once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best;the most important,the most useful,the favorite
green said: "clearly i am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all .b..b. anima ./b.l./b.s would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that i am in the majority."
blue interrupted: "you only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing."
yellow chuckled: "you are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun."
orange started next to blow her trumpet: "i am the color of health and strength. I may be scarce, but i am precious for i serve the needs of human life. I carry the most important vitamins. Think of carrots, pumpkins, oranges, mangoes, and papayas. I don't hang around all the time, but when i fill the sky at sunrise or sunset, my beauty is so striking that no one gives another thought to any of you."
red could stand it no longer, he shouted out: "i am the ruler of all of you. I am blood - life's blood! I bring fire into the blood. I am willing to fight for a cause. I am the color of danger and of bravery. Without me, the earth would be as empty as the moon. I am the color of passion and of love, the red rose, the poinsettia and the poppy."
purple rose up to his full height: he was very tall and spoke with great pomp: "i am the color of royalty and power. Kings, chiefs, and bishops have always chosen me, for i am the sign of authority and wisdom. People do not question me! They listen and obey."
finally indigo spoke, much more quietly than all the others, but with just as much determination: "think of me. I am the color of silence. You hardly notice me, but without me you all become superficial. I represent thought and reflection, twilight and deep water. You need me for balance and contrast, for prayer and inner peace."
so the colors went on boasting, each convinced of his or her own superiority. Their quarreling became louder and louder. Suddenly there was a startling flash of bright lightening.
Thunder rolled and boomed. Rain started to pour down relentlessly. The colors crouched down in fear, drawing close to one another for comfort. In the midst of the clamor, rain began to speak: "you foolish colors, fighting amongst yourselves, each trying to dominate the rest.
Don't you know that you were each made for a special purpose, unique and different? Join hands with one another and come to me." doing as they were told, the colors united and joined hands.
The rain continued: "from now on, when it rains, each of you will stretch across the sky in a great bow of color as a reminder that you can all live in peace. The rainbow is a sign of hope for tomorrow." and so, whenever a good rain washes the world, and a rainbow appears in the sky, let us remember to appreciate one another
A mother-In-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was Recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see Her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door."What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked. "I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law replied.” Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.” This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law replied. "Love dress? You are naked!" said the mother-in-law. "But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy, and he makes me happy. I would appreciate your leaving now because my husband will be home any minute." Soured by all this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way home, she thought about the "love dress" and got an idea. She undressed showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband To come home. Finally, the pickup truck pulled into the driveway, and she took her place By the door. The father-in-law opened the door and immediately saw his Wife naked by the door. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress,”the mother-in-law replied. "Maybe you should iron it first," he said
A business man gets in an elevator. A blonde inside greets him with a smile and says, "T.G.I.F.! "The business returns the smile and responds, "S.H.I.T. "The blonde, puzzled, smiles her biggest smile and repeats as sweetly as possible, "T.G.I.F.!! "The business man shoots back, with a quizzical expression, "S.H.I.T.. "The blonde, frustrated, decides to explain things. "T.G.I.F. Thank Goodness It's Friday-get it?" The man grins. "Sorry, Honey; It's Thursday."
My clumsy heart has two Little Feet It always trips when It see you It starts to race and skip a beat My clumsy heart has two Little Feet It's starting now to feel the heat Because of all the things you do My clumsy heart has two Little Feet It always trips when It see you
A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked Quite normal, except that he was laughing - I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy in front of his worried parents. He just kept on laughing; his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers to check if his hand was all right, and guess what he found?
She says "my boss is so sex-crazed.Every time he Comes into the office, i must do the laptop position,And then the desktop position, followed by the Spreadsheet format. I must load up his soft disk into A hard disk, so that he can insert in my c drive and Then the a drive. Then he'll ask me to eject his Software outside my c drive so that he is virus free. Then he changes his mind and decides to enter, enter,Enter the whole day till he is in microsoft stage.Once i tried to esc (escape) but he caught me and Shifted me to his home where he started pressing Backspace, and said "turnover". Today, many a times he Works without capslock without "cap" or "helmet") and Sometimes as an alternative he crashes @ my system Until he looses his ctrl (control) and again he logs In...this process may continue until i shut down his Main system.
Love is like a lump of gold Hard to get, Hard to hold Of all the guys I've ever met You're the one I can't forget I do believe that god above Created you for me to love I had a heart that once was true But now its gone from me to you Do take good care of it as I have done For you have two and I have none When I get to heaven and u're not there I'll wait for u by the golden stairs And if you're not there by Judgment day I'll know you've gone the other way So I'll trade my wings And other precious things And just to prove my love is true I'd go to hell to be with you
In the beginning Man seems so sure. He promises love and devotion forever. He knows without a doubt his love is always. Woman starts out cautious, afraid to trust, Used to being burned, wanting to believe, yet recalling past betrayals and broken promises. Little by little Man convinces Woman. She opens her heart and begins to trust, Relaxes a bit in the security of Believing she is safe at last from pain. This is when Man becomes unsure. He takes away the gift she struggled so hard to accept. He removes her foundation and again she falls into the emptiness, afraid to guess how far before she hits bottom again. Man wants her to understand. He didn't want to hurt her. He didn't mean to lie. He didn't even know until she believed him, that it was a lie. Man wants to keep his options open In case he once again changes his mind. Woman is faced with the choice of giving up Yet keeping her sense of self, or living in Limbo, never knowing, waiting, hoping, Slowly losing her identity until it is nearly Impossible to find herself again. Man wants patience and acceptance, no matter what he does. Woman needs security, someone to count on. Neither can have what they need from the other without losing a part of themselves. Man walks away, still not knowing what he did wrong,or should have done right. He shrugs it off and Repeats the pattern with another. Woman again gives up, builds walls around her heart. Each time the walls are a little bit higher. Next time man wants to break through she will have to work harder still to open up and give him a chance. Yet she hopes to somehow find the one Man who tells no lies, breaks no promises and leaves no scars of betrayal. The one who will stay, and keep her safe forever. Woman cries within her soul and Man plays on.
Here's a good inspirational message. Keep it in your hearts.
Death was walking toward a city one morning and a man asked, "What are you going to do?" "I'm going to take 100 people." Death replied. "That's horrible!" the man said. "That's the way it is." Death said. "That's what I do. "The man hurried to warn everyone he could about Death's plan. As evening fell, he met Death again. "You told me you were going to take 100 people," the man said. "Why did 1,000 die?" "I kept my word," Death responded. "I only took 100 people.
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; if u don’t, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?) If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he was FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMEN. If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!! If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true...but if u don't, they say u are selfish... The moral of the story is...SENDING THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Sending it to girls also, gives them some laughter.
