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Sep 17, 2006 6:25 am
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SMART A*S ANSWERS
SMART A*S ANSWERS #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
SMART A*S ANSWERS #4:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART A*S ANSWERS #3:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART A*S ANSWERS #2:
A truck driver was driving along the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
SMART A*S ANSWERS #1:
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart a*s guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
P.S. Isnt it amazing how smart witty answers can kill a situation stone dead ? 
Regards Prince 
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~ * ~ * ~ A WOMAN OVER 30 ~ * ~ * ~
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Sep 17, 2006 6:07 am
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A WOMAN OVER 30
As l grow in age, l value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: 
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know. A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest.
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one!
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
P.C. Ladies, l apologize, l just cant resist
Regards Prince  
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Khatti_Meethi As I Promised You Along Time Ago ( HERE IT IS )
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Sep 16, 2006 2:25 pm
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Khatti_Meethi As I Promised Along Time Ago ( HERE IT IS )
AMITABH BACHCHAN :
Amitabh Bachchan born October 11, 1942 is a world-famous Indian film actor.
BIOGRAPHY :
Bachchan was born in the city of Allahabad, India. His father, Harivansh Rai Bachchan, was a well-known poet of Urdu and Hindi. The original last name of the family is "Srivastava"; "Bachchan" was in fact a pen name used by his father. However, when Bachchan entered films he did so under his father's pen name. Now he is never known as anything but Amitabh Bachchan. His immediate family has also adopted the Bachchan surname. His mother is Teji Bachchan.
Bachchan attended Allahabad's Boys' High School, followed by Nainital's Sherwood College, where he gained a degree in art. He later went on to study at Kirori Mal College in Delhi University earning a degree in science. When he was in his twenties, Bachchan gave up a job as freight broker for the shipping firm, Bird and Co., based in Kolkata, to pursue a career in acting.
He is married to actress Jaya Bhaduri (now Bachchan). The couple have two children: daughter Shweta and son Abhishek. Abhishek Bachchan has also entered the Bollywood film industry.
Bachchan is said to have met Jaya Bhaduri at the Film and Television Institute of India ( FTII ) at Pune, though there is no evidence to confirm that he was ever enrolled there as a student.
In 1984, Bachchan briefly entered politics in support of long-time family friend Rajiv Gandhi. He contested Allahabad's Parliament seat against H. N. Bahuguna, a well-known politician, and won by a large margin (68.2% of the vote). His political career, however, was short-lived: he resigned after only three years, not finishing his term. At the time of his resignation, it was rumoured that he might have been involved in the Bofors Scandal. Bachchan was not implicated in the case, and has since distanced himself from the Gandhi family. He denies that the two events were connected, commenting that he "should have never got into politics".
He has two grandchildren: Navya Naveli and Agastya Nanda.
In November 2005, Bachchan was admitted to India's Lilavati Hospital, in order to undergo surgery on his intestine. The procedure came after Bachchan complained of pain in his abdomen, and the issue is said to have been related to a 1983 injury. After the operation, Bachchan took several months off from work, unable to leave his home even to shoot the sequel to his recently-launched television program, Kaun Banega Crorepati 2. By April 2006 Bachchan had resumed shooting for most of his projects.
EARLY CAREER :
Bachchan's first film, Saat Hindustani, his only black-and-white film was released in 1969. In the film he played a physically disabled man and was seen crawling throughtout the film.
Between 1969 and 1973, Bachchan's career was stalled. He did win a FilmFare Award for "Best Supporting Actor" for his work in Anand in 1970 but this did not translate into the kind of fame that would bring large audiences to see his films. He appeared in films such as Reshma Aur Shera playing a mute man (1971) and Parwaana (1971) where he played a psychopath etc but these films did not establish him as the celebrity he would later become.
Two 1973 films elevated Bachchan to wider popularity. In Abhimaan, he played a singer who succumbs to jealousy (The role might have been inspired by the various versions of A Star is Born). A strong score by music director S.D. Burman, and real chemistry with his co-star (and later, wife) Jaya Badhuri, established him as a talented actor.
