happy valentines Feb 13, 2008 3:23 pm 1453 Views happy valentines day to all my greta friends on here miss u all and hope u r all well. might pop head in lobby odd times but wont be as before i realised i was getting nowhere on here really well not what i am looking for. made many friends on here and im so thankful to this site for that but i dont think id ever find my future husband on here so i have given up trying. again happy valentines day love u all have a good one shame u not near me i would invite u to my restaurant and make u a lovely valentines meal. take care all of u god bless u 13 Comments

im still about Nov 19, 2007 3:28 pm 2033 Views hey guys a few have mailed me a few sent me personal sms messages and few have tried to call and ask where i am lately as not in chat well, we have problems at work and so im doing many more hrs right now in one way its good it means i can afford them christmas gifts that i really wanted to get rather than the second best but on other hand it means im not around to chat to u all and have r laughs and talk crap that i miss. im just getting home doing house chores then really to physically tired to come type away on the computer. i do come check mail and blogs but thats about it however noticed that some people r hogging blog world so im hoping this one dont pass by cos of these blog hoggers taking the front page!!! another thing is im not wanting to come in chat much anymore its either thousands of boring questions fired at u cos its the same questions u have ansered thousands of times before or there is a bit of bitchiness amongst the woman and that for me is not what comeing to chat is about then another thing is fighting amonst each other over who is top of iff i mean come on when it gets to that dont u people think its time to lay off cyber world for a time and get a real life as i know i have realised just lately how much time i was really wasting on idle chat. now for me i think ill come online to chat once in a while and i might enjoy it instead of just fitting in. well thats all i wanted to say really, just to let u know this gal is thinking of u all missing u and will soon be about for a chat god bless all my friends keep smiling knowing im thinking of u 16 Comments

james bond and a telugu guy Oct 21, 2007 6:59 pm 2548 Views JAMES BOND AND A TELUGU GUY FLY TO NEWYORK IN A FLIGHT. TELUGU GUY TAKES THE INITIATIVE TO CONVERSE WITH BOND. TELUGU GUY ASKS THE NAME OF BOND BOND SAYS: BOND! JAMES BOND! JAMES BOND 007! AND BOND ASKS TELUGU GUY’S NAME. TELUGU GUY SAYS: PRASAD! VENKATA PRASAD! VEERA VENKATA PRASAD! SAI VEERA VENKATA PRASAD! SRILAKSHMI SAI VEERA VENKATA PRASAD! VENKATESHWARA SRILAKSHMI SAI VEERA VENKATA PRASAD! SRINIVASULA VENKATESHWARA SRILAKSHMI SAI VEERA VENKATA PRASAD! RAMANJANEYULA SRINIVASULA VENKATESHWARA SRILAKSHMI SAI VEERA VENKATA PRASAD! SITA RAMANJANEYULA SRINIVASULA VENKATESHWARA SRILAKSHMI SAI VEERA VENKATA PRASAD! 13 Comments

trapped on a plane.......indian joke Oct 21, 2007 6:55 pm 2096 Views Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were traveling by a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, “This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane. Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here.” Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane. Sonia Gandhi said, “Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very important and have to live!” She also grabbed a parachute and jumped. Laloo Yadav said, “I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live!” Saying so Laloo went to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane. The old saint said to the school boy, “There is only one parachute left, and there are two of us. I am an old man and don’t need to live any more. You take the last parachute and jump.” The school boy said, “Don’t worry! There are still two parachutes left with us! The most intelligent person, Laloo Yadav, jumped off the plane with my school bag!” 5 Comments

windows 97 in hindi Oct 21, 2007 6:46 pm 2225 Views Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of… Khidkiyan97: Phaail = File Bachao = Save Aise Bachao = Save as Subko Bachao = Save All Mujhe Bachao = Help Dhoondo = Find Firse Dhoondo = Find Again Hilao = Move Daak = Mail Daakiya = Mailer Paas se dhekho = Zoom Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out Kholo = Open Bandh Karo = Close Naya = New Khatara = Old Badli Karo = Replace Bhaago = Run Chhaapo = Print Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview Kaapi = Copy Kaato = Cut Kato = Stupid Houseguest Chipkao = Paste Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special Goli Maaro = Delete Nazaara = View Hathiyaar = Tools Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit Ped = Tree Thooso = Compress Chooha = mouse Tik-Tik Karo = Click Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar Cheers ! 9 Comments

