once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best;the most important,the most useful,the favorite
green said: "clearly i am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all .b..b. anima ./b.l./b.s would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that i am in the majority."
blue interrupted: "you only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing."
yellow chuckled: "you are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun."
orange started next to blow her trumpet: "i am the color of health and strength. I may be scarce, but i am precious for i serve the needs of human life. I carry the most important vitamins. Think of carrots, pumpkins, oranges, mangoes, and papayas. I don't hang around all the time, but when i fill the sky at sunrise or sunset, my beauty is so striking that no one gives another thought to any of you."
red could stand it no longer, he shouted out: "i am the ruler of all of you. I am blood - life's blood! I bring fire into the blood. I am willing to fight for a cause. I am the color of danger and of bravery. Without me, the earth would be as empty as the moon. I am the color of passion and of love, the red rose, the poinsettia and the poppy."
purple rose up to his full height: he was very tall and spoke with great pomp: "i am the color of royalty and power. Kings, chiefs, and bishops have always chosen me, for i am the sign of authority and wisdom. People do not question me! They listen and obey."
finally indigo spoke, much more quietly than all the others, but with just as much determination: "think of me. I am the color of silence. You hardly notice me, but without me you all become superficial. I represent thought and reflection, twilight and deep water. You need me for balance and contrast, for prayer and inner peace."
so the colors went on boasting, each convinced of his or her own superiority. Their quarreling became louder and louder. Suddenly there was a startling flash of bright lightening.
Thunder rolled and boomed. Rain started to pour down relentlessly. The colors crouched down in fear, drawing close to one another for comfort. In the midst of the clamor, rain began to speak: "you foolish colors, fighting amongst yourselves, each trying to dominate the rest.
Don't you know that you were each made for a special purpose, unique and different? Join hands with one another and come to me." doing as they were told, the colors united and joined hands.
The rain continued: "from now on, when it rains, each of you will stretch across the sky in a great bow of color as a reminder that you can all live in peace. The rainbow is a sign of hope for tomorrow." and so, whenever a good rain washes the world, and a rainbow appears in the sky, let us remember to appreciate one another
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers, therefore, a list of preferred new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.
PREFERRED: Perhaps I can work late. OLD: When the F**K do you expect me to do this?
PREFERRED: I'm certain that is not feasible. OLD: No F**King way.
PREFERRED: Really? OLD: You've got to be sh[i!1l]tting me.
PREFERRED: Perhaps you should check with... OLD: Tell someone who gives a sh[i!1l]t.
PREFERRED: Of course I'm concerned OLD: Ask me if I give a sh[i!1l]t.
PREFERRED: I wasn't involved in that project. OLD: It’s not my F**King problem.
PREFERRED: That's interesting behavior. OLD: What the F**K?
PREFERRED: I'm not sure I can implement this. OLD: F**K it, it won't work.
PREFERRED: I'll try to schedule that. OLD: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
PREFERRED: Are you sure this is a problem? OLD: Who the F**K cares?
PREFERRED: He's not familiar with the problem. OLD: He's got his head up his \bass\b.
PREFERRED: Excuse me sir? OLD: Eat sh[i!1l]t and die mother F**Ker.
PREFERRED: So you weren't happy with it? OLD: Kiss my \bass\b.
PREFERRED: I'm a bit overloaded at this moment. OLD: F**K it, I'm on salary.
PREFERRED: I don't think you understand. OLD: Shove it up your \bass\b.
PREFERRED: I love a challenge. OLD: This job sucks.
PREFERRED: You want me to take care of that? OLD: Who the hell died and made you boss?
PREFERRED: I see. OLD: Blow me.
PREFERRED: Yes, we really should discuss it. OLD: Another F**King meeting.
PREFERRED: I don't think this will be a problem. OLD: I really don't give a sh[i!1l]t.
PREFERRED: He's somewhat insensitive. OLD: He's a F**King prick.
PREFERRED: She's an aggressive go-getter. OLD: She's a ball-busting bitch.
PREFERRED: I think you could use more training. OLD: You don't know what the F**K you're doing.