Also in 1973, director Prakash Mehra cast Bachchan as Inspector Vijay Khanna in the film Zanjeer. The film was a gritty cops-and-robbers melodrama which helped establish Amitabh's personna as an "angry young man". Zanjeer was the first major hit of Bachchan's career and after that, Bachchan's name on the marquee could be counted on to pull crowds into the theaters; he had at least one major hit every year for the next decade.
The 1975 film Deewaar directed by Yash Chopra showed him once again in an "angry young man" persona. This time the writing team of "Salim-Javed" (Javed Akhtar and Salim Khan) made him the crook rather than the cop. The film premiered just as the Indian Prime Minister, Indira Gandhi, declared a state of emergency and assumed dictatorial powers. Bachchan's character stood for revolt against corruption, and his popularity soared. His "angry young man" image was cemented further by movies like Trishul ( 1978 ), Kaala Patthar (1979) and Shakti (1982).
In the same year he starred in Sholay which became one of the highest grossing films in Indian Cinema history and the biggest hit of Bachchan's career.
In addition to being an "angry young man", he also become known for his comedy roles in films such as Chupke Chupke (1975),Amar Akbar Anthony (1977) and Naseeb (1981). Yash Chopra collaborated with once again after Deewar and this time Bachchan played romantic roles in Kabhie Kabhie (1976) and Silsila (1981) which showed his versatility. After this he often did films which required action, romance, comedy and drama all rolled into one character. Bachchan appeared in many more films during the 70s and 80s, often filming them concurrently, as is still Bollywood practice. He was not always selective in his choice of roles, sometimes appearing in mediocre films which failed to perform at the box office.
In 1982 he starred opposite legendary actor Dilip Kumar in Shakti. Dilip Kumar had been extremely popular in the 1950s and 1960s and was known for strong performances in tragic roles. This film was described as the "clash of the superstars" as it marked the first and only time Bachchan and Kumar appeared a film together.
While filming Coolie in 1982, Bachchan was seriously injured during the filming of a fight scene with Puneet Issar. He was in the hospital with a ruptured intestine for months, and at times was close to death. A remarkable outpouring of support and concern by his fans and the nation in general followed; his condition was closely watched by the news media. After recovery Bachchan resumed the shooting for Coolie, and it finally released and was an immense success.
The director, Manmohan Desai altered the ending for Coolie after Bachchan's accident. Bachchan's character was originally intended to have been killed off but after the change of script, the character lived in the end. It would have been inappropriate, said Desai, for the man who had just fended off death in real life to be killed on screen as well. Also, remarkably, in the released film the footage of the fight scene is frozen at the critical moment, and a caption appears onscreen marking this as the instant of the actor's injury.
LATER CAREER :
During the late 1980s, after his brief stint in politics, Bachchan's films became less successful. Many films did very poorly, such as Jaadugar and Toofan, both from 1989. In the early 1990s he regained some success in Hum (1991) which was a huge hit due to the film's use of a popular song Jumma Chumma. However, after more flops at the box office, he took a break from the film industry in 1992, his last film being Khuda Gawah, released that same year.
He returned to films in 1997, but for a year or so, hits still eluded him. His first comeback vehicle, Mrityudaata produced by his own production company ABCL, was a box-office disaster. Subsequent films, such as Major Saab (1997), Sooryavansham (1999), and Lal Baadshah (1999) also failed at the box office. Critics complained that Bachchan was still playing the "angry young man" even though he was in his mid-fifties. He was also deeply in debt as a result of the failures of the films produced by his company ABCL.
The first two of his comeback films to succeed were the 1998 comedy Bade Miyan Chote Miyan in which he starred with Govinda, and 2000's Mohabbatein, which co-starred Shah Rukh Khan.