Bollywood Movies for IT Professionals Oct 7, 2007 5:32 pm 2363 Views Bollywood Movies for IT Professionals Sajan Chale Sasural : Computer professional coming to US. 1942 a Love story : Sticking to one company for more than a year. Dil to Pagal Hai : Staying in India, dreaming of US. Sapnay : Green card. Sadma : Rejected H-1( Visa. Khalnayak : Bodyshoppers. Deewana Mastana : Project Manager - Team Leader. Beta : Home Phone bill exceeding $400pm. Rakhwala : Project Manager. Mr. Bechara : Computer professional in Singapore. Zanjeer : Company bond. Himmatwala : Breaking company bond. Tohfa : H-4 Visa for your Wife. Mawaali : Before coming to US. Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman : Once you are in US. Chaudhvin ka Chand : Assembly programmer. Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam : Client, your company and you. Shehanshah : Bill Gates. Admi Sadak Ka : Jumping from company to company. Dayawan : Company paying full salary in bench Anari : Year2000 programmer. Phool Aur Kaanten : Microsoft - IBM. Aaj Ka Gunda Raaj : Microsoft Monopoly in IT market. Maharaja : Doctors who came to US in 70's Hairaan : Non-Computer professionals on seeing computer professional's pay-check. Hum Aapke Hain Koun : Illegal Immigrants in US Aur Pyar Ho Gaya : After staying in US for a Year. Pardes : India after 2 Years. Daud : Coming to US. Rangeela : After getting Green Card. Bahaar Aane Tak : Time period between Green Card and Citizenship. Desh Premee : Going back to India for good Farz : Going to India every year. Pyaasa : Longing for a Visa. Agneepath : Going to Madras Consulate for getting a Visa. Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar : After coming from consulate with a Visa. Bud Naseeb : Not getting a Visa Himalaya Putra : Firmly asking for $70k from India Elan-E-Jung : Asking for increment Gupt : Agreement of Programmer with number of consultants . Zakmee : After getting rejected twice for a Visa. Swarg Se Sundar : on landing in US. Ab Kya Hoga? : Applied for Green Card too late. Jallad : INS People. Kranti : Increase H-1 quota. Main Khiladi Tu Anari : You and Immigration Officer 8 Comments

sardar jokes.........no offense to any sardars......its just fun Oct 7, 2007 5:31 pm 2315 Views An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. A porter loaded down with suitcases followed Mr. & Mrs. Santa to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the line, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to the wife, "Why didn't you bring the piano, too?" "Are you trying to be funny?" she replied. "No, I really wish you had" he sighed. "I left the tickets on it." Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?). Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!) 6 Comments

Sharabi Sardar Oct 2, 2007 5:37 pm 2524 Views Sharabi Sardar There was once a competition involving three gruelling tests. The participants had to do the following in immediate succession: 1.) Drink five bottles of hard whiskey in one go 2) Enter a room where there was a starving lion and pluck out its eyes with bare hands. 3) And then screw a babe to her full satisfaction. Many people bravely tried their hands (or should I say mouths) at it. Few could get beyond the first stage. And the inebriated few who managed it, got promptly eaten up by the starving lion. There was none who could read the third stage. And then, one fine day, a nonchalant Sardar walked into the contest. Five bottles of whiskey were nothing for him. He emptied five bottles in five gulps. Then he said, "Bhale change hai hum, thagde hai. Bathao, lion kahan hai." When shown the room, he coolly walked in. There was no hint of fear on his face, but rather the cool confidence of a person who knew he could do it. Sounds of a mammoth fight came from the room. Screams of the Sardar and growls of the lion were intermingled. Thumps and thuds which shook the very earth ensued. All of a sudden there was a piercing, heart-rending roar from the Lion. The audience waited with bated breath, their hair stood on end. And then, as suddenly as it had begun, the titanic roar stopped. An eerie silence prevailed. As the audience watched, with eyes popping out, the door of the room opened, and out came the Sardar. Badly bruised, with blood streaming from his face, hands and legs, he stumbled out - victorious, nevertheless. His face had the glow of satisfaction of an emperor who had just won a battle. And then he asked, "Where is the woman whose eyes I have to pluck out?" 8 Comments

Punjab Police Oct 2, 2007 5:34 pm 2270 Views Punjab Police Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission . He who captures an adult LIon and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best . First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up . Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion . Lastly the sardar brigade goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis .The judges give up and decide to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You @#$%@! You are a lion 2 Comments

indian and desi jokes Oct 2, 2007 5:31 pm 2337 Views Q: Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a female city (Maha Nagri)? A: Because Delhi has Qutab Minar and Bombay has Gateway of India. Q: What's a smart Malayalee called? A: Debo-nair. Q: An extraordinary malayalee .. A: PHENO-MENON Q: A smart and extraordinary malayalee .. A: VIJI-MENON Q: How do u identify a Mallu? A:zimply Q: Why is the sardar standing at the doorway of the exam hall in this underpants? A: Coz he is giving the 'entrance exam' where instructions are 'answer in brief'. Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh. Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place in a Brand New - Red Ferarri. Banta: Wow Banta, ke gaddi hai (What a car)Kithon laiye (where did you get it from) Santa:Main highway te lift mung reha se ... Gori Mem aaee te meine kende "want a ride Mr. Singh" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr Singh. take anything" Banta is quite excited and asks "tu ke keeta Santa " Santa: Mian gaddi lai layee. (I took the car) Banta: Changa keeta kapde tenu fit bhi nahi aane se (good showyou wouldn't have fit into her clothes) 4 Comments

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