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES. " You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS.
And furthermore. ..
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3 She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. "
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION."
5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPEtitIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. "
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL A**" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"
A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for 500 bucks. So they did, and before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for 250 bucks and enclosed the following note: Dear Madam, Enclosed find a check in the amount of 250 bucks for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that: 1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; 3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home. Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for 250.00 with the following note:
Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady.
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Some Useful information on Cancer
1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.
2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.
3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors.
4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.
5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.
6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow,gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.
7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.
8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.
9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.
10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.
11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.
CANCER CELLS FEED ON:
a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in colour. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.
b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soya milk cancer cells are being starved.
c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains ! livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.
d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts)and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).
e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine. Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water-best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy me! tals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.
12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines become putrefied and leads to more toxic buildup.
13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.
14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Flor-ssence,Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.
15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.
16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is an! other means employed to destroy cancer cells.
" There was this mother who had three daughters When the time came for each daughter to get Married, she asked them, on their respective Wedding days, to write home soon and tell her about Their married lives
The first daughter to get married wrote back only Two days after the wedding the letter consisted of a Single message: "MAXWELL COFFEEHOUSE"
The mother was confused but finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad, which said: "SATISFACTION TO THE LAST DROP “ So Mother was Happy
Then the second daughter got married and a week Later she sent home her reply the message read: "ROTHMANS” So the Mother looked for the Rothmans ad, and found out it said: "LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE” And Mother was happy
Then it was the third daughter's wedding Mother Was anxious, it took 4 weeks for the expected Message to come through when it did, the message Was simply: "BRITISH AIRWAYS” Mother was So concerned She frantically went through all the Newspapers at home looking for a BA ad At last She found one and fainted
The ad read: "TWICE A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"
The name is good, the brand is big But the work I do is that of a pig The work or the brand; what is my way? I don't know if I should stay.
To work, they have set their own way Nobody will care to hear what I say My will be NULL, they wont change their way I don't know if I should stay.
The project is in a critical stage But to do good work, this is the age This dilemma is killing me day by day I don't know if I should stay.
The money is good, the place is great But the development is at a very small rate Should I go for the work, or wait for pay I don't know if I should stay!
The managers don't know what they talk The team doesn't know where they walk That's a bad situation, what say? I don't know if I should stay.
I can go to any other place But what if I get the same disgrace I can't keep switching day by day I don't know if I should stay.
The -ves are more, the +ves are less Then why have this unnecessary mess No more will I walk their way, It's all done, I won't stay.
Thanks & Regards Employee
Manager Response
Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)
The decision is good or decision is bad Only God knows still I am glad Keep moving in life that is what I can say
If you feel right go in the same way May god give you the work, the challenge you want Anyway there is always a second chance Chances are there, grab them snatch them That is what I can say
Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more.... That will keep you always a fore (Even to me) From my experience I can tell you Working here is like taking hell out of you You are frustrated since you have no quality work And you were frustrated because you had quantity work
It's always like that previous job was better than the current one And expects the new job will be much better than this one But what you get is a frustration level up to sun Than you will again send the resignation like this one This is all what I want to say
Have you completed all the formalities? Filled the form and got it signed from dept. humanities (HR) Once done you can take all your cash But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s. At last I appreciate your contribution to the company Even though there was not any....
You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI Don't feel shy As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi.... That is all what I want to say.
Well my observation to all the Blog Wars is just to create a Controversy and raise the TRP for the Handle.Does it do any one any good? Except bring a bitter taste in the mouth.I am lead to believe that not only is the person to be blamed who Initiate the blog but also the Impulsive replies by the other handles.
Regards
Shivvy
P.S. This blog is open for views,comments and suggestions from an unbiased viewpiont
Thought of the day
IMMATURE LOVE SAYS: 'I LOVE YOU BECAUSE I NEED YOU.' MATURE LOVE SAYS 'I NEED YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.'
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad Neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're A man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our Cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be Friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you Completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look At this, here's another miracle. My car is completely Demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God Wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, the man nods his head in Agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands It backs to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, And hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the Police..."
