The Greatest Paradox Recorded in Legal History Nov 5, 2008 5:56 pm 462 Views Many years ago, a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fees. The student struck a deal saying, 'I will pay your fee the day I win my first case in court'. Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, the student reminded him of their deal and pushed days. Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for themselves. The teacher put forward his argument saying: 'If I win this case, as per the court of law, the student has to pay me as the case is about his non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, student will still pay me because he would have won the case. Equally brilliant, the student argued back saying: 'If I win the case, as per the court of law, I don't have to pay anything to the teacher as the case is about my non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, I don't have to pay him because I haven't won my first case yet! So either ways, I am not going to pay the teacher anything!' This is one of the greatest paradox recorded in legal history. 3 Comments

What Unity Nov 5, 2008 6:20 am 359 Views This line is very interesting. You know the Latin Catholic will not enter to Syrian catholic church, these two will not enter to Marthoma church, these three will not enter to Pentecost church, these four will not enter to Salvation army church, these five will not enter to 7th day Adventist church, these six will not enter to orthodox church, these seven will not enter to Jacobite church, …..like this there are 146 castes in Kerala alone for Christianity, each will never share their churches for Christians ! Wonderful One Christ, One Bible, One Jehovah….What a unity ! Among Muslims, Shia and Sunni kill each other in all the Muslim countries. The religious riot in Muslim countries is always between these two. The Shia will not go to Sunni mosque, these two will not go to Ahamadiya mosque, these three will not go to Sufi mosque, these four will not go to Mujahiddin mosque….like this it appears there are 13 castes in among Muslims, Killing / bombing / conquering / massacring /… each other ! The American attack to the Muslim land of Iraq is fully supported by all the Muslim countries surrounding Iraq! One Allah, One Quran, One Nebi….! Great unity ! For Hindus 1280 books, 10,000 commentaries, more than one lakh sub commentaries for these foundation books, 330 million gods, variety of aacharas, thousands of Rishies, hundreds of languages,…still everyone goes to the SAME TEMPLE…whether unity is for Hindus or in others and never quarreled each other for the last ten thousand years in the name of religion. 2 Comments

Three Cheers to Mumbaikars Nov 4, 2008 6:17 am 340 Views In favour of RAJ Thackerey We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative head on by doing more... 1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school 2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi 3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi 4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi. 5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men 6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals 7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas) 8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only 9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra? 10. Let's support kashmiri Militants because they are right to kill and injure innocent people for benefit of their state and community...... 11. Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world . 12. Let's stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi 13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states 14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside 15. We should STOP using local trains... Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari 16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, then they will become true Marathi's 1 comment

Interview Nov 4, 2008 6:08 am 346 Views Interviewer said 'I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!' The boy thought for a while and said, 'my choice is one really difficult question.' 'Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. 'What comes first, Day or Night?' The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer, but he thought for a while and said, 'It's the DAY sir!' 'How' the interviewer asked, 'Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!' 1 comment

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS! Nov 4, 2008 6:07 am 345 Views Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands.(Good one) Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. Q. What looks like half apple ? A : The other half. Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ? A : Dinner. Q. What happened when wheel was invented ? A : It caused a revolution. Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? A : Liquid Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains? A : It depends on the size of the bucket. 1 comment

BE PATIENT ............. Nov 1, 2008 10:28 pm 355 Views This is a true story, which happened in the States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital. Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands. When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, ' Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck.' Then he asked, 'but when are my fingers going to grow back?' The father went home & committed suicide. Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or u wish to take revenge. Think first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't. Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge. People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever. 1 comment

PERSONAL PERCEPTION Nov 1, 2008 10:27 pm 330 Views Different people have different perception. One man's meat could be another man's poison. A couple bought a donkey from the market. On the way home, a boy commented, 'Very stupid. Why neither of them ride on the donkey?' Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, 'The husband is the head of family. How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?' Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey. Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, 'How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman.' The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young man. He commented, 'Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you.' Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders. It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a narrow bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled. They lost their balance and fell into the river. You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future. Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear. 0 Comments

RIGHT SPEECH!!! Nov 1, 2008 10:25 pm 320 Views There is a Chinese saying, which carries the meaning that 'A speech will either prosper or ruin a nation. ' Many relationships break off because of wrong speech. When a couple is too close with each other, we always forget mutual respect and courtesy. We may say anything without considering if it would hurt the other party. A friend and her millionaire husband visited their construction site. A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted, 'Hi, Emily! Remember me? We used to date in the secondary school.' On the way home, her millionaire husband teased her, 'Luckily you married me. Otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker.' She answered, 'You should appreciate that you married me. Otherwise, he will be the millionaire and not you.' Frequently exchanging these remarks plants the seed for a bad relationship. It's like a broken egg - cannot be reversed. 0 Comments

NO OVERPOWERING Nov 1, 2008 10:25 pm 299 Views Many relationships fail because one party tries to overpower another or demands too much. People in love tend to think that love will conquer all and their spouses will change the bad habits after marriage. Actually, this is not the case. There is a Chinese saying, which carries the meaning that 'It is easier to reshape a mountain or a river than a person's character.' It is not easy to change. Thus, having high expectation on changing the spouse character will cause disappointment and unpleasantness. It would be less painful to change ourselves and lower our expectations. 0 Comments

CREATING PERFECT RELATIONSHIPS? Nov 1, 2008 10:24 pm 287 Views A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested 'I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one.' The SDU officer said, 'Your requirements, please.' 'Oh, good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.' The officer listened carefully and replied, 'I understand you need television.' There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a blind wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the wife. Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they wake up and discover that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins. 0 Comments

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