once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best;the most important,the most useful,the favorite
green said: "clearly i am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all .b..b. anima ./b.l./b.s would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that i am in the majority."
blue interrupted: "you only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing."
yellow chuckled: "you are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun."
orange started next to blow her trumpet: "i am the color of health and strength. I may be scarce, but i am precious for i serve the needs of human life. I carry the most important vitamins. Think of carrots, pumpkins, oranges, mangoes, and papayas. I don't hang around all the time, but when i fill the sky at sunrise or sunset, my beauty is so striking that no one gives another thought to any of you."
red could stand it no longer, he shouted out: "i am the ruler of all of you. I am blood - life's blood! I bring fire into the blood. I am willing to fight for a cause. I am the color of danger and of bravery. Without me, the earth would be as empty as the moon. I am the color of passion and of love, the red rose, the poinsettia and the poppy."
purple rose up to his full height: he was very tall and spoke with great pomp: "i am the color of royalty and power. Kings, chiefs, and bishops have always chosen me, for i am the sign of authority and wisdom. People do not question me! They listen and obey."
finally indigo spoke, much more quietly than all the others, but with just as much determination: "think of me. I am the color of silence. You hardly notice me, but without me you all become superficial. I represent thought and reflection, twilight and deep water. You need me for balance and contrast, for prayer and inner peace."
so the colors went on boasting, each convinced of his or her own superiority. Their quarreling became louder and louder. Suddenly there was a startling flash of bright lightening.
Thunder rolled and boomed. Rain started to pour down relentlessly. The colors crouched down in fear, drawing close to one another for comfort. In the midst of the clamor, rain began to speak: "you foolish colors, fighting amongst yourselves, each trying to dominate the rest.
Don't you know that you were each made for a special purpose, unique and different? Join hands with one another and come to me." doing as they were told, the colors united and joined hands.
The rain continued: "from now on, when it rains, each of you will stretch across the sky in a great bow of color as a reminder that you can all live in peace. The rainbow is a sign of hope for tomorrow." and so, whenever a good rain washes the world, and a rainbow appears in the sky, let us remember to appreciate one another
My knees start to shake, When you're in sight. My mind is filled with wonder, My heart with fright. When will this feeling stop? When did it start? How can I listen to my mind, Without breaking my heart? I'm so confused. What should I do? I can't think of anything, Except you. Should I ignore you, Or just give it time? I can't think straight, My heart controls my mind.
He scarred my soul With so much pain And left a hole I can’t regain I want to tell you But I’m filled with shame I need someone to speak to To tell I’m not to blame I need you now More that ever before To help heal my heart That has been so sore I’m sorry I’m not perfect I’m sorry if you want to go Just please don’t judge me on everything you know
Wanted to share this with my friends as someone shared it with me
Voluntary disclosure of Assets for all Male Tax Payers.The only thing the Indian Taxation department has not yet taxed is your Ding-Dong. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in a hole. On top of this it has two dependants and they are both nuts. Therefore from April 2007 your Ding-Dong will be taxed according to its size. To determine your category, please insert this information on part II, Sec 7, line 4 of your standard tax form.
10"to 12" Luxury Tax Rs. 500. pa. 8" to 10" Pole Tax Rs. 450 pa. 6” to 8" Privilege Tax Rs. 400 pa. 4” to 6" Nuisance Tax Rs. 200 pa.
PS. Any one under 4" is eligible for a refund. Any one exceeding 12" must file under "CAPITAL GAINS"
I sit here with my mouth flustered.. Attempting to be eloquent with my words and with my phrases.. Trying to sum up and define the feelings I have for you… Looking for adjectives and adverbs to equate you with.. That is an impossibility. It would be a futile attempt to do so. You may as well ask me stop the sun from shining, Because that would be a much easier task…
could someone complete it for me as my thought have gone into a braking position
A woman has had serious headaches for several years and has tried everything - been to several doctors and nothing has worked until one day she was having lunch with a friend who referred her to a hypnotist who, according to her friend "works wonders on anything".
The woman comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband, "Remember the headaches, they are gone. No more headaches."The husband asks, "What happened?"His wife told him that she went to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat "I do not have a headache. Believe it or not, it worked!The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last several years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband is unsure.
Following his appointment with the hypnotist, he comes back home, takes off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He rips off her clothes, puts her on the bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes into the bathroom comes back a few minutes later for round two with his wife --even better than the first time
The wife sits up and her head is spinning"This is really great!"Her husband again says, "Don't move. I'll be right back."With that he goes back into the bathroom again.
This time his wife follows and sees him through the open crack in the door standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's NOT my wife. She's NOT my wife!"
This Poem is dedicated to someone close to my Heart
You know what to do You know what to say when i'm feeling down or having a bad day if you weren't there i dunno what i'd do who would i turn to? without a friend like you i know that sometimes we don't always agree but if i'm ever in need you've always stood by me we've had wicked ups and depressing downs our shares of smiles and hugs angry tears and frowns but no matter how bad a predicament we each find ourselves in we've stuck together thru thick and thin we have a friendship that nothing can tear thru boys and other crap we still a pair i can never express in words just how good a friend you are to me know that what ever happens my best friend you'll always be!!
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God."Lord, I have a problem!""What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case,I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. What's the catch, Lord?" "Well ... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring ... So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.Just remember, it's our little secret. You know, woman to woman."
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. "What's the matter " the bartender asks."My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you " asked the bartender.
Voluntary disclosure of Assets for all Female Tax Payers.
The Minstry of Finance has so far not covered under the purview of tax the GLOBAL ASSETS of women tax payers. Such assets invariably attracted male tax payers to hide their income "Projection into Female Vaults" So far the Government has not ventured to unearth such assets because 60% of the time they are concealed, 20% of the time Hard Pressed, 15% of the time Squeezed and 5% of the time sucked. It also lets a lot of "CLEAVAGE" between the "Global Assets" The government therefore instead of enforcing a search on such assets has come out with a scheme to attract women for " Voluntary Disclosure" of their global assets
37" to 38" Burden Tax Rs. 1,000 pa.
35" to 36" Entertainment Tax Rs. 800 pa.
33" to 34" Excitement Tax Rs. 600 pa.
31" to 32" Search Tax Rs. 400 pa.
PS.Sizes under 30" will be eligible for a "Development Rebate " = whereas sizes above 39" will fall under "Wealth Tax " Married women whose assets are shared by their spouses will be entitled to a concession of 20% on the above rates as "Wear and Tear allowance" All cases of violation of global assets disclosure rule will be handled "Firmly"
my thought have gone into a braking position
