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***** THE ITALIAN JOB ****
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but
her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them ...
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HOW MEN THINK ;)
A MD of a co wanted to appoint his personal secretary for
which, after shortlisting three candidates, he sought
the help of a psychologist for the final selection.
In the interview the ... |
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8/13/2009 11:01 pm |
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IT'S ALL IN THE HEAD ;)
One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when
he heard that A spiritual leader was on the same flight.
"This is exciting, " thought the gentleman.
"I`ve always been a big fan of the ... |
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8/13/2009 11:15 am |
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MANLY THINGZ ;)
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless "things?"
He has an Adams apple that isn't an apple... Two calves that will never become cows... A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere... A roof ... |
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6/10/2009 11:01 pm |
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STRANGE BUT TRUE !
Little Margaret was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher,
a Nun, called on her while she was napping, "Tell me,
Margaret, who created the ... |
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5/20/2009 11:07 am |
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WHAT'S IN A NAME ANYWAY ?
Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded
up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving
for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby ... |
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5/20/2009 11:03 am |
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WARMTH !
A woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy on a cold
blustery day.The daughter said to her mother, "My
hands are freezing cold. The mother replied, "Put them between your legs.
Your body ... |
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5/15/2009 11:50 pm |
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OH >>>>CAROL !
carol was recently widowed and the life was becoming pretty
boring and routine.so to beat loneliness she decided enough
was enough and it was not the end of the world @ 43. so she got rid of her ... |
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5/12/2009 7:43 pm |
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A CHILD'S PLAY !
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says,
"Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to
reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain ... |
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5/12/2009 6:42 pm |
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TICKET 2 RIDE !
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur
Davidson , died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've
been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed ... |
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5/12/2009 6:35 pm |
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11th husband
A young man married a beautiful
woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please
be gentle; I'm still a virgin". ... |
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2/26/2009 9:52 am |
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Womanly Atlas
Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman
is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and ... |
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2/20/2009 9:13 am |
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The great grand father!
An Arab family in N.Y. was considering
putting their Grandfather in a Nursing Home. Since most of the facilities were completely full, they
had to put him in a Jewish home in ... |
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2/11/2009 10:00 am |
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Doctor
First-year students at Medical School were receiving
their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They
all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered
with a white sheet. ... |
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2/9/2009 5:06 pm |
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please
be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled ... |
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1/23/2009 6:36 am |
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How did the custom of kissing start?
Over time, the custom of kissing developed
as a way for adults to express their love and affection for
one another. The roots of this form of affection can be traced
back to ... |
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1/23/2009 5:34 am |
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Top 10 Worst Wedding Gifts
Weddings are the happiest day for the bride and the groom.
Their union will be authenticated by their family, friends
and God. However, your friend’s wedding day can turn out
to be quite challenging ... |
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12/22/2008 6:43 am |
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What do you feel
What do you Think?
Woman makes a soft, boneless thing hard. How do you feel? ... |
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1.73 |
10/21/2008 11:22 pm |
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When i feel happy..
Whenever i feel happy.. i really feel i m weightless.. i feel... i m flying.. i feel... i m not walking on the earth... ifeel.. i m just touching the earth...... i feel.. my heart ... |
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10/11/2008 1:58 am |
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Adopted baby
Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing
a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair
color than the other members. One of her students ... |
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10/9/2008 9:08 am |
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Truth....
My comment on incest blog.. i m going into wat u did with
ur brother. i would say it was spontaneous. Sex is spontaneous.
you cant plan your erection!! ... |
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10/3/2008 3:49 pm |
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Truth....
A comment on an incest Blog i m going into wat u did with
ur brother. i would say it was spontaneous. Sex is spontaneous.
you cant plan your erection!! The best thing about ... |
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10/3/2008 3:30 pm |
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Lemons n sugar
LEMONS and SUGAR
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
... |
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10/2/2008 10:29 pm |
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RECOGNIZE....?
HOW WILL U RECOGNIZE ?
GOD and GODESSES?... |
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9/19/2008 5:59 am |
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SEX - A HONEST MEAN
 Sex it is a science with a wife
It is an art wit a girlfriend It is commerce with a prostitute It is a social service with paser – barir – boudi
... |
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3.48 |
9/17/2008 6:40 am |
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People & Things ?
People are made to be loved &
Things are made to be used. ARE WE NOT ONLY USING PEOPLE IN OUR LIFE ONLY AS A LADDER TO
OUR SUCCESS? Is there love and respect for them in our ... |
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1 |
2.40 |
9/10/2008 12:54 pm |
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VIRGINITY, CELIBACY AND SEX ?
VIRGINITY, CELIBACY AND SEX THESE
ARE WORDS WHICH HAVE VERY DEEP AND IMMENSE AND DIFFERENT
MEANINGS?ACCORDING TO THE VEDAS, UPNISHADS AND TANTRAS,
LET US TRY TO UNDERSTAND WHAT ... |
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3.12 |
9/10/2008 12:50 pm |
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Who is gunecologist??
Sardarji asked, “What is a gynecologist?” Pinki replied, “gynecologist is the person who finds problems
at the place where others find ... |
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3.70 |
8/19/2008 2:23 am |
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hot kiss
... |
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0.00 |
8/4/2008 11:34 am |
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You can not say incest
I had my first sexual orientation
when I was 16 and my brother(4 years elder) happened to see
me naked and did all but thereafter we were so much attached
to each other that till ... |
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25 |
3.24 |
6/1/2008 6:08 am |
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say no to a women and see the results
its a fact that if you refuse a women sex when she wants it
most it the best way to irritatye and make her highly aggresive.
in this society its strange that men are always blamend
for sex and sex ... |
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5/12/2008 5:50 am |
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joke
A Love Story
I shall seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and control you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and
groan.
I will make you ... |
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4/21/2008 2:23 am |
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nice one
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma
for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every
single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat ... |
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62 |
1 |
1.10 |
4/21/2008 2:22 am |
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Mother & Daughter !!
Mother to Daughter :- See dear if any guy is trying to put
his hand on your Bra, you have to say "DON'T",
If he is going to try to put his hand to your Panty say him "
STOP IT ".
The next ... |
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5.70 |
3/13/2008 4:53 am |
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Friendship & Love !!
One day Friendship and Love met each other. Love asked Friendship
"why do you exist if I am there??"
Friendship replied :- "to give a smile to those eyes
in which you leave Tears ... |
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75 |
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3.25 |
3/13/2008 4:47 am |
bonni3, 36 F
3/11/2008 12:58 pm
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Time to meet the parents
A girl and a boy date for several weeks one day the girl turn to her boyfriend and says when can I
see your mon and dad, the boy says its complicated however, takes his girlfriend
to meet his mom and ... |
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115 |
9 |
4.07 |
3/11/2008 12:58 pm |
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befor and after marriage
Before Marriage......
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.,
Girl: Do you want me to leave, ?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.,
... |
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4.31 |
2/18/2008 4:34 am |
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I am lesbian too !!
Sardarjee asked Pinki !! :- I love you and want to enjoy with
you I want to sleep with you !!
Pinki :- Sorry, I am a lesbo !!
Sardarjee :- What is lesbo??
