My newest friend is touching me with his stories. He knows my weakness and he is trying to make me fall in love with him but I am guarding my heart.....still............
here's his story:
"It’s a clear night here, and I feel like telling you a story.
For starters we shall have one from a Hindu epic-the Mahabharatha.
Would you like to hear it, dear? It is about Jaralkaaru, the great Sage, and how he ensured the perpetuity of his Snake Princess-wife’s ophidian race.
Of course, there is a cunningly camouflaged message in it too !! You know my ways by now, don't you!!
J ‘s habit was to roam around from place to place meditating throughout the day from his childhood onwards and thus he gathered enough powers to control many of the forces of Nature.In this self-improvement process he forgot to get married(almost like Dr Faustus).
One day he was walking along when he observed a few human souls hanging for their dear lives precariously on blades of grass bending over a deep pit.
Curious, he asked them who they were.
And they replied with anguish,”Well,we are the spirits of the forefathers of a boy named J and he has remained a bachelor. This pit is hell pit . We may tumble down into it at any moment unless he gets married and has an offspring.”
To which our J replied,”Gentlemen, I am that same J,I am sorry, but if I did not marry there is a reason. I have taken a vow that I shall wed only a girl named J, and since mine is not a feminine name I am yet to find one such girl in the upper, nether or this world.””
Thus he went along shamefaced till he chanced upon Sage Narada. The latter after preliminary small talk asked him the reason for his sad looks. J gave an honest reply.
Replied Narada,”Well, for your information there is such a girl, but she is a Snake Princess of the nether world. Go to her father and propose directly. And you may be accepted by them.”
J complied and made his proposal to Emperor Vasuki, whose daughter our pretty Ms J was. The parents of J were overjoyed and thus the marriage ceremony was also hurried through for evident reasons.
On the night of wedding, J called aside his bride and told her: "Honey, I love you for giving me your company, but basically I am an intellectual and a sage too. So please obey me to the letter when I tell you to do something without questioning it since I have my own reasons for every trifling act. And don't awaken me when I am asleep too. Promise?”
“All right dearest!” Replied the wife J.
Thus they settled at an ashram(=hermitage) on the coast. Days rolled by peacefully since the sage was well known for his tremendous powers by all and sundry.
One evening J was fast asleep in the lap of his wife J. At dusk the sage was in the habit of chanting the Gayathri Mantra. His wife J wondered if he might miss it through her lapse if she did not awaken him, though her husband might lose his temper with her on this account. She decided to run the risk.
Thus she aroused the sage and reminded him about the sun being about to set on the western horizon.
J, looking steadfastly at the sun, whispered “Thishta!” (=Stay!), got up and went to the river to wash his hands and face before the mantra incantation. He took his own sweet time to return.
The sun dared not set, but hung there in the sky for apparently no reason at all. J’s wife saw this miracle for the first time in her life.
The sage looked again at the sun and whispered,”Gaccha!”(Go!”) and the sun plopped down into the distant sea in a second.
Looking at his wife, J told her that since she had lacked trust in him, he could no longer stay with her and told her to name her soon- to-be-born son Aasthika.
The boy would save his snake race from perishing in the sacrificial flames of Emperor Janamejaya----- (to be continued later)
The message:
Have a focus in your life, dear! Think of it. Dream of it. Eat it Drink it.
And you are bound to be a wonder that even the forces of Nature can scarce hope to lay low!!!
Yours, from India."
(I will not fall in love with anyone for a long, long time..... I will not! I will not! I will not! I will not! I will not! I will not!.....) I will not!
IN THE BEGINNING .........there was ONE ........only ONE did God create from DUST ................then he was given DOMINION over the earth ...........then when he was SETTLED........
...............only then did GOD say It is not good that he be ALONE.......... so GOD took one of his ribs and WOMAN was ...(today a man is one rib less ...google it guyz)
A WOMAN not made of dust,
but a man's rib.....
therefore,
we are to be CHERISHED and LOVED just as God created us: PMS, headaches, emotionally in need with sweet tender loving care as our priority......drama, whatevers... Don't try to understand us, just simply love us...
Man sins when he ABUSES a gift .... "And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man".................
Under silken sheets we lie Suspended under pink enclustered skies Seductively, caressing my perfumed thighs In colors purple and pink shimmering sighs Of sweet honey drippings and clinging draped arms around me with whispered nothings in my ear warming me awakening me entwining my weakened heart as you tunnel through my silken moisturized dripping sugary walls, in and out, in and out you thrust through and through, growing expanding, engulfing and filling me so Ah, 'tis love's potion of passion nectarine and cushions of ever greens spinning in a prism of shining ecstasy I surrender to your demands in trances forever as you devour me I am yours my prince forever Wet with moisture deep within my being Gazing across from your sparkling eyes; pleasantly just for a while, Thoughts in my mind and my heart did arise Losing myself in your sensuous smile.
My soul, my soul where art thou no answers for I am not here I wonder why no answers I hear 'Tis me 'tis me from somewhere up above I am floating in a world of total ecstasy My love he did dissolving weakening my elegant facade and draping me in silken luxury I am at ease, at ease am I sharing the secrets of a universe exploding rendering me helpless weakened and the sweet pleasure I feel the black hole amidst the galaxies eternity, timeless...... soon you will find me adrift on a wispy cloud blown by a gentle wind of contentment, sweet satisfaction I am satiated now, quiet, silently motionless as I float the feathery womanly me I return transported from a fantasy trance orgasmic rainbow colorful delight pink silken sheets I lie surrounding me finally focused I see where I am and feel your sweet kisses once again evoking vortex of sensual pleasure on my neck my ear my face you are all over me you want me to go on this journey again my love, my breast you cup and squeeze in sweet delight as you nibble me our sweet tender lips wet and warm kissing me teasing me, urging me to awaken once more your princess under silken sheet of ecstasy from a world of pink and sun shining me your breath intoxicating like pink, pink wine I prepare for my flight again my love, I am ready .....ooh, yes I'm ready to enter the door yes, the door the door again once more...............
