http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/pretty44/index.html?site=ffi&pid=f110 [B][SIZE 2][COLOR crimson]I AM A COPY-PASTE ARTIST :) Don't visit my blog for original writings...You will only find copy-pasted stuff here.....sent to me from friends far and wide...:)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][font face=Calibri][SIZE 2][COLOR darkblue]THE RISQUE JOKES THAT I POST HERE ONLY REFLECT MY SENSE OF HUMOUR AND NOT MY M ORAL S OR LACK OF IT .....KINDLY DO NOT ASSUME OR PRESUME TO JUDGE MY CHARACTER THROUGH THESE COPY-PASTE JOKES.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/font] http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56721.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= ha ha ha.....omg....I got this from my hubby..... and I found it so funny..... ( I knowwwww.....my sisters here will be ready to kill me here....hahaha...so forgive me for posting it here.... )DICTIO Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:25:40 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56721.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56703.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= This was posted earlier ...........but I really found it funny when I read it again in my mail So...here it is...for those who haven't read this joke A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:49:10 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56703.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56676.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= WONDERFUL TIPS TO AVOID FLU .......Walk to the pub. (exercise)Put lime in vodka...(fruit)Celery in Bloody Mary (veggies)Drink outdoors on the patio. (fresh air)Tell rude jokes and laugh. (eliminate st Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:53:41 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56676.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56649.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= 21st Century....We are becoming lesser by the dayOur communication - WirelessOur dress - ToplessOur telephone - CordlessOur cooking - FirelessOur youth - JoblessOur food - FatlessOur labour - Effortle Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:47:12 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56649.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56632.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= A Pastor with GUTS !Thought you might enjoy this interesting prayer given in Kansas at the opening session of their Senate. It seems prayer still upsets some people.. When Minister Joe Wright wa Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:35:20 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56632.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56564.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= A Husband and Wife, both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them, Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:07:38 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56564.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56508.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= Smart Indian Lady A sophisticated looking Indian lady walks into a tattoo shop and sits down. The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated lady in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he c Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:40:11 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56508.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56500.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= BEST EVER BLONDE JOKEA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:53:01 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56500.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56437.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= Sardar: "My mobile bill how much?"Call centre girl: "Sir, just dial 123to know current bill status"Sardar: "Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL."Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!Sar Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:29:24 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56437.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56386.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= Facts about Guyz : Some are true *really very true............. ( according to the guys ) 1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls... they prefer neat and presentable girls Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:46:56 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56386.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56374.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= You must have heard of ABCD .....American Born Confused Desi!!! But how about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ? It is : American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat,Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lots Sun, 25 Oct 2009 10:45:22 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56374.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56303.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= TWO FOR ONEOne day a cop driving down the street saw two ladies with a sign that read, "2 girls for the price of one".He stops and tells them to get rid of the sign or else he will arrest 'em.They com Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:41:19 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56303.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56270.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= VATICAN DIPLOMACY After the Pope finished his sermon, he ended the same with the Latin phrase, "Tuti homini" (translated means - Blessed be mankind).A women's rights group approached the Pope the ne Sun, 18 Oct 2009 09:25:31 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56270.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56197.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= Abraham Lincoln said the same as Dr. Rodgers when he proclaimed "You cannot make the weak strong by making the strong weak!" A SIMPLE ANALOGYAn economics professor at a local college made a statement Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:16:49 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56197.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56162.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= I HAVE FALLEN There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adulte Mon, 12 Oct 2009 05:52:50 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56162.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56147.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= SHEEP A farmer bought some sheep hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should Sun, 11 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56147.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56073.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSEDMen Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocol Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:25:51 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56073.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56031.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= SOME OLD.... SOME NEW.....BUT GOOD TO READ AND LAUGH Married life has many Ups and Downs... May most of yours be between the sheets! Define contraceptive pill?It’s the second best thing that a wom Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:22:24 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_56031.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_55992.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= The Indian way of doing BusinessThree contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China.They go wit Fri, 02 Oct 2009 06:24:45 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_55992.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_55961.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m= These fit so well they should be in a dictionary. ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.. BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye.CANNIBAL:Som Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:32:11 -0800 http://indianfriendfinder.com/blog/4312/post_55961.html?site=ffi&pid=f110&m=