Pinki :- I only ... |
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109 |
7 |
4.06 |
2/4/2008 3:08 am |
lok_m, 34 M
1/31/2008 2:07 am
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NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMEN
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of ... |
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92 |
13 |
6.67 |
1/31/2008 2:07 am |
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Who is a gynocologist??
Whos is a Gynocologist??
Ans :- A person who finds problem in that particular place
where others find Pleasure ... |
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3 |
2.94 |
1/28/2008 1:21 am |
piy107, 32 M
1/19/2008 7:33 am
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Stingy Boy
A 14 year old boy was admitted to a nude hostel. Nobody wears
clothes in the entire campus. After a couple of years a letter
from his parents seeks his latest photograph. As they missed
him for about ... |
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82 |
4 |
1.69 |
1/19/2008 7:33 am |
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What is the difference between Women and Magnet??
What is the Difference between Women and Magnet?? Ans :- Magnet has a positive side ... |
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4.50 |
1/8/2008 4:09 am |
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Grouchy
A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question,
'How did I get here?'
Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'
'Did God send you, too?' asked the child.
... |
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12 |
2.80 |
1/4/2008 8:55 am |
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12" BIC Lighter
Two friends are playing golf. One
of them pulls out a cigarette and asks his friend for a light.
The friend pulls out a 12 in Bic Lighter. "Wow such a big 12 in Bic Lighter- where ... |
0 |
65 |
3 |
3.43 |
12/18/2007 8:17 pm |
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Expired Milk !!
Aboy of 18 married to a lady of 65 !! The very 2nd day the boy
died !! The postmortam report says "death due to drink
expired milk ... |
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82 |
3 |
4.41 |
12/17/2007 2:58 am |
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Dream Job
In order to get a dream job in good company A man requires
100% talent. Where as a Girls require only 4% talent !! Remaining
is :- ( 36 ) )24( ( 36 ) = ... |
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39 |
4 |
4.02 |
12/17/2007 2:51 am |
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Honeymoon !
A couple on Honey Moon at a hill station !! on the third day
the husband asking his wife how is enjoying the honey moon
!! The wife simply replyed !!" I see !! this is called
honeymoon?? I have ... |
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75 |
3 |
2.94 |
12/14/2007 1:27 am |
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If only ...
A woman awakes during the night to
find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her
robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table ... |
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84 |
7 |
4.31 |
12/13/2007 4:49 pm |
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Gates
A worker comes to the gates of heaven. Peter:your early. worker have always been ready early for a long days work. Peter:what do you want? ... |
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35 |
2 |
0.00 |
12/4/2007 9:54 am |
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Her First Day at Golf Club
A Husband takes his wife to play her
first game of golf... Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right
through thewi ndow of the biggest house adjacent to the ... |
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71 |
3 |
4.41 |
12/3/2007 10:52 pm |
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Bad luck
A Faithful Wife
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma
for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every
single day.
One ... |
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77 |
5 |
4.12 |
12/2/2007 9:50 am |
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Tale of Irish Sausage
Tale of the
Irish Sausage
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't
have a lot of money between them, they could only ... |
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56 |
3 |
3.92 |
11/24/2007 6:29 am |
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"Gates"
A telephone operator comes to the gates of heaven. Peter:ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling. telephone operator:hello, number please. Peter telephone operator:Sir, this is it. ... |
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28 |
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0.00 |
11/24/2007 5:37 am |
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Some jokes
Some Jokes! Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl. Husband: Then ... |
2 |
121 |
11 |
4.48 |
11/23/2007 6:21 pm |
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PINCH ME, PINCH ME
A woman went to a Wal*Mart service
counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster
she bought because it didn't work.
The clerk told her that he can't give ... |
2 |
73 |
6 |
4.22 |
11/23/2007 1:47 am |
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Indian Hell
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do ... |
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105 |
10 |
4.18 |
11/15/2007 5:43 pm |
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Indians make the Best Lovers
Most of us would scream in rage too.
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian were drinking at a
bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.
The Italian says: ... |
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69 |
4 |
2.47 |
11/11/2007 9:33 am |
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HELLO
i am man i waiting good friendship in ... |
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21 |
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0.00 |
11/7/2007 5:02 am |
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PROUD DADS
Four friends, who hadn't seen
each other in 30 years, reunited at aparty. After several
drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who
remained, talked about their ... |
3 |
85 |
9 |
5.35 |
11/4/2007 12:12 pm |
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Cleaning up
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the
first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic ... |
3 |
114 |
8 |
4.87 |
10/31/2007 6:58 pm |
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You are never home
Tired of a listless married life,
the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent
lovemaking session,
"How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" ... |
2 |
102 |
3 |
5.39 |
10/28/2007 5:59 pm |
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FORMULA 40
F O R M U L A 40
Once there was a Girls Hostel which accommodated 40 young
girls. They often complained to their Warden that they
had a sleep problem and could not ... |
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72 |
2 |
3.81 |
10/21/2007 5:36 am |
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Bottle of Merlot wine
A gentleman asked a waiter to take
a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman. The waiter
took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
the gentleman seated over there ... |
2 |
75 |
4 |
5.57 |
10/18/2007 6:29 pm |
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Experience
A woman decides to have a facelift
for her birthday. She spends $5, 000 and feels pretty good
about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a ... |
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107 |
7 |
5.59 |
10/16/2007 6:59 pm |
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love
love always give tear so don't be fear and all of u go for this ... |
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12 |
0 |
0.00 |
10/15/2007 6:03 am |
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friend
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: never ... |
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13 |
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2.40 |
10/1/2007 11:44 pm |
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Quickie!
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush
are having breakfast at the White House
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like,
and he replies,
"I'd like a ... |
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88 |
4 |
4.02 |
9/28/2007 7:22 pm |
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How to break bad news!
HOW TO BREAK A BAD NEWS
At dawn the telephone rings.
'Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo, caretaker
of your country house.'
'Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo. ... |
3 |
72 |
6 |
2.51 |
9/23/2007 7:15 pm |
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yes,it is
Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and
rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut
off was 85%.
Rabbit dint get but tortoise got…
... |
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33 |
2 |
1.73 |
9/16/2007 6:56 am |
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One more reason to have an affair!
The wife came home early to find
her husband making love to a beautiful sexy young woman.
"You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you
doing? How dare you do ... |
4 |
156 |
8 |
4.17 |
9/14/2007 9:02 pm |
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The Carrot Slicer
The carrot slicer:
Jim worked in a carrot canning factory for over 30 years.
One day he came home to his wife to tell her that he has terrible
urges to stick his d#ck into the carrot ... |
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51 |
0 |
0.00 |
9/12/2007 8:09 am |
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can it possible
Musharf, Mamohan, Aishw rai and Soni are travelling in
a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap! The train ... |
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39 |
2 |
3.81 |
9/11/2007 6:56 am |
rkms12, 46 M
9/9/2007 5:13 am
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BOY'S INTERVIEW BY A TEACHER
A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 2 was having trouble
with one of her students.
The teacher asked the boy, “What is your problem?” Boy answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My ... |
2 |
124 |
8 |
3.71 |
9/9/2007 5:13 am |
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Blonde 2 blonde
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local
police cruiser pulled her over.
The police officer who walked up to the car also happened
to ... |
2 |
72 |
2 |
3.81 |
9/6/2007 6:54 pm |
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Women are evil
Women are evil
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed
and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs ...