I drank too much coffee today It tasted foul But I drank it anyway I was angry Angry! Furious to find you'd gone No warning No goodbye I didn't want that You gone from my life So what? While I drank I thought Not about the coffee. But your promises You said you would unbind my wings You promised Claimed you could teach me to fly I watched you fly You flew away You left in me an empty space; So I filled it with coffee. Acrid, foul-tasting coffee Damn DAMN! I Cannot cry! I stll have my wings And Despite you I still will fly! Somehow! I know. I just know Out there I will find Better Tasting Coffee.
_ Passion: Does he have goals and dreams for his future? Is he committed to pursuing them?
__ Good Health & Habits: Does he take good care of himself (eat well, go to the gym, etc.)? Does he have any habits that are deal- breakers (Drug or alcohol abuse, smoking)?
__ Balanced Emotional State: Does he seem stable? (Beware of overly jaded types, those with excessive 'emotional baggage,' or men with rage issues or out-of-control mood swings.)
__ Treats You Well: Does he treat you with respect and consideration? How do you feel when you're around him - happy, relaxed, safe? If he makes you feel uneasy, insecure, controlled, or threatened, he is definitely not boyfriend material.
__ Treats Others Well: Is he friendly with his doorman? Is he kind to waitresses and generous with tips? If he's pleasant with other people it's a good sign that he's not just putting on an act for you.
__ Healthy Relationship Track Record: What is his dating history like? Is he a serial monogamist or the king of one-night stands? If he hasn't dated much (or at all), that could also be a red flag. If you know other women he's dated in the past, do they have good things to say about him?
__ Good Relationship With His Family: Is he close with his family? Does he treat his parents with respect? Is he friendly with his siblings? These are all good signs of a quality man. However....Beware of the Mama's Boy! A man who hasn't "cut the cord" with his mother is nothing but trouble - either he'll expect you to wait on him and make his bed OR you'll spend your life trying to live up to the perfect image of Mommy. Either way, it's not good - so get out now and save yourself for a man who will make you the #1 woman in his life!
__ Maturity Level: Does he follow through on his responsibilities? If he blows off a commitment to stay home and play Xbox, he may not be ready to meet the obligations of an adult relationship.
Delicately trembling Energy emitting From deep within I feel you in the Darkness It's not a dream It's you Solid flesh and blood No ethereal being But the man I've been looking for How can it be That these fever Is upon me Once more Intoxicatingly Achingly Unashamedly I cry for more My aching arms Caress your back As I raise my face To kiss your hard Manly shoulder I plant tiny kisses Brushing lightly Inhaling fragrantly The masculanity Of you My man... Oh, honey Honey wake up Darling, Make sweet love to Me once more... I press myself against You I am aching Trembling Savoring Drinking in the essence Of you Slowly you turn in the dark And you pull me Close to you Consuming fire I am all ablaze Wanting you so "Babe," You whisper low "Want me?" You need to ask? I kiss you and answer Yes I do.. Want you Need you and then you Tenderly Brush my hair from my face "My wife, my sweetheart, My all in all" Your voice Thrills me so "Come here darling Cum for me Yessssssssss..." Here I am my love Not your wife But..... your forbidden fruit
191 individuals making $20 million or more were polled. 2/3 were men and 1/3 were female. These 191 individuals admitted to having extra-marital affairs for at least a year.
Yes it is funny but true and this comes from an article in the Wall Street Journal. I must admit that I don't blame them. The Dow Jones today, December 1, 2008 closed at 679, signs of our crisis economical times. So therefore, like us common folks, they have to cut cost here and there and well, the bedroom is part of the house (or mansion) too, right?
But what is crazy and really quite interesting is that while men cut spendings on their lovers, the women increased theirs. Why and what is the reason for this difference? The answer was that "For the women, lovers matter more than ever now because the rest of life is so dreary." but for men, (see how unromantic men are)LOL.....for men they are just "cutting across the board." How terribly romantic is that guyz?
Is that indicative of women needing romance more then men and that men view everything in a sexual context and say, "Wham, bang, thank you mam!"...but you are causing me to break my budget here, so adios, sayonara and all that jazz. How cold!
Yes men are from Mars and women are from Venus and their priorities are so different and men and women have different and often conflicting ways of dealing with hardship!
I think many mistresses will be having a meager gift getting Christmas this 2008?
Oh, well, it's the sign of the times, if men are cutting expenses on their mistresses, what of the spouses?
Oh, yuk, don't even go there.............
Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Disclaimer: No offense to men, just my 2 cent worth. This does not apply to all men, just 2/3rds of 191 of them...and there were women in 1/3 of the 191....and applies only to men making $20 million so there you go, I rest my case, this blog is not offending most of us common folks
I say i'm doing fine You say i'm looking sick You know i don't care And i don't think i ever did Your out of control And i'm out of my mind One thing, that's all~ I say i'm doing just fine
When nothing makes sense And you just do what your told You missed all the greats And darling i'm too young, too old When i'm looking really bad And the tears fall down your face I'll watch you walk away When nothing makes sense
I'm always here I'm everything you hoped he'd be I'm calm and i'm sincere But thats not what you wanted from me So the next time i leave I won't bother coming back Just remember one thing The next time i leave.. The next time i leave!
