One day a lil indian boy came running up to his grandfather yelling "Granpa!" "Granpa!" "Daddies hurting my Mom". The grandfather who sitting beneath a tree on the edge of a village of Tee-Pee's, stands and in a loud voice, "What do you mean heis hurting your mother?" So the lil boy describes what his father was doing to his mother to make her cry out so. The grandfather starts laughing real hard. he says "no grandson, yer father is not hurting your mother, they are having sex....it is a very pleasurable thing." The lil boy thinks on this fer a minute, then asks his Grandpa iffin he can have sex, beins that it is so good. The Granpa, tells the boy to drop his pants, and takes a look, n says, "Nope, you are not quite ready yet." Well the boy continues to pester the grandpa about having sex. Finally the grandpa tells the bot, "Go into the forest and find a tree with a knot hole in it and you can practice till you are ready." So the boy does so, and after a season has passed, he comes up to his granpa and asks iffin he's ready. The granpa tells him to drop his pants and says" Yep, you are ready to have sex." Wait here grandson, and I will go and find a maiden who will take care of you." So the granpa goes among the tee-pee's after awhile he comes back and tells the boy, "you see the tee-pee with Eagles and Buffalo on it?" "Yep" replies the boy. "Well, she is awaiting you there to have sex with you." So the boy runs over to the tee-pee, he enters in and finds a beautiful young maiden, who asks i'm iffin he is ready to have sex. He says yes and she drops her gown and gets down upon her hands and knees. the boy pull's out a stick he had been holding behind him, and swacks her a good one upon the butt! The young maiden jumps up and with an angry exclamation, yells at him "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" The boy says "I just wanted to have sex!" The angry maiden rubbing her cheeks, replies angrily "THAT is not how you have sex!" The boy replies "Well I had to make sure there were no bumble bee's in there before starting"
Yes we'll have to remember that...spank befor starting.......
Nov 6, 2008 7:47 am Mood: Drinking my java, 186 Views
From Sri Aurobindo~~~~~~~~
"Q: The overmind seems so distant from us, and your Himalyan austerity and gradeur takes my breath away, making my heart palpitate.
A: O RUBBISH! I am not austere & grand, grim & stern! Every blasted thing I never was! I groan in an un-Aurobindian despair when I hear such things. What has happened to common sense of all you people? In order to reach the Overmind it is not necessary to take leave of this simple quality. Common sense by the way is not logic. Which is the least common sense - like thing in the world. It is simply looking at things as they are without inflation or deflation...not imagining wild imaginations...or for that matter desparing " I know not why" despairs."