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0 |
72 |
9 |
5.56 |
9/6/2007 10:06 am |
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Women are evil
Women are evil
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed
and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs ...
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0 |
27 |
1 |
5.00 |
9/6/2007 10:02 am |
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OLYMPIC
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were trying to
get in to see the Olympics without tickets. So they got to
the stadium during one of the main events and discussed
how they would be able to ... |
0 |
35 |
4 |
2.08 |
9/4/2007 6:48 pm |
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NINE CHILDRENS
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine
children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When
the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife
and the nine kids ... |
0 |
40 |
3 |
3.92 |
9/4/2007 6:45 pm |
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NYMPHOMANIAC
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful
woman Boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat.
As fate ... |
0 |
46 |
3 |
0.49 |
9/4/2007 6:43 pm |
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Human Tastes !!!
Human Tastes change as people mature. Little girls like Dolls and Little Boys like Balls. However, when they grow up: Girls Like Balls And Boys like ... |
2 |
58 |
5 |
3.80 |
8/28/2007 3:41 am |
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A Special Ring
A white haired man walked into a jeweler's shop late
one Friday, with a beautiful young lady on his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend"
he said.
The jeweler ... |
0 |
32 |
1 |
3.70 |
8/27/2007 9:34 pm |
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Indian Hell
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell
and asks, “What do they do here?” He told, ”First they put
you in an electric ... |
0 |
26 |
3 |
5.39 |
8/26/2007 10:51 pm |
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A crusty old man
A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church
and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this
damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon,
sir. I must have ... |
0 |
25 |
2 |
5.20 |
8/24/2007 8:46 pm |
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Meet My Mistress...
A husband and wife were having
dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning
young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband
a big kiss, says she'll ... |
0 |
48 |
4 |
5.19 |
8/24/2007 8:43 pm |
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MILKING MACHINE
farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since
the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided
to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the ... |
2 |
62 |
5 |
2.82 |
8/24/2007 8:40 pm |
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Cheating man almost caught red-handed
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned
over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed
off !"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender
politely.
"See, I ... |
0 |
37 |
3 |
3.92 |
8/23/2007 5:33 pm |
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The Helping Hand
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times,
so they decide that she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand
in front of that bar and pick ... |
0 |
40 |
3 |
2.94 |
8/23/2007 5:32 pm |
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Physical
I hope it wiggles for you
Ain't it the Truth!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you ... |
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52 |
3 |
4.90 |
8/22/2007 7:58 am |
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George W
Three Kids and George Bush
President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway
when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed
in the creek below.
Before the ... |
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Headache
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those Headaches I've been having
all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What
happened?"
... |
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53 |
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4.77 |
8/17/2007 10:51 am |
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just fun
what is the cube of 13? > Its : SUROOR > wondaring how? > thats bcoz.... > TERA * TERA * TERA = ... |
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8/16/2007 11:04 pm |
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TEXAS Church Phone
A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches
around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco,
and started working east from there. Going to a very large
church, he began ... |
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2.45 |
8/16/2007 7:16 pm |
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Little Johnnie learning about pussy & bitch
Little Johnnie was learning new words. "Mum, what's pussy?" Mother pointed at the cat and said, "That's a
pussy." "Mum, what's a bitch?" Mother pointed to their female dog and said, "That's
a bitch." ... |
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31 |
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3.81 |
8/16/2007 6:49 pm |
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Six Affairs
The 1st Affair:
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One
day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted,
they fell asleep and woke up ... |
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8/15/2007 8:52 pm |
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Which Hole?
A man playing on a new golf course
got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing
ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what
hole he was ... |
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31 |
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2.86 |
8/15/2007 6:22 pm |
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Grandma's advice to virgin grand-daughter
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first
time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you
about those young boys. He is ... |
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8/15/2007 6:15 pm |
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Three women eating ice-cream
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously
not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a ... |
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24 |
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2.42 |
8/15/2007 6:07 pm |
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The Chief
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs
of North American Indians. While touring a reservation
during the documentary, she noticed a Head Dress and was
puzzled by the difference in the ... |
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20 |
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8/15/2007 6:02 pm |
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Two high school sweetheart virgins
Two high school sweethearts who went out together
for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed
losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When
they graduated, they ... |
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5.00 |
8/15/2007 5:59 pm |
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Rabbi
This is a story about a popular young Rabbi who, on Sabbath
Eve, announces to his congregation that he will not renew
his contract. He explains that he must move on to a larger congregation
that will ... |
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21 |
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0.00 |
8/15/2007 10:19 am |
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Bad Bernie coming out of jail after seven years
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out,
his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through
the gates and got into the car.
The only thing he said was, "F.F." ... |
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8/14/2007 8:32 pm |
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Three women and three men
Three women and three men are
traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch
as the three women buy just one ticket. "How are ... |
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8/10/2007 11:19 pm |
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Big as*s Grill
A man and his wife were working
in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife
and says: "Your bu*tt is getting really big, I mean
really big. I bet your bu*tt ... |
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8/10/2007 10:42 pm |
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Panda
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a
sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter
dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey!
Where are ... |
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8/9/2007 10:10 am |
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Liver & Cheese
There were these three guys at a cafe, drinking their coffee
- an American guy, a black guy, and a Chinese guy. They see a really attractive waitress and comment on her
good looks. Next thing you ... |
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8/9/2007 10:09 am |
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Classes for men - are you enrolling?
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
(Males)
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY AUGUST 5, 2007, COURSES CAN BE CONDUCTED AT ANY CITY IN THE WORLD.
NOTE: DUE TO THE ... |
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7/27/2007 6:50 pm |
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The day God goofed up!
A middle aged woman had a heart
attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God ... |
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7/26/2007 6:28 pm |
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Assertive
A mild-mannered man was tired of being
bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build
his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on ... |
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7/25/2007 10:30 am |
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Indian Guys....!!!!!!!!!!
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded
on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman B. 2 French men and 1 French ... |
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7/23/2007 8:58 pm |
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MAN RACEIVES
MAN RECEIVES TELEGRAM; WIFE DEAD-SHOULD BE BURIED OR CREMATED?
MAN: DON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES.BURN THE BODY AND BURY
THE ASH...
IS RELATION THAT MUCH ... |
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7/15/2007 6:17 am |
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Taking revenge!!
A fifteen year-old boy came home
with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream,
"Where did you get that car?"
He calmly told them, "I bought it today." ... |
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7/15/2007 5:17 am |
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Limited!
When Joe, a nice man married for over 50
years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated.
A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven,
Myrtle anxiously looked for ... |
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7/14/2007 9:37 am |
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Its so cold!!
One morning at a doctors surgery
a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The
doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened
to your back?"
... |
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7/14/2007 8:59 am |
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Gender of computer
A French teacher was explaining to her college class that
in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either
masculine or feminine. House is feminine “la maison.”
Pencil is masculine “le ... |
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7/1/2007 11:48 pm |
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Biggest ancient idiot
There was a debate to choose on who
was the biggest ancient idiot. After a lot a brain storming
sessions, finally Dusshasana was chosen as the ancient
idiot. Becoz he was pulling ... |
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7/1/2007 11:39 pm |
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People stranded on deserted island
A ship sank in high seas and the following people
got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle
of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman B. 2 French men and 1 ... |
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7/1/2007 11:37 pm |
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MARRIED WOMAN WITH LOVER IN BED
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “stand in the
corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then
she dusted him with ... |
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6/29/2007 10:59 pm |
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SMART SARDAR
A Sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three
ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about
to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who
didn’t like ... |
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THE TEDDY BEARS
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect,
they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her
apartment, he notices that her ... |
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Aspirin!!
