♥~Need A Mans Opinion~Are Women Really Like This~♥ Jan 16, 2009 10:53 pm Mood: dangerous content LOL, 2322 Views Dr. Farmer's Guide to Women Women, by nature, are evil. It is only when we understand this simple concept that men can ever hope to understand women. Hopefully, with these guidelines, men will have a better understanding of the mysterious ways of womankind. The first thing one must remember about a woman is that she knows everything. This is without exception. To go as far as say that a woman knows what you are thinking is not unrealistic. If, at any point of time, you are unsure of what you are thinking, one of the best ways to find out is to ask the nearest woman. But, unfortunately, there is a drawback to asking a woman such a question. This drawback is that she, in all probability, will answer. And once a woman starts talking, it is very rare that she will ever stop. I believe this has something to do with the way that women think. Women believe that as long as they are talking, people listen to her. Of course, listening to a woman talk can be very tedious at times. It is OK not to listen to her as long as you nod your head in agreement and say Uh-huh every now and then. This makes the woman think you are listening and therefore she is happy. Happiness is a good thing in a woman. If a woman is not happy, all hell breaks loose. In order to help a woman keep a state of happiness, one should buy her gifts for various reasons. These reasons include the 1 month anniversary, the 1 year anniversary, Presidents Day, and any day whose date is a multiple of one. These gifts could be in the conventional form of flowers and candy, or for greater happiness, cars and real estate. Often, when a woman says something, it is not what she means. But, other times, she says exactly what she means. It is only possible to distinguish these two cases if you are a woman. Since women already know the nature of women, this is of no use to them. For men, we can only hope to distinguish the difference, for a mistake in judgment can result in death. Women know what men want. This is very strange, because even as sometimes men don't know what they are thinking, men usually don't know what they want. However, I must observe that it seems that what men want for the most part is women. This is unfortunate, for women know this fact and know that it is possible for them to do almost anything and this fact will not change. Women have a very delicate nature. It is virtually impossible to keep one happy all of the time. It is totally impossible to know what one is thinking or feeling. And it is also impossible for us men, knowing how evil they are, not to love them. Women. You cant live with em. And, you cant live with em. Dr. C.M. Farmer LOL I had to laugh cozzzzzzzzz most of it in my opinion is true! 57 Comments

♥~ Wit Woooo~Slumdog Millionaire Won 4 Golden Globes~♥ Jan 12, 2009 12:13 am Mood: amazing movie!, 2127 Views Wow when I first saw Slumdog Millionaire I was like " OMG WHAT A MOVIE!" It touched my heart and brought tears to my eyes! It's a brilliant piece of work with amazing actors! A true story written by novelist Vikas Swarup! To put it in a nut shell..its about 2 little brothers (Jamal and Salim)and a little girl they met when their mothers got killed and had to live on their own on the streets of Mumbai...as the movie unfolds we see the struggle of street life and crime and abuse they face..the little brother (Jamal) falls in love with the little girl (Latika)...as they grew old and got caught up in all sorts of chaos..Jamal looks all over for Latika and decides the only way he might be able to find her is to sign up for "who wants to be a millionaire" the game show she watches to escape her devastating life! Jamal ends up getting all the answers right and the host of the show(Anil Kapoor) thinks he has cheated and calls the cops to interrogate him along with abuse..as he sat and explain how he knew the answers ((by the way this is how the movie starts off))...we see that each answer he knew was base on his life on the streets growing up..it's just amazing! It picked up 4 golden globes yesterday..including best motion film! YEAH!!!! Oh and my heart throb Shahrukh Khan was at the awards on stage talking about the film and joking about doing pelvic dancing for them but knows he will get kicked off LOL I love him....Anil Kapoor was there to! It's a movie worth seeing! ~♥~ 41 Comments

♥~Four Boyfriends~♥ Jan 10, 2009 12:17 am Mood: live 2 love, 1998 Views ♥~4 Boy Friends~♥ Once upon a time there was this girl who had four boyfriends. She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adored him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best. She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another. She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind,considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times. The girls 1st boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him! One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.' Thus, she asked the 4th boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No way!', replied the 4th boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.. His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart. The sad girl then asked the 3rd boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the 3rd boyfrien d. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold. She then asked the 2nd boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the 2nd boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.' His answer struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated. Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go..' The girl looked up, and there was his first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect. Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!' In truth, you have 4 boyfriends in your lives: Your 4th boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die. Your 3rd boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others. Your 2nd boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave. And your 1st boyfriend is your Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world. However, your Soul is the only thing that will follow you where ever you go.Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of you that will follow you and continue with you throughout Eternity. Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections!! ~♥~ 35 Comments

♥~Merry Christmas With Love From Rain~♥ Dec 25, 2008 1:49 am Mood: mery x-mas, 2005 Views _./'\._¸¸.•¤**¤•.¸.•¤**¤•.. *•. .•* Merry Christmas to all my sweet friends with love♥ * /.•*•.\¸..•¤**¤•.,.•¤**¤•.. + *|* @\|/* *\**|*@/* *\*@*\|/***/@ **\**|**/** *\**@\|/**@/* @\***\**|**/***/* *\@**\|/***/* ***@*\**|**/*@*** @********\|/*@******@ _|_ 11 Comments

