Words!!! you need them from me? Better the words be few. Better the heart be so wide and deep. Better try seeing eachother. Be the mirror to eachother.
Wrap me in chains. Clad me in leather Run the lawnmower over my hair Beat me as I do the dishes With the whipper-snipper!
Tie me up with the sheets to the bed Smother me with a pillow Cut me with knives and forks Drag me across the lounge-room floor By my hair as I suck up the dirt With the vacuum cleaner Pin me to the wall with your Toyota Steal MY T.V. remote
Let me hear the sound of one hand slapping Drink your beer while we make love But just DON'T call me fat.
Just login to blog today and suprised to see that i m on number 2.... and called anamika76 how can i come in second position.... last nite my points are 194.. and suddenly 214... 20 new handles ...
i love that pps comments on my blog... but not like this ... i m not here for any competition .,...
Just seen the new handles who comments on my blogs and suprise to see that .... only one post.. just one post.. i mean thy starts from my post... but y...
and the new handles are... anandba, pureman, haribolala, kantaben, aakashman, rkj2007, urvasikhanna, arjunsinghpandey, sweetvijay3, koolkatvikram, travelguy_mumbai, jefferyalex...... and many more ....
whom i dont knw.. and i love if my friends comments on my blog and even like that if new pps comments on my blog but not like this....
so plz i m not in any race... and dont want to go upward like this ... i request all those members... plz read my blog and enjoy it... i only do copy paste .. and jokes only.... want that pps laugh on my jokes...
A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. "
Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man gave his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.
Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child as theirs. 'Isn't it wonderful?' one gay says to the other.
'All these unhappy babies .. and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves the Superiority of gay love!' . . . . . . The nurse says, 'Oh sure, he's happy now but just watch what happens when we pull the thermometer out!'
It was professor smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.
To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, "Well students, before we start off with today's lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy".
He gazed across the classroom, spotted a female student Suzie, and said, "Tell me Suzie, which part of the human body grows 10 times its original size when excited?"
Hearing this question, Suzie's face grew pale in embarrassment, she replied:" you should be ashamed to ask such a question to a female. I am sorry, but I can't answer your, this question".
Thwarted by the girl's reply, professor smith rolled on his sight around the classroom afresh, to find out if there was anyone else who could satisfy his query.
This time he located a male student Henry, who had already raised his hand in affirmation to answer the question, and allowed the lad to go ahead.
Henry answered: "pupil of a human eye".
The professor applauded for the boy's accurate answer; then turned back to Suzie and said : "look, Suzie, I am sorry but, I must tell you a couple of things: (1) You lack knowledge (2) you have a dirty mind and (3) Your Expectations are too high !!!!!!!(10 times....... ...huh... ...MY GOD !!)
?? I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass. 
