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Two Arseholes
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Jun 25, 2007 11:44 pm
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Munda died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Santa and Banta. The three men had always done everything together.
Santa arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Santa said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Santa said, "Nope, ain't Mumnda." The mortician thought that was rather strange.
Then he brought Banta in to identify the body.
Gomer took a look at the body and said,
"Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Banta said,
"No, it ain't Munda."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Munda had two arseholes."
"What? He had two arseholes?!" said the mortician.
Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes.
Every time we went to town, folks would say,
"Here comes Mumnda with them two arseholes."
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