♥~~Men Don't Go To Far With Ur Insults At Ladies Or Else LOL ~~♥ Dec 8, 2008 2:14 am Mood: iN sAnE iN dE bRaIn, 2943 Views Wife : "I dreamed they were auctioning off d!cks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" Wife : "Those they gave away." Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamed they were auctioning off pu$$y. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand." Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?" Husband : "That's where they held the auction." The husband was found dead the next day by food poisoning!! Nowwwwww if it was me LOL I would drug him to sleep ..so he sleeps like a baby with out waking up.... Chop off his d!<k and burn it! And shove a big pineapple up his @$$! yep yep 45 Comments

♥~~My Prayers To My Indian Friends~~♥ Nov 27, 2008 7:36 am Mood: from my heart, 2925 Views It's devastating whats been happening in India with the terrorist attacks on innocent lives! I been watching it on the news and my heart just drops every time! I think about my friends who live there and their love ones...so many injured and so many died! And all for what???????? Friggggggggg I am so mad!!!!!! When will this madness ever stop! Is it ever going to??? All we can do is pray for the souls that has been taken away so innocently and for those injured to recovery safely! But most of all for peace! please join in and lets say these prayers together! I believe in prayers very strongly! In the name of God, the infinitely Compassionate and Merciful. Praise be to God, Lord of all the worlds God of faithfulness, we come to You in anguish after the targeted attacks on our nation. We are filled with anxieties and questions. What words of supplication can we bring before You, what prayer, what deeds? God, we need Your grace to center our minds and settle our hearts. We need Your hope to sustain our passion for justice and our will to be peacemakers. We need Your wisdom to help us recognize your presence dwelling within us and within every being you have made. We need your courage to live as children of light, hope and love, putting away all darkness, fear and hatred. Take from us all longing for vengeance. Fill us with compassion for victims of violence throughout the world. Give us a love that is not withheld even from our enemies. Grant that our leaders may act justly. Be with us in our prayer. Help us to truly believe, not only in Your abiding presence, but also in the power of prayer to move mountains. Pull us from the grasp of violence. Guide our steps in Your way of peace. Ameen. ~~♥~~ 31 Comments

♥~One Wish Genie LOL~♥ Nov 13, 2008 3:32 pm Mood: come rub me the right way lol, 2901 Views A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope,sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed... "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not that good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man." The genie let out a sighhhh and said "Let me see the frigging map again. LOL 28 Comments

♥~~What's The Dumbest Part Of A Man's Body? lol~~♥ Oct 24, 2008 2:41 am Mood: iN sAnE iN dE bRaIn, 3461 Views What's the dumbest part of a man's body? His pen-is It has a head without a brain it swings with two nuts and it lives right around the corner from an A$$-hole 53 Comments

♥~OMG How Can IFF Allow This?~♥ Oct 21, 2008 2:57 pm Mood: ufffff some nerves!, 3160 Views Hey friends...first let me laugh my A$$ off at this one... lol Ya know how iff does not allow us to add cartoon photos..or semi erotic photos .or derange ones ..or even put up a profile picture with the words LOVE added on to it.. Yepzzzz they even deleted my profile picture that I had added the word love on...yep yep.... BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT they have the nervessssssssss to accept a profile picture of a man's ding a ling...or what ever u want to call it..one eye snake..pecker..d!ck..etc.... I was shockkkkkkkkk ..like what the hell...it's not fair I tell ya ..its just not fair...I once had a picture of man holding a gun to his head ..water gun that is...they deleted that picture..I had another blog picture of a man licking a woman's feet...ohhhhh nooooo how dare I added that..ufffff lol of course iff deleted it... ya want to know what I am talking about..click here and click on page number 2 in the comments and just scroll down lol ♥~Happy Thanksgiving Day Canada OCT 13~♥ when I added this man a year ago this was not the picture he had at alllllllll LOLOLOL Anyway...I don't give a dam about what photos anyone chooses to blog or add as a profile picture....buttttt when my photos gets deleted coz iff says that I have been abusing their terms and bla bla bla ...it pisses me off..ESPECIALLY when my pictures were so innocent compare to that LOLOL..just frigging freaks me out at this!!!!!!!! I mean maybe they did think it was a one eye snake looking at them ........... hahahahahah 20 Comments

♥~Happy Thanksgiving Day Canada OCT 13~♥ Oct 11, 2008 7:49 pm Mood: Happy thanksgiving, 2996 Views Happy Thanksgiving day to all my Canadian friends! I want to thank God for giving me great friends and a loving family for without them I am nothing! This year it falls on October 13 it falls every second monday in October.. For those who don't know what thanksgiving is ..just google it haha Ok to put it all in a nutshell..its a day giving thanks for the things God has blessed us to have ..like good friends ..love ..happiness..shelter..food..money etc Well there's a more historical back ground but ya get the point right? This time of year a lot of people give out Charity and food to homeless and the poor..I wish everyday was like that but its still nice to see people caring and helping It's celebrated with a feast..friends and family come together and enjoy each others company with good food and drinks and a stuff turkey LOL Kanya_Chanakya the turkey is a traditional thanksgiving menu..u wash and clean the turkey and stuff it with bread crumbs and what ever tempts the palate and roast it's behind in the oven LOL USA celebrates it in November but basically the same thing a ling thing heres a thanksgiving joke 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving 10. "Talk about a huge breast!" 9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" 8. "Don't play with your meat." 7. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." 6. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" 5. "You still have a little bit on your chin." 4. "How long will it take after you stick it in?" 3. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." 2. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" 1. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?" hehehe ♥ 48 Comments

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