Bachchan then accepted an television offer to host an Indian version of the popular American game show, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, or Kaun Banega Crorepati? The show was a hit, to the point that the Theatre Owner's Association president requested it be aired in the morning, as it was seriously cutting into theatre attendance on the four nights per week it was aired.
Two films that followed, in which he appeared as a stern patriarch, Ek Rishta (2001) and Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham (2001), were both box office hits: Bachchan was said to have regained his old magic.
He has since appeared in a number of films each year, sometimes in unconventional or supporting roles. He has been praised for his performances in films such as Aks (2001), Aankhen (2002), Baghban (2003), Khakee (2004) and Dev but unfortunately not many of the stated were good in commercial sense.
In 2005, he worked in the film Black, in which he played the driven, eccentric alcoholic teacher of a deaf and blind student played by Rani Mukerji. In the same year he co-starred for the first time with his son Abhishek in the comedy Bunty Aur Babli and the Godfather-esque crime drama Sarkar both of which were hits at the box office. He once again appears with Abhishek, playing a \bsexo?\b-obsessed father in the newly-released Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna (2006).
TRIVIA :
= During the shooting of the film Coolie in 1982 Amitabh had got badly injured while filming a fight scene and was almost lying on his death bed for months. He finally recovered and resumed shooting for Coolie which when released became a huge hit at the box office.
= He has not made a public appearance without his goatee since Mohabbatein, although in Khakee and Lakshya the goatee was reduced to a moustache; he grew it back as soon as the films finished post-production.
= His parents initially planned to name him "Inquilaab", which means "Revolution".
= He is ambidextrous, though on-screen he is most often seen using his left hand.
= He once burned his hand badly while lighting a firecracker. For this reason, he kept the hand concealed throughout much of the filming of Sharaabi. Most viewers took this to be an artistic "statement".
= Before entering the film industry, Bachchan applied for a job with All India Radio. He was turned down because of his unusual voice.
= He learned sign language for his 2005 film, Black.
= He has played a dual role in many films such as Adalat, Bandhe Haath, Desh Premee, Satte Pe Satta, Aakhree Raasta, The Great Gambler, Toofan, Bade Miyan Chote Miyan, Sooryavansham, Don and Lal Baadshah. He also played a triple role in Mahaan.
= While filming the movie Aks, he did much of his own stunt work even though he was 58 years old at the time. During one fight scene, he jumped 30 feet down a waterfall.
= The Walter Reade Theater of Lincoln Center in New York hosted a special tribute to Bachchan, showing many of his popular films. The tribute also included "An Evening with Amitabh Bachchan", a live appearance by Bachchan hosted at the Lincoln Center's Alice Tully Hall. Tickets were priced at $60.00 per seat and the event sold out days in advance.
AWARDS AND HONORS :
Amitabh Bachchan was voted the hottest male vegetarian by Peta for two years running.
Amitabh was chosen Superstar of the Millennium, easing out giants like Sir Lawrence Olivier and Charlie Chaplin on a BBC online poll.
Bachchan has received the Padma Shri (1983) and Padma Bhushan (2005) civilian honours from the Indian government.
In 1990, he won the National Award for his portrayal of an underworld don in Agneepath.
He has won fourteen Filmfare Awards in various categories. The most recent one being the 2006 Filmfare Best Actor Award for his role in the film Black.
He and Dilip Kumar are the only stars to win Best Actor awards in three separate decades.
In a poll conducted by Channel 4 Film he was voted the "92nd Greatest Movie Star of All Time". Bachchan is the only Indian actor on the list, which is dominated by American actors.
He is the first Indian actor to have been immortalised in wax at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in London.
Bachchan has been conferred with an honorary degree of Doctorate of Arts by De Montfort University in Leicester, UK on July 19, 2006 in recognition of his distinguished career in films. Former South African President Nelson Mandela was the last person to get such a recognition from the university for his charitable work.