A man with a winking problem is
applying for a position as a sales representative for a
large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This
is phenomenal. Youve ... |
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6/26/2007 8:43 am |
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A Special Ring
A white haired man walked into a
jeweler's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young
lady on his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend"
he said. ... |
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6/24/2007 9:26 pm |
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Things you miss/wish in life
.1 **5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph.
in your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital
at double the speed in an ambulance, you wish there was 'undo
(ctrl + Z)' in life! ... |
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6/24/2007 6:17 am |
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How women get what they want..
Women are under the illusion they don't have to ask
men for anything - that if the man really loved her, he would
automatically and instinctively know what she ... |
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6/24/2007 12:11 am |
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Cheating wife making love with lover
The errant wife was in the middle of a very passionate session
with her lover when the phone rang. She picked up the phone
and listened for a few minutes, and told her lover that it
was her husband ... |
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6/23/2007 4:43 am |
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Old friend drinking in a bar
A man walked into a bar and saw an old friend dejectedly nursing
a drink. "You look terrible, " the man said.
"My mother died in July and left me $10, 000, "
the friend replied. "Then in August my ... |
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6/23/2007 4:38 am |
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HORSE VS HUSBAND
GOOD THINGS ABOUT HUSBANDS:
1. Husbands are less expensive to shoe than horses.
2. Feeding a husband doesn’t require anything that even
mildly compares with the ... |
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6/22/2007 7:57 pm |
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Lady with pain in the knees
The lady went into the doctor's
office and complained of pain on the knees. The doctor concluded
correctly that she has been making love doggie style and
suggested that she ... |
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6/21/2007 6:43 pm |
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Four advantages of breast milk
The student - not necessarily a well-prepared
student - sat in his life science classroom staring at a
question on the final exam paper. The question directed:
“Give four ... |
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6/21/2007 6:37 pm |
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Interview at Infosys
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Kondesh Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication
engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.
Interviewer: ... |
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6/21/2007 6:34 pm |
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Two blonde cowpokes
Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes,
Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsaparilla
in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an
Indian’s ... |
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6/21/2007 6:26 pm |
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Living Will
Last night, my wife and
I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids ... |
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6/21/2007 8:05 am |
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What is meant by WIFE??
WIFE is having few definitions :- for the first 2 years of Marriage W - Wonderful I - Item F - For E - Entertainment
After Three years :- W - Woman I - In their F - Furious E - Effords ... |
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6/19/2007 3:57 am |
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Strength of a Man & Beauty of a Woman !!
Strength of a Man & Beauty of a Woman !! ===================================
Strength of a Man ----------------------------------
The ... |
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6/16/2007 11:38 pm |
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INTERVIEW ATINFOSIS
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Kondesh Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication
engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.
Interviewer: BabanRao ... |
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12 |
1 |
5.00 |
6/15/2007 3:34 am |
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Well crafted insults
Sadly, we have lost the art of the
well-crafted insult. Here are some examples of classy
insults from a time gone by:
"He has all the ... |
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6/13/2007 3:29 am |
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LATTER FRM SARDARNI TO HER SON
My dear Jagjit,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.
I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot
read fast.
We don’t live ... |
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6/12/2007 6:30 am |
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RAINBOW CONDOMS
A guy who went into the adult section of a department
store to buy condoms.
The female clerk told him, “We have the rainbow assortment
on sale today, would you like those?”
... |
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6/12/2007 6:17 am |
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is adam or eves?
Did you ever wonder across a along a path and wonder if was femine or , masculine, Could you imagine back , when "the lord x 1 and got adam" and the voice was just hard to be put to place, ... |
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6/5/2007 4:54 am |
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hai friend
i am man i waiting
good friendship in girls... |
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6/3/2007 9:27 am |
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MISTAKE
If a barber makes a mistake ITS A NEWSTYLE If a driver makes a mistake ITS A NEWPATH If a engineer makes a mistake ITS A NEW VWNTURE If our parents makes a mistake ... |
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6/2/2007 6:22 am |
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``How different professionals have \bsex\....
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACTORS do it on cue.
ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ... |
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0.00 |
6/1/2007 9:40 am |
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Four Little Animals
A teacher asked her class, "What do you
want out of life?"
A little Girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All
I want Out of life is Four little animals, just like my ... |
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5/25/2007 2:51 am |
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Love
We never get what we want, We never want what we get, We never have what we like, We never like what we have, and still we live and love This is ... |
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5/18/2007 4:11 am |
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CHEATING
A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one
evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get
this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful
and ... |
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5 |
3.14 |
5/12/2007 7:45 pm |
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YOUR CHORES !
A little boy comes down to breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his
chores. "Not yet, " said the little boy. His
mother tells him he can't have ... |
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280 |
12 |
2.98 |
5/12/2007 7:30 pm |
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WHO'S CHILD
One day the African chief's wife gave birth to a white
child and the chief was absolutely stunned. He suspected
some hanky panky and went to the white Jesuit missionary
father and looked at him ... |
0 |
48 |
2 |
3.12 |
5/12/2007 7:26 pm |
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laugh
madhu and john were mentals and sitting by the pool.madhu
fell into pool and struggling, john jumped into pool and
saved madhu.Next day the doctor incharge called john and
told"you haved saved madhu ... |
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46 |
0 |
0.00 |
5/9/2007 3:33 am |
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I need to tell you a secret.....
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11) 3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15) 4) CALM DOWN DONT BE pissED (L0OK AT #13) 5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2) 6) D0NT BE THAT ... |
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112 |
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1.37 |
5/6/2007 8:48 pm |
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behaviour
It is observed that some members while responding to advice
line questions, either theyare not upto the point or giving
comments not related to the question.The advice line is
to give related ... |
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29 |
0 |
0.00 |
5/6/2007 6:27 am |
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laugh
To laugh with others is one of life's pleasures.To
be laughed by others is one of life's great hurts.evershine48evershine48... |
2 |
20 |
0 |
0.00 |
5/1/2007 9:09 pm |
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Marriage
Marriage is not a word, it is a ... |
1 |
50 |
3 |
0.98 |
4/28/2007 12:59 am |
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One more step
One more step, and it is all Light and God Two more steps, and you take a tumble off the ... |
0 |
12 |
0 |
0.00 |
4/28/2007 12:57 am |
sorty, 65 M
4/23/2007 4:30 am
31
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five plus five makes eleven
a village school inspected by inspector.he asked one student
how much five plue five and he said ten, next student was
asked hw replied eleven.inspector repeated the question
and he said again ... |
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99 |
3 |
0.00 |
4/23/2007 4:30 am |
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The Garden of Eden
Adam was walking around the
Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What
is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone
to talk to. God said he was ... |
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73 |
0 |
0.00 |
4/22/2007 8:33 am |
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School Answering Machine
I don't know if this is true or
not but it's cute. Although funny, it might not be able
to pass "muster" in today's political
correct environment. But the last one is one that I ... |
1 |
64 |
1 |
2.40 |
4/21/2007 10:06 am |
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A Rodeo Trip
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one
of their first stops was the breeding bull exhibit.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached
that said, "This ... |
0 |
47 |
3 |
2.94 |
4/21/2007 10:03 am |
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Why Parents Get Gray Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom
was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything
neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently
on the pillow. It was ... |
4 |
104 |
1 |
5.00 |
4/21/2007 9:55 am |
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GODS CREATURE
LOOK T D OCEAN, ,C GOD'S ABUNDANCE LOOK AT D SKY, , C GOD'S WONDER LOOK AT D MOON, ,C GOD'S GLORY LOOK AT D MIRROR, ,C GOD'S BLUNDER ... |
0 |
16 |
1 |
3.70 |
4/15/2007 7:00 am |
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Got a HEADACHE, honey
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided
to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time
they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the
gorilla looking at ... |
7 |
148 |
6 |
3.65 |
4/14/2007 7:35 am |
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Chinese Detective
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man
so he hired a famous Chinese detective,
Ram Pam Sim Wimm,
to watch and report
... |
21 |
515 |
35 |
3.33 |
4/14/2007 6:53 am |
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5 Stages of Being Drunk
Stage 1 - SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject
in the known Universe.
