like me Mar 13, 2009 11:56 pm 728 Views A richman encroched a poormans land.The poorman reported to the police.After inquiry police registered the case in court.After so many trials when honourable judge came to know the fact,before sentence in last trial honourable Judge asked the poorman. Judge :- i came to conclusion that The richman encroached your land its a crime.But, you so many times accepted that the gue is very nice and gentleman. Poorman:- Offcourse me lord no doubt that He is a gentleman,butsome times he goes mad.. Judge:- What do you mean? Poormane thinks that he is a Judge. Judge:- like me? Poorman:- Yes me lord exactly like you. 8 Comments

For Taylorgurl...............presented with love. Mar 13, 2009 6:21 am 695 Views " The time will stop " You will look,always be buitifull, you will look always be young. A song dedicated to you, which was never sung. you will look always be buitifull, You will look,always be young. No one can snatch,your childness, Be live happy always,with your friend. I wish you,a joyfull life, which will never expend. Nature will stop the clock, pendulam,still,will be silently hung. You will look, always be buitifull, you will look,always be young. Age will never knock, Time will never walk. All world will stop, when you will walk,with your love compainion. I wish you,A happy life, which will never end. only your name,can speak HIS tongue, you will look,always be buitiful, you will look always be young. You will look always be young, You will look always be young. 6 Comments

Cultural deficiency Mar 12, 2009 7:19 am 689 Views " In the modern age " Never seen before, fast depriciation of culture, In this modern age. Childrens without immotion, No,smile,No laugh,wrincles on face, Always in tence,without grace. The world of mobile,computer, obsolete the childhood. they looks alone,in the crowd, ever seen them to value the brotherhood. Having unlimited golden dreams, exploding in their mind, to get fast every thing, collective desires of various kind. Before time,they looks matured, vanished the "Hide and seek" games where gone, mutual abusing, where gone,mutual discussion. House now convert in office, life becomes heavy,a created suffocation. Every telent now convert in qualification, every intelligency,now convert in profession. hazitation,shyness,innocency,affection,stolen. Day by day we errasing from the eyes, young staring direct to gardians, money factor taking,humanity in vice. So, many living in this house, but no sign of life, you can't recognize,their relation, who ,sister,who brother,husband and wife. Behaving like stranger to each other, now obsenity totally covered the culture. 4 Comments

Your love or.......? Mar 10, 2009 6:45 pm 739 Views With you, mylove, I spend a long time. You love me no doubt. I apreciateyour attachment with me, you always be aware, you surprisingly knows my requirements. with you, my love, I spend a long time You love me no doubt. I always thinkng about you, whole day in your memory. You knows my desires, How honest you with me. You never leave alone me. with you my love, I spend a long time. You love me no doubt. But since few days, I feeling a change in you, Now without any word you entering in house, go to bed selently, every day coming late night, with you, my love , I spend a long time, You love me no doubt. Sitting in front of mirror, thinking about situation, I saw that some white hair, peeping at me,some slight wrinkles, are asking me,come to the earth. Suddenly,mistry, solved, I was fool,I spend a long part of my life, but I did not understand, the defference between,love and lust. with you, my love, I spend a long time, I loved you, I love you no doubt (My closest friends wife asked me a help,) I need comments from my IFF friends what to do in this situation,please help me. 0 Comments

A old friend Mar 9, 2009 10:46 am 689 Views " How you manage " The two woman friend parted since ten years ago.When they came to know where they are one friend came to other womans house for a grand meeting.She saw that between a years gap her friend have eight kids in gradual age.3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and 10 years.She horrified.She asked her what's there name and how you mange to recall their name? Her friend;- I put a same name to all, Johny. visitor friend:- but how you call them with a single name? Her friend :- very simple,when I called them for food.I yelled hey johnys. They all comes to dining.when i called them for study I yelled Johneys They all comes to study rooms.its very simple. Visitor friend:-But dear when you have to call some perticular kid then what you say? her friend:- ,At that time? very simple dear.I called them with their Sir name. 2 Comments

Heaven doors Mar 9, 2009 1:50 am 1023 Views " No space for.... " A man knocked the heavens door. TAK !! TAK ! ! TAK !! A voice came out from the inside. Hey man !!!! are you married ? Yes Sir, !!! answered the man. Man you got the enough punishment,come in.... Man entered swiftly. second man knocked the door. TAK !! TAK !! TAK !! A gaint voice came out from the inside. Hey man !!!! are you married ? Yes Sir!! I married twice. This time a hard voice cameout. Go back to the earth,there is no space for foolishman. 0 Comments

the hell Mar 8, 2009 10:55 am 652 Views " Why they are going to hell " A man badly druncked ride a bus.he saw that bus is fully packed by the nuns.He saw a seat vacant.He sat there and stared to his companion.She was a old nun.The old nun puts a hankey over her nose because of the badly smell of country wine from the mouth of the man. Few minutes passed A nun could not resist herself.She said. Nun :- Hey !!! you know what are you doing? Man ;- Yes I am going to home. Nun:- No Mr., you are going to hell. The man souted to conductor, stop the Bus...Stop the Bus.I don't want to go there. The Bus stoped,Druncked man hurriedly forward to the steps.When he was on steps.He asked the conductor:- Please tell me brother,Why these holy womans are going to hell? 8 Comments

bludy clever Mar 7, 2009 9:49 am 641 Views " Clever donkey " A donkey kicked a Sardarji,satdarji got angree and feel insulted.Sardarji tried to hit back the donkey like in donkey's style.Donkey hit again to sardarji and ran off in direction of nearest jungle.Sardarji followed the donkey. donkey disappeared in the forest. After so many hours of searching sardarji saw a Zebra in jungle.sardarji catched the Zebra and start to hit with a wooden blog.A forest gaurd saw it he asked to Sardarji.Hey why are you beating brutly to this poor animal. sardarji;- you dont know this bludy clever donkey. Gaurd :- What happened Sardarji? Sardarji- This bludy kicked me and came to this jungle.Now is in makeup.thinks me a fool. 8 Comments

Do you understand. Mar 5, 2009 8:40 pm 586 Views " Misunderstanding " A newly married couple was in their honeymoon trip.When husband was booking the suite.His wife was talking with a buitifull girl.Her husband saw her talikng to someone, he hurridly completed formalities and signalled to her wife to follow him.When they reached thier room.husband told her wife You know to whom with you were talking like a old friend. Wife - No,I don't know her. Husband-She is a call girl. Wife- may be,but how did you know,I got her very decent and good girl. Husband- She comes on booking to our town,I know it. Wife- I dont beleive it.Husband-I will prove it. Husband call her through recepshnist and talked her on the door.She told her that she will charge 10000 bucks for a night,he bargained for 1000.The call girl refused and went away.Next day when couple taking dinner in a restaurant.Same girl came to their table and said hello to husband. Husband-hi, Call girl- I think now you understand the difference between 10k to 1k.Enjoy Yourself.bye bye. 10 Comments

I will miss you Mar 5, 2009 9:36 am 531 Views Husband- darling suppossed I go blind. will you love me? Wife - Sure honey? Husband- Darling supposed I paralized below the west.will you love me? Wife - Yes my love.i will love you. Husband- darling suppossed I admitted to mental hospital.will you love me? Wife - Yes my darling yes.i will love you and only you. husband after a moment of silence- Darling suppossed I become bankcrupt will you love me. Wife - yes my darling I love you,but I miss you too. 4 Comments

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