FILMOGRAPHY :
Happy New Year (2007), Ganga (2007), Sholay (2007), Om Shanti Om (2007), Nishabd (2006), Cheeni Kum (2006), Exclusion (2006), Baiju Aur Tansen (2006), God Tussi Great Ho (2006), Shootout at Lokhandwala (2006), Eklavya: The Royal Guard (2006), Struggler (2006), Zamaanat (2006), Baabul (2006), Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna (2006), Darna Zaroori Hai (2006), Family - Ties of Blood (2006), Amrithadhaare (Kannada) (2005), Ek Ajnabee (2005), Dil Jo Bhi Kahey... (2005), Viruddh... Family Comes First (2005), Sarkar (2005), Paheli (2005), Bunty Aur Babli (2005), Waqt: The Race Against Time (2005), Black (2005), Khakee (2004), Aetbaar (2004), Dev (2004), Lakshya (2004), Deewaar (2004), Kyun...! Ho Gaya Na (2004), Hum Kaun Hai? (2004), Veer-Zaara (2004), Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyo (2004), Baghban (2003), Boom (2003), Armaan (2003), Kaante (2002), Agnivarsha (2002), Hum Kisise Kum Nahi (2002), Aankhen (2002), Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham (2001), Aks (2001), Ek Rishta The Bond of Love (2001), Mohabbatein (2000), Kohram (1999), Hindustan Ki Kasam (1999), Sooryavansham (1999), Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan ( 1998 ), Major Saab ( 1998 ), Mrityudata (1997), Insaniyat (1994), Khuda Gawah (1992), Indrajeet (1991), Hum (1991), Akayla (1991), Ajooba (1991), Krodh (1990) Guest appearance as himself, Agneepath (1990), Aaj Ka Arjun (1990), Toofan (1989), Main Azaad Hoon (1989), Jaadugar (1989), Soorma Bhopali ( 1988 ) (Guest appearance), Shahenshah ( 1988 ), Kaun Jeeta Kaun Haara ( 1988 ) Guest appearance as himself, Ganga Jamuna Saraswati ( 1988 ), Hero Hiralal ( 1988 ) Special appearance as himself, Jalwa (1987) Special appearance as himself, Ek Ruka Hua Faisla (1986) (Guest appearance), Aakhree Raasta (1986), Naya Bakra (1985) Guest appearance as himself, Mard (1985), Giraftaar (Guest) (1985), Sharaabi (1984), Inquilaab (1984), Nastik (1983), Pukar (1983), Mahaan (1983), Coolie (1983), Andhaa Kanoon (guest) (1983), Shakti (1982), Satte Pe Satta (1982), Namak Halaal (1982), Khud-daar (1982), Desh Premee (1982), Bemisaal (1982), Yaraana (1981), Silsila (1981), Naseeb (1981), Lawaaris (1981), Vilayati Babu (special appearance) (1981), Kaalia (1981), Barsaat Ki Ek Raat (1981), Commander (Guest) (1981) Guest appearance, Chashme Buddoor (1981) Guest appearance, Shaan (1980), Ram Balraam (1980), Dostaana (1980), Do aur Do Panch (1980), Cinema Cinema (1979), Suhaag (1979), Mr. Natwarlal (1979), Manzil (1979), Kaala Patthar (1979), Jurmaana (1979), The Great Gambler (1979), Gol Maal (1979) Guest appearance as himself, Muqaddar Ka Sikandar ( 1978 ), Trishul ( 1978 ), Kasme Vaade ( 1978 ), Ganga Ki Saugandh ( 1978 ), Don ( 1978 ), Besharam ( 1978 ), Parvarish (1977), Khoon Paseena (1977), Imaan Dharam (1977), Amar Akbar Anthony (1977), Alaap (1977), Charandas (special appearance) Qawwali singer (special appearance), Adalat (1976), Hera Pheri (1976), Kabhie Kabhie (1976), Do Anjaane (1976), Sholay (1975), Mili (1975), Zameer (1975), Faraar (1975), Deewar (1975), Chupke Chupke (1975), Kunwara Baap (1974) as himself guest appearance, Roti Kapda aur Makaan (1974), Majboor (1974), Kasauti (1974), Dost (1974) guest appearance, Benaam (1974), Bada Kabutar (1973) Guest appearance, Zanjeer (1973), Saudagar (1973), Namak Haram (1973), Gehri Chaal (1973), Baandhe Haath (1973), Abhimaan (1973), Raaste Ka Patthar (1972), Jaban (1972), Ek Nazar (1972), Bombay to Goa (1972), Bansi Birju (1972), Piya Ka Ghar (1971) Guest appearance, Reshma Aur Shera (1971), Sanjog (1971), Parwaana (1971), Pyar Ki Kahani (1971), Guddi (1971) as himself; guest appearance, Anand (1970), Saat Hindustani (1969).