You know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to
anyone who will ... |
1 |
58 |
1 |
2.40 |
4/13/2007 7:08 am |
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How important are our children...
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee
together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone ... |
1 |
187 |
10 |
3.19 |
4/12/2007 11:08 am |
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Eyes
The best relation ever is between two eyes, "they blink together, move together, cry together, see together and sleep together". STILL they never see directly at each other. But when they see a ... |
0 |
31 |
0 |
0.00 |
4/11/2007 2:53 am |
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6 MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers
to the 5 most important questions in the world :
Q1. WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS ... |
2 |
104 |
3 |
2.94 |
4/10/2007 10:38 pm |
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ATTENTION
ATTENTION
ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL
THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.
.
.
... |
2 |
53 |
0 |
0.00 |
4/9/2007 11:13 pm |
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THE INDIAN MUM ( To all those girls willing to marry Indian Men)
Mum comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who
lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of
the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty
Kumar's, roommate ... |
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1325 |
112 |
4.97 |
4/7/2007 3:21 pm |
sorty, 65 M
4/6/2007 2:57 am
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quarreling always
husband and wife use to quarrely on small matters.one evening
in a corner of a park in one corner found one pair of pigeon
loving eachother and making nice humming noise.wife drew
attention of her ... |
2 |
111 |
3 |
0.00 |
4/6/2007 2:57 am |
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If you don't let me go............
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
a
toddler decided to release some pent-up
energy and ran amok. Her mom was finally
able to grab hold of her after receiving ... |
1 |
72 |
1 |
2.40 |
4/5/2007 11:12 pm |
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The Amish Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back ... |
0 |
30 |
0 |
0.00 |
4/5/2007 10:12 pm |
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Geographical Comparison of Women
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa, she is half
discovered, half wild..
Between the ages of 22 - 30 a woman is like America, Fully
discovered and scientifically perfect.
... |
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59 |
1 |
2.40 |
4/3/2007 4:00 am |
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Father & Daughter
Father: Tell me the name of the bastard who made u pregnant?
Daddy: If u eat 16 bananas, can u tell me which one has made
u ... |
0 |
51 |
2 |
2.42 |
4/3/2007 2:06 am |
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Love is Hard
Just ask Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, ........ask
me.
It is very hard.
The rich and the famous change spouses when the going gets
rough.
Donald Trump divorced Marla ... |
0 |
25 |
0 |
0.00 |
4/2/2007 7:57 am |
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Falling in Love
From the mouths of babe:
Leo, a seven year old "If falling in love is anything like learning
to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long."
Yes, falling in love is like ... |
0 |
21 |
0 |
0.00 |
4/2/2007 7:41 am |
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the miracle of toilet paper...
Body: as told by a woman...
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining
to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he ... |
3 |
152 |
2 |
3.81 |
3/28/2007 7:41 am |
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In these days, where corporate CEO's and movie stars are being seen as "role models", here are some
... |
5 |
86 |
0 |
0.00 |
3/28/2007 2:43 am |
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Laugh for health
Humor
A man caught in a flood prayed to God for help. While he was
on his knees praying, a police officer came to the door and offered to
evacuate him, but he said, "No thanks, Officer, ... |
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3/27/2007 7:02 pm |
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American Justice Dept upheld Indian Yoga and Meditation
American Justice Dept upheld Indian Yoga and Meditation
Your website is beautiful, informative and Excellent.
Article by M.P. Bhattathiri, Retired Chief Technical ... |
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3/27/2007 4:33 pm |
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3/27/2007 8:31 am
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with how many u slept
wife asked her husband with howmany women u slept.tell
the truth. husband replied i slept with you only.with others i never
slept there i was awake through ... |
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3/27/2007 8:31 am |
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Just a Day at the Beach
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach.
The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to
play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his
mother and says, ... |
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3/26/2007 2:39 am |
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Virus Warning
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically,
orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer
(WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss ... |
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3/26/2007 2:19 am |
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I called 9-11 on my mom
Me: Mom, we can't leave now. It's
only 7:30 a.m. and the marathon has not finished yet. We
will get stuck in traffic.
Mom: No, I want to go home NOW.
O... |
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3/25/2007 10:29 pm |
sorty, 65 M
3/25/2007 11:01 am
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squeezing dad
father and mother busy in pleasure act .mother on top and
father beneath.mother making forward and backward movement.suddenly
their child entered the bed room and saw this. afterwards he asked mother ... |
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3/25/2007 11:01 am |
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HAVEN SENT
An American, a Scot and a Canadian
were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to
the same emergency room, but all three of them died before
they arrived. Just as ... |
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3/22/2007 11:06 pm |
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GREAT INDIAN HISTORY
A great humourous contribution
sent in by DK:
Indian History : Supposedly written by a schoolboy with
all original spellings:
The original inhabitants of ancient ... |
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3/22/2007 11:01 pm |
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When I say so and LDRs suck big time.......
LDR's suck big time....
So near and yet so far
You talk on the phone
But like "vinegar"
you are still thirsty
but it will be 90 days more
till ... |
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3/22/2007 5:53 am |
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Woman to the RESCUE..
angelina45
A man's got to do
what a man's got to do.
A woman must do
what he can't.-Rhonda Hansome-... |
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3/22/2007 5:45 am |
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Heroes of a different kind
Heroes of a different kind
In these days, where corporate CEO's and movie stars
are being seen as "role models", here are some
people who are every bit, if not more, ... |
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3/22/2007 2:42 am |
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Two statues in a park......
There are two statues in a park;
> > > One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. > > They had been facing each other across a pathway for
a hundred > years.. when one day an ... |
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3/20/2007 4:14 pm |
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ROMANTIC MOOD
An elderly couple came back from a wedding one afternoon
and were in a pretty romantic mood. While sitting on their
loveseat, the elderly woman looked at her companion and
said, "I remember when you ... |
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3/20/2007 12:05 am |
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Medical Dictionary for the men/women who watch medical tv shows
M E D I C A L D I C T I O N A R Y
ARTERY - The study of paintings
BACTERIA - Back door of a cafeteria
BARIUM - What doctors do when a patient dies
BOWEL - A letter like a, e, i, ... |
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3/19/2007 4:17 pm |
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PERFECT BREAST
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts
for $100 dollars?
