10 Fun Things To Do In A Hotel Aug 8, 2007 5:26 pm 2277 Views 10 Fun Things To Do In A Hotel 1.Ride the elavator up and down twenty times in a row 2.Knock on someones door then run away.Stop running when they open the door and then say "They went that way!" and point down the hall 3.Walk up to someone and start yelling at them in a differant language 4.Go to the lobby with a radio and start dancing as crazy as you can 5.Run up and down the hall at full speed and if someone gets in your way yell"Beep,Beep!" in a really squeaky,high pitched voice 6.Block the stairs and try to charge people a quarter to use them. 7.Walk up to any random person and pretend you know them 8.Go to the pool,yell "cannonball" as loud as you can and jump in splashing as many people as you can 9.Walk up to a random person and insist that they went through your suitcase and stole the shirt that they are wearing off of you and demand that they give it back to you 10.Walk around with one shoe on and ask everyone if they've seen the other one anywhere well thats 10 things ive done in a hotel wicked aint i?!!!! please share with me what funny things u have done and i only want 1 thing not a list so tell me the funniest one u done. 7 Comments

Wrap Me in Chains Aug 8, 2007 5:08 pm 904 Views Wrap Me in Chains Wrap me in chains. Clad me in leather Run the lawnmower over my hair Beat me as I do the dishes With the whipper-snipper! Tie me up with the sheets to the bed Smother me with a pillow Cut me with knives and forks Drag me across the lounge-room floor By my hair as I suck up the dirt With the vacuum cleaner Pin me to the wall with your Toyota Steal MY T.V. remote Let me hear the sound of one hand slapping Drink your beer while we make love But just DON'T call me fat!!! 5 Comments

Truth About Females Aug 7, 2007 6:08 pm 1009 Views Truth About Females We shave our legs we never have a wet dream and going clothes shopping is the ultimate supreme we like to party and we use guys as a joke they will buy us cocktails but mostly vodka and coke we like to be treated and we go to a salon and we can have a massage without getting a hard on we are strong women who can pump our own gas and friends come before guys we can talk bout size of our ass Flowers are OK i guess but chocolate is the best oh wait a minute a diamond beats the rest i remember the details never forget a date but deal with it guys I'm usually always late and call us beautiful not sexy or fit how many times do we have to tell you and still you don't get it so females really are the best and this is the prove so guys be shocked cos this is the truth 8 Comments

PILLOW PARTY! Aug 7, 2007 6:04 pm 780 Views PILLOW PARTY! Pillows party on pies with pineapple and pickles pillows prance on pickle pineapple pies pillows pee on popping pickle pansies pillows poop on Polly pocket pony's pals pillows party on pies with pineapple and, pickles prance on pickles pineapples, pies pee on popping pickles,pansies poop on Polly pocket pony,pals party on pillow pickle pineapple Pansie pie! try saying this when u had a few too many drinks in fact forget the drnks try saying ti fast when u had now drinks!!! 2 Comments

FRIENDSHIP..........whats it all about? Aug 5, 2007 7:46 am Mood: happy, 978 Views Good friends share good times,but great friends divide pain. Side by side or miles apart,good friends are always close to the heart. Parents start you off on life but friends get you through it. A friend is someone who walks in when the whole world has walked out. Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. A friend is like a four leaf clover,hard to find but lucky to have. Many people will walk in and out of your life,but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows. Friends are God's way of taking care of us. Well thats a small take on what i think of friendship now please let me take this chance to wish u all.......HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY AND MAY GOD BLESS U ALL 8 Comments

Welcome to crazy childrens books!:)) Aug 2, 2007 8:53 am 777 Views "You Were an Accident" "Strangers Have the Best Candy" "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" "Some Kittens Can Fly!" "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" "All Dogs Go to Hell" "You Are Different and That's Bad" "Dad's New Wife Timothy" "Pop! Goes the Hamster....and Other Great Microwave Games" "Babar Meets the Taxidermist" "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence" "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables" "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy" "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will" "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead" "Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear" "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It" "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" 3 Comments

Welcome to things to do at the cinema!:)) Aug 2, 2007 8:49 am 815 Views # Wear a top hat. # Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" # Clap when the good guy gets killed. # Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma. # During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" # Whenever the badguy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" # Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. # Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding. # Yell out what is going to happen. # Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman!Hahaha!" and run away. # Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is. # TAKE YOUR HAND OFF MY THIGH # I cant wait to see the reveiws so i can find out whether i liked this or not # Hello?...Yes im in the cinema...No,it's allright-it doesnt ring that loudly... # For god sakes man stop mumbling your lines! 5 Comments

Practical Application Jul 28, 2007 4:32 pm 982 Views Practical Application He’s teaching her arithmetic He said it was a mission He kissed her once he kisses her twice And said now that’s addition. As he added smack by smack In silent satisfaction She sweetly gave the kisses back and said now that’s subtraction Then he kissed her she kisses him without an explanation And both together smiled and said now that’s multiplication Then dad appeared upon the scene and made a decision He kicked the kid three blocks away And said now that’s long division ) 9 Comments

The Water in the Toilet Jul 28, 2007 4:27 pm 871 Views The Water in the Toilet The toilet is a magical gateway It's also so comfortable that you'd like to stay The toilet is attached to an amazing connection and the toilet makes up only a small section The journey starts at the bottom of the bowl And it doesn't stop till it reaches it's goal The occupier hits the handle switching the machine to send And the waste goes down through the U-bend Soon the waste gets down to the sewers Where the water's so bad if you drink it you get tumors The waste keeps going through that system Where there's nothing to find that could possibly glisten Soon the waste gets to the water plant Where the waste goes through a cleansing chant Then this new water goes on a new mission A new cleaner expedition The chrome clean pipes help this water steer And you could bet your soul that this water's clear It has no discolorations and does not stink And this is the water that comes out your kitchen sink omg if that dont put u off drinking tap water what will 7 Comments

hey all of u..........i been offline:( Jul 28, 2007 7:23 am 998 Views hey to u all just wanted to explain that i had no net connection for couple of weeks and wow i came back yesterday to see mail from many of my friends worried as to my where abouts and was i ok. well hey im backkkkkkkkkkkkkk just had no net thats all no problems,all is well here and kids r doing fine. i been busy with work,getting house clean(well had no chance to chat huh)lol and i gave myself a pampering by having hair cut, sitting in the sun, had eyelashes and eyebrows tinted( well come on a gal got to look her best hey). anyway bet all missing my humurous blogs so when i have time later today or tomorrow ill post one to put a smile on your faces and just a little reminder im back and back to making u all laugh with my crazy attitude. anyway i missed u all and hope u r all well and no tension or problems kelly xxxx 5 Comments

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