Regards Prince  
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~*~ Sign Your Name ~*~
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Sep 16, 2006 7:50 am
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Sign Your Name (Terence Trent D'Arby Song)
This 1987 CD is one of the best debuts ever. A stunning, soulful approach to merging old influences and new realities, Terence Trent D'Arby burst on to the scene with an album that sounds even better today. He croons a sultry romantic come-on (Sign Your Name) at the time D'Arby was compared (sometimes by himself) to Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson, Smokey Robinson, and Marvin Gaye.
ALBUM: INTRODUCING THE HARDLINE ACCORDING TO TERENCE TRENT D'ARBY
ARTISTE: TERENCE TRENT D'ARBY
ALBUM YEAR OF RELEASE: 1987
SINGLE YEAR OF RELEASE: 1988
GENRE: R AND B
LABEL: COLUMBIA
THE SONG:
Fortunately you have got
Someone who relies on you
We started out as friends
But the thought of you just caves me in
The symptoms are so deep
It is so much too late to turn away
We started out as friends
Sign your name
Across my heart
I want you to be my baby
Sign your name
Across my heart
I want you to be my lady
Time I'm sure will bring
Disappointments in so many things
It seems to be the way
When your gambling cards on love you play
I'd rather be in Hell with you baby
Than in cool Heaven
It seems to be the way
Sign your name
Across my heart
I want you to be my baby
Sign your name
Across my heart
I want you to be my lady
Birds never look into the sun
Before the day is gone
But oh the light shines brighter
On a peaceful day
Stranger blue leave us alone
We don't want to deal with you
We'll shed our stains showering
In the room that makes the rain
All alone with you
Makes the butterflies in me arise
Slowly we make love
And the Earth rotates
To our dictates
Slowly we make love
Sign your name
Across my heart
I want you to be my baby
Sign your name
Across my heart
I want you to be my lady.
Love Prince
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Top 10: Ways To Spark Attraction To A Woman
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Sep 15, 2006 3:34 am
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Top 10: Ways To Spark Attraction To A Woman
When it comes to succeeding with women, the name of the game is ATTRACTION. If you don't know what sparks attraction in a woman and how to use that knowledge to make her FEEL it, you're going to have a lot of lonely nights. But once you master this invisible force
well, you'll have more women in your life than you can handle.
Number 10
Stop Trying To Impress Her :
Most guys think that they need to IMPRESS an attractive woman. They try to be on their best behavior and not make any mistakes or say something that will upset or offend her. Of course, this leads to nervous, self-conscious, "stilted" behavior AND it creates a tense, uncomfortable atmosphere that literally KILLS any attraction she may feel for you. Instead, you need to practice remaining totally calm. RELAX and lay back. Stop thinking that you need to impress a woman and start expecting her to impress YOU.
Number 9
Keep The Power :
Ever been on a date and you could just sense that she had all the POWER? As if she had something that you desperately wanted and she KNEW IT? Most guys give away their power when they're with a woman. But do you think women are ATTRACTED to men who do this? No. The solution is to let her know that YOU are the one doing the "selecting," NOT HER. Show that you're picky about who you spend your time with and tease her about how she's screwing up her chances with you. Communicate that she's going to have to be on her best behavior to "qualify" for your time, and you'll be surprised just how far she'll go to get on your calendar.