“Are you nuts? !!” she replies, and keeps walking ... |
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3/19/2007 12:39 am |
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HAVEN SENT
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car
accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room,
but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they
were about to put ... |
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3/18/2007 10:30 pm |
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MAN MAKING LUV TO DEAD WOMAN
A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia
-- making love to a dead woman.
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've
never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. ... |
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3/18/2007 10:18 pm |
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9 Phrases Women Use
1) FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour. Five Minutes is only ... |
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3/16/2007 5:50 pm |
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CONFESSION
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked
if the priest would hear his confession.
"Of course, my son, " said the priest.
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War ...
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3/14/2007 10:35 pm |
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AT STRIP JOINT
Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the
other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The
guy in back, Paul, says, "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!"
Then the first guy turns around ... |
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3/14/2007 10:32 pm |
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OFFICE ROMANCE
[CAfter working together for some time
dick and Jane's office romance blossomed, and they
really developed the 'hots' for each other.
One day, they seize the opportunity to sneak ... |
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3/14/2007 10:26 pm |
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DONATIN OF BLOOD AND sperm
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're
going to give me $5 for it."
Man: ... |
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3/14/2007 10:24 pm |
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MOMMYS BALLON
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says,
“Mom, what are those things on your chest?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at
breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the ... |
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3/14/2007 10:16 pm |
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A wise woman says...........
angelina45Never
play strip poker
with a nudist,
they have nothing to lose.... |
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3/14/2007 4:26 pm |
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It's gonna start."
A man came home from work,
sat down in his favorite chair,
turned on the
TV, and said to his wife
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts".
[photo ... |
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3/14/2007 12:12 pm |
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You Pervert You!! lol
Subject: quick joke
couldn't resist....this is funny!
A Riddle For You:
What gets longer when pulled?
Fits between the boobs?
Inserts neatly in a hole?
And ... |
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3/14/2007 11:34 am |
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A FRIEND
A FRIEND A - Accepts you as you are . . . . B - Believes in you . . . C - Call you just to say “Hi” . . . D - Doesn't give up on you . . . E - Envisions the whole you . . . F - Forgives your mistake ... |
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Silly Girl..........You are so Jealous
Silly Girl..........You
are so Jealous
I admit I love my fiance so very much.
In the beginning of our relationship
I always feared he
was online ... |
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3/14/2007 12:10 am |
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BIRBAL THE GREAT
Tansen was a high-ranking official in King Akbar's
court. However, he had one long standing wish - to suck the
queen's voluptuous breasts to his heart's desire.
Every time he passed the queen, he ... |
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3/14/2007 12:02 am |
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Seven Levels of Blonde
Seven Levels of Blonde
FIRST DEGREE A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the
morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the
phone, listened a moment and said, "How ... |
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3/13/2007 5:52 pm |
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TEN TIPPS TO RECOGNIZE AN INDIAN IN U.S
Ten tips to recognize an Indian in USA:
1. She wears a frock, but has a pigtail.
2. He searches for buttermilk in a supermarket.
3. She searches for chilli powder in a supermarket. ... |
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3/12/2007 4:38 pm |
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8 ANNAS
Q) Why did the gujjus take 50 paise when they went to watch
"GANDHI"? A) They read Atten( 8 annas)-bourough in the credits.
Q) Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before
exams ... |
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3/12/2007 4:34 pm |
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JAPANESE BRIDE
Japanese Fart angelina45
A young Japanese girl had been
taught all her life that when she married she was to please
her husband and never upset him.
... |
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3/12/2007 12:25 pm |
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WHAT WE SHOULDNOT TAKE IN MOUTH
TEACHER TO THE STUDENTS;
T ; WHAT IS THING WE SHOULD TAKE IN MOUTH?
1 STUDENT MAM PENCIL
2 STUDENT MAM RUBBER
3 STUDENT MAM MATTI
4 STUDENT MAM CHALK
5 BANTA MAM ... |
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3/11/2007 9:31 pm |
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Time is changing honey
I dug up an old mini-skirt
out of my closet
the other day
...but I couldn't figure out
what to do with my other leg....Ha,
ha...this is a ... |
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3/11/2007 8:51 am |
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Gomer Pyle and Lou Ann
Gomer askd Lou Ann to the movies.
In the dark, Gomer ask
Lou Ann, can I put my arms around you?
Why sure, Gomer, you most certainly can.
Lou Ann, can I ... |
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3/11/2007 8:45 am |
sorty, 65 M
3/8/2007 9:47 am
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patriotism and personal relatiom
love for country is called patriotism.soldiers fight
for their country in the name of country and sacrifice their
life.past people were not migrating much and marrige between
inter country citizen ... |
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3/8/2007 9:47 am |
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The Garage Door
A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT
KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER
WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN
HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS THIS
MORNING ... |
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3/7/2007 6:06 pm |
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Today is National Mental Health Day.
PLEASE DO YOUR PART:
Today is National Mental Health Day. You can do your bit by remembering to send a
e-mail to at least one unstable person.
Well, my job's ... |
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3/7/2007 6:05 pm |
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Superior Culture
Superior Culture
2447star
A Greek and an East Indian were sitting down one day debating
who had the superior culture.
The ... |
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3/5/2007 5:47 pm |
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Marital woes - Hilarious!!
Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what
the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. ... |
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3/4/2007 11:41 pm |
sorty, 65 M
3/3/2007 9:20 am
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performing marriage
my family is from family of pundits i mean person performing
marriage, havan pooja and other religious rites.i was
studying in 8th class and my grandfather was to conduct
marriage of two sisters at ... |
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3/3/2007 9:20 am |
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Voted the best joke for 2006
~~Aloha~~ 2447star Voted Best Joke in 2006
John hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending
the rest of me life!, between the legs of my wife!"
That won ... |
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3/2/2007 12:59 pm |
sorty, 65 M
3/1/2007 3:50 am
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adult joke : playing game
mother on law peeped through window in her son, s bedroom
and found her daughter in law standing against the wall
legs apart.his son throwing small round nugget on her private
part and she is noting ... |
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3/1/2007 3:50 am |
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It's Hell Getting Old
>An 80-year old man goes
for a physical. All of his tests come back with
>normal results.
The doctor says, "Chuck, everything looks great.
How are >you ... |
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2/28/2007 3:28 pm |
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A matter of Perspective
[The Difference between Rich/Poor
People? > > > >One day, the father of a very wealthy family took
his > son on a trip to the country with the express purpose
of showing him > ... |
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2/28/2007 3:08 pm |
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THE LOVE DRESS
> >A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's
house. She knocked on the door >then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see
her daughter-in-law >laying on the couch, totally naked. > ... |
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2/22/2007 8:01 am |
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Uninvited but welcome guests.
Recently I had been to one of my close relative's marriage
in remote village in southern districts of Tamil nadu.Nadhaswaram
a famous and most auspicious musical instrument was being
played with ... |
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2/21/2007 10:27 pm |
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Humerous conversation between Husband & wife........
TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every
ten days. The following is a list of why I ... |
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2/21/2007 5:32 am |
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Not tonight honey.....
