so lame, you leave thinking "did I shave my legs for this," it doesn't count.
7. An old flame doesn't count.
8. A $ecs-spouse doesn't count. Refer to this as a "pity fcuk."
9. Cyber$ecs - no way! This is glorified mas_t_err_bation.
10. Two hetero$ecsual women having fun, not $ecs.
11. Kissing is not cheating.
12. An act to make a married person feel good about themselves, not $ecs, but only if you do not know their significant other.
13. An act committed while you were intoxicated, doesn't count.
14. An act committed with a family member of your significant other, doesn't count. This should be referred to as "a skeleton in the family closet."
15. Acts committed in a public place, doesn't count (why should it, it was fun right?).
16. Phone $ecs, doesn't count. Refer back to "glorified mas_t_err_bation".
17. In a car doesn't count, way to cramped. If vehicle is in motion and has a console or stick shift, this counts, way too kinky and err0tic not to count, unless the act was totally oral, then refer back to rule #1.
18. An act committed in which the female of the encounter did not achieve total satisfaction (org@$m), doesn't count.
19. An act committed in which total bodily fluids have not been exchanged (pull 'n pray method of birth control) doesn't count.
20. An act in which no kissing takes place, doesn't count (not considered to be intimate).
21. An act in which "you do all the work", doesn't count.
22. An act committed with your next door neighbor, doesn't count. This should be referred to as "being neighborly."
23. An act committed with an acquaintance because you are angry with your significant other doesn't count.
24. An act which only happens on a random basis, doesn't count. This should be considered a "fcuk friend."