Number 8
Master Conflict :
Most men avoid CONFLICT as if it were an evil force, and when they do experience it, they HATE it. The fear of conflict keeps a lot of guys unsatisfied and unable to progress in life. When you learn to effectively handle and manage conflict -- whether it's with your boss, with your date, or even within YOURSELF -- you'll be on one of the most direct routes to real maturity. And everyone knows that women are irresistibly attracted to emotionally MATURE men. So ask yourself where you avoid conflict in your life and what you can do to get more comfortable with it. Whatever it is, make a commitment to get it "handled, and women will LOVE you for it.
Number 7
Pass Her Tests :
If it were CRITICAL to find out what another person's TRUE character was like, and the stakes were high, how would you do it? The obvious answer is that you would create character TESTS for the other person and never TELL that person you're testing him. This is EXACTLY what women do to men. Women look for things like dominance, drive and composure, and they test for these things by challenging men, changing plans at the last minute, playing hard to get, expecting special treatment, and so on. How do you pass these tests and graduate to the next level? Realize when a woman is testing you and have the attitude of, I can deal with any test a woman throws at me. This strong, confident attitude will send her an undeniable signal that you're the solid kind of guy she wants to get to know better.
Number 6
The Bad-Boy Look :
Here are two undeniable facts about women:
FACT 1: Many women are attracted to the Bad Boy.
FACT 2: A woman knows if youre a Bad Boy before you say a single word.
How? Its by the way you LOOK -- and Im not talking fashion here. Its about the look on your face. Marlon Brando had it in the classic film A Streetcar Named Desire; James Dean had it in movies like Rebel Without a Cause and East of Eden. The combination of the furrowed brow, pursed lips and slightly squinted eyes triggers an automatic attraction-response deep inside a woman. You wont believe how quickly this unique "look" will give you more of a bad-boy vibe and take your success with women to the next level.
Number 5
Put Yourself On A Pedestal :
How would you act if you KNEW beyond the shadow of a doubt that a woman was TOTALLY into you but you werent THAT interested in her, and that you decided RELUCTANTLY to give her a chance to hang out with you? What if you were a bit arrogant, but still in the mood to have fun with it and tease her to see how much she really wanted you? Practice coming from this mental space and you'll find that it'll eliminate your nervousness -- INSTANTLY -- and it will give you the edge you need to project a confident, attractive vibe to ANY woman.
Number 4
Be TOO Comfortable :
When a man is intimidated by a woman, she ALWAYS knows. How? Because he'll behave in ways that subtly tell her he's not comfortable with himself, with her and with the situation. The solution is to go to the OPPOSITE EXTREME and create the feeling that you're TOO comfortable. Mimic something she's doing in a funny way -- for example, if she has a really rigid posture, sit up extra straight and say, "I really think you should work on your posture." People are only playful like this when they're feeling comfortable, so this behavior will send the message that you're not intimidated by her in the slightest. You can also pick up something small like a napkin and swat her with it, especially after you've made fun of her and she's pretending the comment bothered her. Most men dont have the guts to be this bold, so when you DO, she'll see you as a cut above other guys.
Number 3
Kiss Her :
Let's face it: When it's time for the first kiss, most guys get a bit freaked out and start acting nervous because they don't know exactly what to do. If you're talking to a girl and you want to know if she's ready to be kissed, here's what you can do: Reach over and touch her hair while you're talking and make a comment about it. You might say, "Your hair looks so soft," and just touch the tips of it. If she smiles and likes this, reach back over and start stroking it again, but this time also glance down at her lips and back up to her eyes a couple of times. If she lets you keep touching her hair, you know she's ready for you to kiss her, so give her what she wants.