One night a man rolls over in bed,
giving
his wife a big grin.
She says
"Not tonight honey,
I have a gynecologist's
appointment tomorrow,
I ... |
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2/19/2007 4:22 pm |
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Some Rules From Men
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note.............these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the ... |
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2/19/2007 2:53 am |
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You are home and relaxing with your sweetheart
You both are interested in this movie that one of you put
on and while the movie is changing scenes your sweetie starts
to get into a giggling mood and she is going up your shirt
in hopes of a ... |
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2/18/2007 10:21 pm |
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ACTION IS MY GAME
I like action when in a relationship and not so much words.
As a person, in general, anyone can say they don't do
this, or they don't do that, but when it comes right
down to just what they can and ... |
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2/18/2007 10:14 pm |
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Strategic Management
A first grade teacher was having trouble
with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry what is your problem?”.
Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade.
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2/15/2007 10:28 am |
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Difference between Men & Women
A Man will pay $2 for
a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband ... |
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2/15/2007 10:25 am |
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How one can get screwed ?? !!
The Madam of Mumabai brothel opened the door to see a rather
slick looking, well dressed, just passed middle-aged
gentleman.
"Can I help you?", asked the Madam.
"I want to see Rupali." The ... |
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2/15/2007 9:48 am |
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ONLY AN INDIAN MAN CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN...
ONLY AN INDIAN MAN CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN...
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through
a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from
bad to worse when one ... |
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2/14/2007 3:55 pm |
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How to take care of your wife (Point system) Listen up men
How to take care of your wife
In the world, one single rule applies to the men:
Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get
points. Do ... |
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2/12/2007 10:35 pm |
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A man and his nagging wife...
A man and his nagging wife...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem
. While they were
there, the wife passed ... |
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2/12/2007 10:33 pm |
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Men and Women
He said . . .. I don't know why
you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear pants don't
you?
He said .. ... |
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2/9/2007 10:48 pm |
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2/8/2007 9:35 am
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mom or dat
if u see a young matured mom and a cute striking daughter
who would u ... |
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2/8/2007 9:35 am |
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Silly Girl..........You are so Jealous
I admit I love my fiance so
very much.
In the beginning of our relationship I always feared he
was online with other women.
Well, eventually after much drama, I ... |
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2/7/2007 2:44 pm |
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By all means..MARRY....
By all means..MARRY....
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
~David Bissonette
... |
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2/4/2007 5:04 am |
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Some Classic definitions
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire
at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day
internationals are more popular than a five day ... |
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2/1/2007 1:59 am |
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"Gates"
A hippie comes to the gates of heaven.
Peter: Where's your guitar?
hippie: you see me play?
Peter: Play, aren't you from
the ... |
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1/30/2007 1:09 pm |
Pyyro, 38 M
1/30/2007 11:51 am
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Viagra Requirement
85 year old man’s waiting in queue at a pharmacy.
After the crowd disperses, he goes to the counter and asks
“Can you give me one Viagra pill, cut into
4 pieces” ...
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1/30/2007 11:51 am |
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Who's the Boss? Man versus Woman
A young couple on their wedding
night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly
man, tossed his trousers to his new ... |
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120 |
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1/30/2007 12:52 am |
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twelve pound nugget of gold
Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound
baby boy that was born to them.
Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the
editor of a
famous newspaper and reported ... |
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1/30/2007 12:48 am |
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"Gates"
A card player comes to the
gates of heaven.
Peter: You think you in?
Player: Why, am I short?
Peter: Short!, they tell me
you so ... |
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1/29/2007 4:40 am |
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Three Feelings
Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people
u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch
ur mom!"
... |
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1/26/2007 11:17 pm |
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God saw me
God saw me hungry, he created domino's Pizza
God saw me thirsty, he created coke
God saw me Walking , he created bench
God saw me without any problem, he created u
... |
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0.98 |
1/19/2007 8:09 pm |
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Be friend
I will be your wish
I will be your Dream
I will be Your Fantasy
I will be your everything
Just Be My ... |
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1/19/2007 8:04 pm |
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You know you are living in the 21st century when
You know you’re living in 21stcentury when…
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 ... |
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3.98 |
1/18/2007 3:12 am |
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If I Can Make You Smile Then I Got You
Humor is one of the most important things in a relationship.
The man or woman usually has more fun with the person who
has a sense of humor, rather then a body of steel. Have you
ever found ... |
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1/17/2007 11:34 am |
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virus
WOMEN ARE LIKE INTERNET VIRUS.
THEY ENHTER YOUR LIFE
SCAN YOUR POCKETS
TRANSFER YOUR MONEY
EDIT YOUR MIND
DOWNLOAD THEIR PROBLEMS
... |
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1/16/2007 4:18 am |
Pyyro, 38 M
1/12/2007 12:27 pm
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BIHAR - Driving Licence Form
(another one from e-mail collection)
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DRIVING LICENS APPLIKASON PHOROM
===============================
NOTE: Please do not ... |
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1/12/2007 12:27 pm |
Pyyro, 38 M
1/12/2007 12:08 pm
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Mrs Smith's Panties
Mr and Mrs Smith were a happy family.
One day, when Mr Smith is in office, Mrs Smith finds her costly
"Victoria's Secret" panties missing.
She had put it in the balcony to dry only a ... |
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1/12/2007 12:08 pm |
Pyyro, 38 M
1/12/2007 11:55 am
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Family problems
(This one was doing the rounds
of e-mial chains)
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept ... |
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1/12/2007 11:55 am |
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THE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early to find her husband making love
to a beautiful, sexy
young woman. "You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk!
What are you doing? How ... |
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1/8/2007 5:57 pm |
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SARDAR Z,,,,GREAT
Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place
in a Brand New - Red Ferarri.
Banta: Wow Santa, What a car!Where did you get it from ?
Santa: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful ... |
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1/6/2007 5:03 am |
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JOKE
SARDAR SOLVES THE PUZZEL"
There are a large group of surd people in a bar and they are
having a celebration.
Another man walks into the bar and sees the celebration
and asks
why all the surd ... |
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1/6/2007 4:44 am |
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Friendship
Don't love yr best friend like a flower
bcz a flower dies after a season..
love yr best frnd like a river, bcz it flows like a river
without any ... |
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3.70 |
1/6/2007 12:35 am |
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The Wedding Anniversary
Roger was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
Patti was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to
200 in 6 seconds AND ... |
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2.94 |
1/3/2007 6:16 pm |
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Sheep honey..............
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and
says: "Darling, this is the pig I have \bsexo?\b with
when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: ... |
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0.00 |
1/3/2007 6:16 pm |
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JOKER IS MISSING
WHILE ON THE TABLE PLAYING CARDS ONE LADY CALLS UP HER HUSBAND
"OH!DEAR CAN YOU FAX YOUR PHOTOGRAPH IMMEDIATELY".
THE HUSBAND WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE URGENCY WAS TO WHICH
SHE REPLYED " WE ARE ... |
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3.04 |
1/2/2007 8:36 am |
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Computer: Masculine or Feminine
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,
unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine
or feminine.
- "House" for instance, is feminine: "la
casa". ... |
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2.94 |
1/1/2007 7:51 am |
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Condom Slogans(PROMO)
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner ... |
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3.70 |
1/1/2007 7:49 am |
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Does bad communication lead to divorce?