Number 2
Drive Her CRAZY With Anticipation :
Heres a killer move that will send ANY woman's attraction for you through the roof: I call it "Two Steps Forward, One Step Back." At each phase of contact -- like holding hands, kissing, and so on -- STOP and lean back for a minute or two BEFORE moving to the next "level." Let's say you're kissing a woman; instead of rushing in and trying to touch her body, stop kissing her and just look her in the eyes. THEN start kissing her again. The more you hold back and make her wait, the more she'll want you to CONTINUE. Creating and playing with "sexual tension" like this is a recipe for some SERIOUS chemistry.
Number 1
Bring Out Her Animal Responses :
In the Animal kingdom, different Animals have signals that tell their mate of choice they're interested. When the male uses one of these signals, the female actually becomes PARALYZED and freezes in a sexually aroused position. Women respond in a similar way to several specific behaviors from men. So if you want to turn her on in a BIG way, smell her neck and shoulders
pull her hair gently by running your hand up the back of her neck and her hair, then make a fist and pull lightly
breath in her ear and whisper a compliment to her or bite her neck gently. Warning: Use these moves with caution -- you may create a WILD Animal that will stop at nothing to get what she wants from you.
P.S. Its about confidence ultimately, if you relax and are comfortable with yourself, she will be more attracted to you than if you put her on a pedestal and act nervous. Remember: Youre just as much of a catch as she is. Now have fun with it.
Regards Prince
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Men vs Women ( What They Say And What They Mean )
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Sep 14, 2006 10:36 am
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Men vs Women ( What They Say And What They Mean )
(( = WOMEN = ))
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later!
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.
I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead}
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep?
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
(( = MEN = ))
I'm hungry. = I'm hungry. 
I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired. = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Let's have sex now.
I love you, too. = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50.00 and it doesn't look that much different!
Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person so that you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freaking dress and let's go home
Regards Prince
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The Indian Society = Love vs Arranged Marriages
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Sep 14, 2006 2:59 am
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The Indian Society = Love vs Arranged Marriages
In India there is no greater event in a family than a wedding, dramatically evoking every possible social obligation, kinship bond, traditional value, impassioned sentiment, and economic resource. In the arranging and conducting of weddings, the complex permutations of Indian social systems best display themselves.
Whenever we talk of Indian wedding we try to equate it with arrange marriages. In India the social structure is such that we associate Indian marriages mainly with arrange marriages. Most of us have the feelings that arrange marriage is the concept of Indian society. But history tells us that arranged marriages use to happen even in the Victorian age. The history of England tells us that most of the kings and queens had arranged marriages. In India arrange marriages originated when child marriages was customary in the country. Caste system gave birth to arrange marriages, as the upper caste families didn't want their children to marry outside their community and caste. The concept of love marriage was a taboo in ancient India as India always had a tradition of arranged marriages. But after World War II and industrial revolution people's perception started changing and they became familiar with the concept of love marriages. In India the influence of the British culture gave rise to love marriages. The idea, which was once a taboo, became more open and acceptable in the Indian society. But this change was seen only among the educated and high society Indians. The rural parts of the country remained ignorant and unaware of love marriages. In spite of the social changes arranged marriage persisted.
Love or arranged marriages is still a debatable topic in the Indian society. People still debate on the issue, which one is better. What should be the basis of the marriage love or social norms? We are still confused about these issues. Education and media played a vital role in changing the perception of the Indian mind. As people started thinking beyond the social customs and traditions of arranged marriages. They realized that they have the right to choose their life partner without any kind of social pressure. It is after all their life. They can decide without having to rely on parents, relatives and matchmakers. This change in the mental set up of the people gave birth to love marriages. Now in India people are open to love marriages. It is no more forbidden in the society. In our country we are having both love and arranged marriages. If we start comparing love and arranged marriages we will see that both has certain pros and cons. But the common factor in both the concept is physical attraction. When a man and a woman go out on their first date physical attraction is the deciding factor. Same in case of arranged marriage where the relation starts only after the girl or boy likes each other. But there are certain things, which are found in love marriages and not in arranged. Like spending time together and getting to know each other. Because when you have decided to spend the life together it is important you know the person. There should be metal compatibility and understanding among both of you. And this happens when you spend time together. On this people may argue that even after knowing each other for so long than why people get divorced after marriage. It is because when two people are in love they are at their best to impress each other. They behave, they talk and they wear what the other person likes. But it is after marriage that you get to know the real person. There are couples who are still discovering each other even after twenty years of their marriage. This is the actual beauty of a relationship where everyday you discover a new thing about your partner.
In case of arranged marriages the relation starts when the girl and the boy get to know each other in a couple of meeting before the final commitment. Before deciding anything the parents check the family background and financial stability. Which is also very important. As most of the people have an idea that those who go for arranged marriages are not in an advantageous position but it's not so you may get the right person for whom you have been waiting. Even in love marriages after many years of courtship people find their partner not suitable and they break up. So it is not about spending time together but successful marriage is all about understanding and respecting each other's feelings, love and concern. It is argued that love marriages offer more independence and freedom as compared to arranged marriages since both of them knows each other so the social pressure and family pressure is less. If you know somebody before marriage it allows partners to have better respect and understanding for each other's needs and desires. In love marriages expectations are more compared to arrange marriages, as they know each other and want their partner to act in the best possible manner.
Arranged marriages, offer more protection, security to the women. As the parents decides the family. Parents make use of maturity and wise decision while choosing suitable spouses for their children. The mature decision of parents sometimes helps to make the right choice. But it doesn't mean that arranged marriages are ideal marriages. Even in an arranged marriage there is a different sort of social pressure. Social evils like dowry, caste system, matching of horoscopes and community issues are taken at such extreme levels that people don't support arranged marriages. So whether it is love or arranged ultimately it is up to the individual to decide, which one to go for. Love or arranged both is based on empathy, responsibility, commitment, love and concern. So it's not just about initial love and attraction it needs a lot of dedication and effort to sustain a marriage. So there is nothing like an ideal marriage it's all about the way you perceive your marriage. After all you should be happy with your life partner irrespective of love or arranged marriage.
Regards Prince
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~*~ DATING vs MARRIAGE ( For The Girls ) ~*~
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Sep 13, 2006 7:20 am
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Dating vs Marriage ( For The Girls )
When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When you are married.... You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married.... He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"
When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married.... He flicks your ear in public.
When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married.... A King size bed feels like an army cot.
When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married.... You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married.... You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"
When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.
When you are married.... He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When you are married.... You wonder who will die first.
When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."
When you are married.... When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married.... The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."
When you are married.... He says "It's your job."
When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends.
When you are married.... He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When you are dating..... He calls you by name.
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She."
Regards Prince
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***** The Most Confusing Word *****
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Sep 13, 2006 6:59 am
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The Most Confusing Word
Hidden among all the words
In the vast vocabulary of everyday
Lies a single, short word
Confusing to everyone in every way
Some people insist they are experts
Knowing everything it entails
Others readily deny it
And admit to knowing that it fails
Poets old and new alike
Have forever guided its reputation
Telling of the happiness and joy
Or its ever present state of devastation
People view this single term
With their own experience in mind
And come to their own conclusion
But many are viewing it blind
Many people admit to using it loosely
Not fully understanding its heavy weight
Others admit to never saying it
Not willing to suffer an ill fate
As a person stuck in between
Looking at it from both sides
I know the feelings of both
And the emotions it provides
As a man of only 34 years
I can admit and honestly say
That love has eluded me so far
All I can do now is pray
That I will one day learn
What it is like to be
Surrounded by this word
From someone who has it for me.
Regards Prince
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~*~ A Naughty Joke 13 ( The Blind Man ) ~*~
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Sep 13, 2006 6:36 am
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A Naughty Joke 13 ( The Blind Man )
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry sir, but I am blind, and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakingly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macarroni and chesse with broccoli.
Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here?"
Regards Prince
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