A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce,
and asked, "What are the grounds for your
divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice
little home in the ... |
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119 |
8 |
2.78 |
12/12/2006 8:32 pm |
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Angry Sheik
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they
stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful
women. They started getting friendly with all the women,
when suddenly the ... |
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3 |
3.92 |
12/10/2006 11:22 pm |
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MUMBAI GET TO GETHER OF GAY/LESBAIN/SHEMALES ON 14-12-2006
MUMBAI GET-TO-GETHER OF GAY/LESBAIN/BI-sexual/SHEMALES
FIRST TIME IN INDIA THERE IS A SEMINAR-GET TOGETHER OF ... |
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2.42 |
12/8/2006 6:52 am |
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A Kid's Point Of View
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer
evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood
up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the
shock, ... |
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3.80 |
12/6/2006 2:36 am |
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Five Surgeons
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes
the best patient to
operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says,
"I like to see ... |
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148 |
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4.64 |
12/6/2006 2:32 am |
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Sardar..jokes
friend asked sardar: When is your birthday
Sardar:1ST april
friend:which year
sardar: EVERY ... |
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2.08 |
11/29/2006 6:03 am |
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Un-Romantic Valentine Rhymes
These are entries to a competition
asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but
least romantic second line:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I ... |
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5 |
3.47 |
11/28/2006 8:32 pm |
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Mothers
Mothers are most Instinctive
Philosopher.... |
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3.81 |
11/24/2006 10:03 am |
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21 Things To Remember
1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.
2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be.
3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it ... |
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2.42 |
11/17/2006 4:26 am |
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friends
why today people dont like or want true friends.... |
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11/11/2006 8:27 am |
janya, 35 F
11/10/2006 12:54 am
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SORRY
SORRY TO SAY ANY THING ON SARDAR I M SORRY TO HURT
U.... WHO EVER THAT MAN IS .... NO MORE JOKES NO SARDAR JI
PLEASE THIS IS LAST TIME ... |
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156 |
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3.04 |
11/10/2006 12:54 am |
janya, 35 F
11/10/2006 12:47 am
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BIG knowlege
Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school
to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his ... |
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234 |
24 |
5.74 |
11/10/2006 12:47 am |
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WoMen
If you TREAT her nicely, she says you are IN LOVE with her;
if you don't, she says you are PROUD,
If you DRESS nicely, she says you are trying to LURE her;
if you don't, she says you ... |
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333 |
10 |
3.78 |
11/7/2006 6:03 am |
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Sardarji's interview
A sardarji goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Mr.,
can you tell us your age,
please?"
The sardarji counts carefully on his ... |
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112 |
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3.93 |
11/7/2006 3:24 am |
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The Reason ! Why I Fired My Secretary
Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't
feeling
Too hot that morning anyway.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife
Would be pleasant and say ?Happy ... |
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143 |
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4.04 |
11/7/2006 3:23 am |
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Smart Wife
Read below:
. . . . . . .
Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100
kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband
Allen
... |
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112 |
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2.49 |
11/7/2006 3:22 am |
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Lil' Funny SMS's
1st Goes here :
Still a Virgin?
Bcoz NO-KIA
Why no Kiya?
Bcoz no eric-son
Why no erection?
Bcoz no sie-mens,
Why?
Bcoz No
mota-laura
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120 |
2 |
5.20 |
11/5/2006 6:18 am |
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Four-year olds
Ever notice how a 4 year old's voice is louder than 200
adult voices?
Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when
a storm hit with crashing thunder and severe lightning.
As I ... |
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55 |
6 |
4.22 |
11/4/2006 1:37 am |
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I never take risk
I never take risk while drinking
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from ... |
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0.00 |
11/4/2006 1:34 am |
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ME
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his
employees about
an urgent problem with one of the main computers.
He dialed the employee's home phone number and was
greeted with
a ... |
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74 |
7 |
3.80 |
11/4/2006 1:30 am |
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Getting married....?
• Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
• There is only one ... |
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2 |
3.81 |
11/4/2006 1:24 am |
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To get into Heaven!! Version 2
If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave
all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"
I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
"NO!" the ... |
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75 |
5 |
4.45 |
11/3/2006 3:10 am |
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MOODS : Woman v/s Man
Moods of a Woman:
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in ... |
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3.80 |
11/2/2006 4:32 am |
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To get into Heaven !!
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting
for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were
her ... |
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105 |
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4.41 |
11/2/2006 4:28 am |
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Bihari Explanation
*** **** ***** *****
This School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was
transferred to
a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after
the actual
date of joining, ... |
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5.10 |
11/2/2006 1:52 am |
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Too many Sponsors to Propose to a Girl!
Want to propose a girl
Just do it - Nike
Before going to propose to a girl
Believe in the best - BPL.
If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl
Vicks ki goli lo ... |
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5.00 |
10/31/2006 10:53 pm |
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Bholaji, Bill Clinton and War
One afternoon, Bill Clinton was sitting in his office when
his telephone rang.
"Hello Mr. Clinton, " a heavily accented voice
says. "This is Bholaji. I am ringing to inform you
that I am ... |
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35 |
1 |
5.00 |
10/31/2006 10:49 pm |
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A short joke - probably one of the best
A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles
while taking a bath.
"Mum, " he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet" she ... |
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106 |
5 |
4.77 |
10/31/2006 9:58 pm |
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Fireman and the Cat
A fireman is working on the engine outside the station when
he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with
little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly
coiled in the ... |
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55 |
2 |
3.81 |
10/31/2006 9:51 pm |
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Last Night
Last night my slut and I when to a party at her friends house.
My slut has known this women for only a few months and have
talked manytimes on the phone. I have questioned my slut
about this women ... |
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63 |
0 |
0.00 |
10/30/2006 2:27 am |
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Corporate Love Letter
Read this love letter...... In today's world of MBA's
and Yuppies, the old fashioned love-letter
is being replaced by such "Corporate Love Letters".
Go ahead and read on....
... |
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110 |
9 |
4.28 |
10/28/2006 3:48 am |
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\bsexo?\b therapist
A woman walks into her \bsexo?\b therapist's office
and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and
they never have \bsexo?\b anymore, and asks what to do about
it. The therapist ... |
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28 |
0 |
0.00 |
10/27/2006 10:55 pm |
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A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive
woman sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass
of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This
is a special ... |
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0 |
0.00 |
10/27/2006 10:54 pm |
janya, 35 F
10/27/2006 10:25 pm
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woman
On a trans-atlantic flight, a plane was passing through
a horrible storm. The turbulence is severe, and unfortunately
things go from bad to worse when one of the wings were struck
by lightning. ... |
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273 |
7 |
4.31 |
10/27/2006 10:25 pm |
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North Indian Girl Vs South Indian Girl
******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE***********
1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends
than her age.
2. Before marriage, she ... |
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318 |
22 |
3.49 |
10/27/2006 10:22 pm |
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really funny indian matrimonial ads
These are ads taken from actual matrimonial sites
- guys searching for brides. Grammar and spell errors have
no place in a profile description as everything is straight
from the heart! ... |
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221 |
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3.80 |
10/25/2006 10:13 pm |
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Indian Brain
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an
Old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow
rain."
The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian ... |
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131 |
6 |
5.93 |
10/23/2006 8:04 pm |
